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re: Overanalyzing Amazon Echo commercial with the chick that burns the duck
Posted on 1/24/19 at 4:43 pm to BrohemAlem11
Posted on 1/24/19 at 4:43 pm to BrohemAlem11
Ah, the name of the date is “Sam”
Ambiguous AF
Ambiguous AF
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Posted on 1/24/19 at 4:44 pm to Cosmo
having all that extra shite laying around for that emergency fancy pasta is uber white privilege
Posted on 1/24/19 at 4:44 pm to Cosmo
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you wont even tell him the name of the dude you are about to frick.
How ya know it was a dude..?
With the commercials today, it could've been a chimpanzee..
Posted on 1/24/19 at 4:44 pm to MrPappagiorgio
Knowing your dad is white privilege
Posted on 1/24/19 at 4:45 pm to Cosmo
damsel in distress calls the patriarch to save the day and literally mansplains his way through boiling noodles with little to no sauce and some garnish. of course the sperm donor is more than happy to see his daughter continue the patriarchy by helping her impress a presumably cis presumably white presumably male.
Posted on 1/24/19 at 4:50 pm to Cosmo
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Nah, it is. Says appointment for dinner with his name on the alexa after she hangs up. Dont remember what the name was though.
Though i guess it could be a chick with a guy name or gender neutral or something.
The name is "Sam." Androgynous.
Posted on 1/24/19 at 4:50 pm to Cosmo
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Ah, the name of the date is “Sam”
Ambiguous AF
It's short for "Samuel Tyrone Longcock, ESQ"
Posted on 1/24/19 at 4:51 pm to Cosmo
edgy, progressive...brave
Posted on 1/24/19 at 4:53 pm to Cosmo
I would never date a girl that needed to call her dad for help to cook pasta with garlic
The guy has to be pissed she told him duck and he got Italian dishes for kids version
The guy has to be pissed she told him duck and he got Italian dishes for kids version
This post was edited on 1/24/19 at 4:54 pm
Posted on 1/24/19 at 4:57 pm to Ed Osteen
you would be fricking amazed how dependent women are these days....
Posted on 1/24/19 at 4:58 pm to Cosmo
Big fan of this thread.
Also, what kind of millennial who lives alone has that size kitchen? More white privilege
Also, what kind of millennial who lives alone has that size kitchen? More white privilege
Posted on 1/24/19 at 5:00 pm to Cosmo
Is burning the duck code for anal?
Posted on 1/24/19 at 5:02 pm to Cosmo
bad posture and a face that's too small for her head. WNHI
Posted on 1/24/19 at 5:05 pm to Cosmo
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First off WYHI
Yes. She is very attractive and is putting forth a large amount of effort in the kitchen. Wife material.
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Second off by the end of the commercial when she answers the door she is all sweaty and shite. Not a good look for the new boyfriend/girlfriend.
If she opened the door all sweaty after spending time in the kitchen cooking for me, I'd be all I could do to hide my erection.
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Third off, your dad just saved your arse by walking you through cooking some pasta and you wont even tell him the name of the dude/chick you are about to frick.
Well, maybe she's just tired of the grandkids bullshite he's always laying on her.....
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Last, commercial is way too white which triggers me. Hopefully the guy or girl she is cooking for is black or hispanic.
She appears to be ginger which offsets the whiteness because they are their own subcategory.
Posted on 1/24/19 at 5:08 pm to Aubie Spr96
quote:That is my only beef here. Media, entertainment have given poor singles huge homes with huge kitchens for years. It is one of those "suspend disbelief" things at this point.
Third off, your dad just saved your arse by walking you through cooking some pasta and you wont even tell him the name of the dude/chick you are about to frick.
Posted on 1/24/19 at 5:09 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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Stieglitz.
Triggered. I know Jewish people.
This is basically a troll of Amazon against Jewish people and in support of white power. (Also, Amazon is run by a white guy. Google it)
This post was edited on 1/24/19 at 5:12 pm
Posted on 1/24/19 at 5:11 pm to Hangover Haven
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With the commercials today, it could've been a chimpanzee..
Posted on 1/24/19 at 5:13 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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Manon Stieglitz.
I’ll be the Man On her Stieglitz
Posted on 1/24/19 at 5:14 pm to Cosmo
She was cooking a duck, not a goose, dumbass.
Have you even seen the commercial?
Have you even seen the commercial?
Posted on 1/24/19 at 5:15 pm to RedPop4
It’s because she met him on bumble and doesn’t want to explain it to her father, the app, the process, etc.
The guy thinks he’s just coming over to bang it out but she thinks he’s a date. She serves him dinner and denies his advances while eating half boiled wheat noodles with hard garlic chunks. He eventually snaps and kills her with a cast iron pan while her dad watches via the echo
A tale as old as time
The guy thinks he’s just coming over to bang it out but she thinks he’s a date. She serves him dinner and denies his advances while eating half boiled wheat noodles with hard garlic chunks. He eventually snaps and kills her with a cast iron pan while her dad watches via the echo
A tale as old as time
This post was edited on 1/24/19 at 5:16 pm
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