re: Overanalyzing Amazon Echo commercial with the chick that burns the duck

Posted by Ed Osteen

Member since Oct 2007

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Posted on 1/24/19 at 5:22 pm to Cosmo

Either way, she had no business trying to cook any sort of bird.

Posted by BrohemAlem11

Ratchet City, LA

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Posted on 1/24/19 at 5:28 pm to Ed Osteen

I mean.... it was kind of ambitious for someone who needed help with boiling pasta

Posted by Cosmo

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Posted on 1/24/19 at 5:30 pm to BrohemAlem11

Had a scenario similar to this with a chick I dated a couple months. Like 3rd date she wanted to cook for me. It was some kind of chicken pasta dish. It was fricking awful. We ordered pizza after a couple bites.

Posted by fr33manator

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Posted on 1/24/19 at 5:37 pm to Ed Osteen

quote:
It’s because she met him on bumble and doesn’t want to explain it to her father, the app, the process, etc

. The guy thinks he’s just coming over to bang it out but she thinks he’s a date. She serves him dinner and denies his advances while eating half boiled wheat noodles with hard garlic chunks.

He eventually snaps and kills her with a cast iron pan while her dad watches via the echo

A tale as old as time

she met a guy online,
Swiped right to say the least...
But she burnt the duck,
And he just wants to frick,
Beauty and the beast.

Posted by OWLFAN86

Erotic Novelist

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Posted on 1/24/19 at 5:42 pm to Cosmo

quote:
Had a scenario similar to this with a chick I dated a couple months. Like 3rd date she wanted to cook for me. It was some kind of chicken pasta dish. It was fricking awful. We ordered pizza after a couple bites.

it was actually a dude

the twist is,it was a black dude

Posted by gthog61

Irving, TX

Member since Nov 2009

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Posted on 1/24/19 at 5:43 pm to Ed Osteen

quote:
It’s because she met him on bumble and doesn’t want to explain it to her father, the app, the process, etc.

The guy thinks he’s just coming over to bang it out but she thinks he’s a date. She serves him dinner and denies his advances while eating half boiled wheat noodles with hard garlic chunks. He eventually snaps and kills her with a cast iron pan while her dad watches via the echo

A tale as old as time

If you ever get a book deal make sure to post your nom de plume here. I want to read it.

Posted by Ed Osteen

Member since Oct 2007

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Posted on 1/24/19 at 5:46 pm to fr33manator

I figured you would like that one

Posted by stelly1025

Lafayette

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Posted on 1/24/19 at 5:59 pm to Cosmo

IWHI with after about a 6 pack.

Well she was cooking which this generation of women don't do much of so even though that looks like basic arse pasta I would be alright with the sweat.

Well it does say dinner with Sam when she hangs up and the dad asks whats his name so I am gonna go with he is your basic white guy.

Posted by WildManGoose

Member since Nov 2005

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Posted on 1/24/19 at 6:01 pm to Cosmo

I like to imagine that the "dad" is transgender. That's why he knows how to cook so well. And the lesbian mom abandoned the family because she didn't want to be with a dude.

Posted by tilco

Spanish Fort, AL

Member since Nov 2013

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Posted on 1/24/19 at 6:01 pm to Cosmo

She’s fine. Reminds me of Sansa Stark

Posted by Ed Osteen

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Posted on 1/24/19 at 6:04 pm to stelly1025

It’s because her dad is homosexual and jealous

Posted by PeteRose

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Posted on 1/24/19 at 6:09 pm to Cosmo

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your dad just saved your arse by walking you through cooking some pasta and you wont even tell him the name of the dude/chick you are about to frick

Exactly. And old dad was ok with it. Dad seems like a pushover.

Posted by DeafJam73

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Posted on 1/24/19 at 6:11 pm to Cosmo

Well you sound like a pussy so...