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OT Science Baws: Church Point DNA Test

Posted on 2/18/20 at 1:39 pm
Posted by JudgeHolden
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Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 2/18/20 at 1:39 pm
You've seen the story of the dad boffing the son's wife and getting her pregnant.

So here is my question. Do the dad and the son have sufficiently dissimilar DNA for a DNA test to prove or disprove paternity? Obviously they have a pretty damn strong genetic link.

Just asking.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 2/18/20 at 1:39 pm to
Looking to snag your sons Ole lady?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
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Posted on 2/18/20 at 1:39 pm to
Yes
Posted by LookingForAnswers
Member since Oct 2019
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Posted on 2/18/20 at 1:42 pm to
They would have to test the mother in law also I believe.
Posted by JDPndahizzy
JDP
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 2/18/20 at 1:42 pm to
I asked my 8 ball and it says, it is decidedly so... so yeah....
Posted by rsbd
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Posted on 2/18/20 at 1:44 pm to
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Just asking.







For a friend am I right?????
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 2/18/20 at 1:45 pm to
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So here is my question. Do the dad and the son have sufficiently dissimilar DNA for a DNA test to prove or disprove paternity?


Yes. In a nutshell you have 50% DNA match to each of your parents / each of your kids.
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
16797 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 1:45 pm to
Yes, they could tell if the kids were from the dad or son. Mother in Law's genes would come into play with the son.


Son should definitely find out for sure since the Dad gave him a nice start date of the relationship.
This post was edited on 2/18/20 at 1:47 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 2/18/20 at 1:46 pm to
You just put the kid between the daddy and the granddaddy and see who the baby goes to
Posted by AMS
Member since Apr 2016
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Posted on 2/18/20 at 1:47 pm to
quote:

So here is my question. Do the dad and the son have sufficiently dissimilar DNA for a DNA test to prove or disprove paternity? Obviously they have a pretty damn strong genetic link.


Yea... the son matches about 50% of dads dna lmao.
Posted by REB BEER
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Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 2/18/20 at 1:48 pm to
At this point, I'm not sure she is even the mother.
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 2/18/20 at 1:50 pm to
If not, they’re going to have to rewrite like 30 seasons of CSI and Law and Order...
Posted by Sidicous
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Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 1:58 pm to
In Church Point, 97% of AR, and 100% of AL, the DNA is too similar to distinguish one person from another.

Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26338 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 2:21 pm to
The family doesn't seem shy about publicly airing their dirty laundry, so they might as well take this to The Maury Show and get a free trip to New York and free DNA tests.
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
21849 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

You've seen the story of the dad boffing the son's wife and getting her pregnant.

So here is my question. Do the dad and the son have sufficiently dissimilar DNA for a DNA test to prove or disprove paternity? Obviously they have a pretty damn strong genetic link.

Just asking.


Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
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Posted on 2/18/20 at 2:25 pm to
How awesome would it be if in doing the DNA test, they find the Dad and Son are not related?

BOOM
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 2/18/20 at 2:25 pm to
This sounds like a special 2 part Maury
Posted by WildManGoose
Member since Nov 2005
4613 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 2:34 pm to
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How awesome would it be if in doing the DNA test, they find the Dad and Son are not related?



Or that neither are the father
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 2/18/20 at 2:47 pm to
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How awesome would it be if in doing the DNA test, they find the Dad and Son are not related?


Posted by redstick13
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Member since Feb 2007
41382 posts
Posted on 2/18/20 at 2:49 pm to
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At this point, I'm not sure she is even the mother.



A true miracle.
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