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OT Rejoice! Spray-on Condoms now a thing.

Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:09 am
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:09 am
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A revolutionary spray-on condom which will work in a similar fashion to a deodorant can may just change the way you have sex forever.


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Male users are told to spray the can onto their erect penis and wait for up to two minutes before engaging in sexual activity.


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This post was edited on 7/31/15 at 10:10 am
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
43342 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:10 am to
It's a trap!
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:10 am to
quote:

Male users are told to spray the can onto their erect penis and wait for up to two minutes before engaging in sexual activity.


No deal.
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22814 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:10 am to
quote:

Male users are told to spray the can onto their erect penis and wait for up to two minutes before engaging in sexual activity.


Good luck with that.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
40907 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:11 am to
I just dip my junk in hot wax.
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
26752 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:11 am to
quote:

Male users are told to spray the can onto their erect penis and
quote:

wait for up to two minutes
before engaging in sexual activity.


This might work for weekend sex, but during the week my goal is to be finished and asleep by then.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139236 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:13 am to
quote:

Male users are told to spray the can onto their erect penis and wait for up to two minutes before engaging in sexual activity.


Yeah, dead boners are a pretty effective birth control method.
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7881 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:15 am to
I'll need about two gallons to adequately cover mine.
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22814 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:15 am to
Doubles as a female condom too

quote:

It removes the need for different sizes of condom, but also works for women.

Female users can lie down, squat or sit while spraying Girlplay on their vagina.

Likewise with male users, they then wait for two minutes before continuing.
Posted by RedWineMeNow
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2015
339 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:15 am to
quote:

I just dip my junk in hot wax.


Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
21848 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:15 am to


quote:

also works for women. Female users can lie down, squat or sit while spraying Girlplay on their vagina.


quote:

Also among Chu's innovative designs is a bra that can be removed via remote control - included in her proposed 'Lover's Kit'.
This post was edited on 7/31/15 at 10:17 am
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13998 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:16 am to
I use plasti dip.
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:17 am to
Right. Then try pissing after you've had sex. You're totally fricked.
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7881 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:17 am to
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spray the can onto their erect penis


What happens when you lose wood? Does it just crackle off?
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85586 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:17 am to
Will it interact with analease?
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74916 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:18 am to
quote:

Male users are told to spray the can onto their erect penis and wait for up to two minutes before engaging in sexual activity.

umm.

Spray cold junk (almost all sprays are cold) on your junk and wait two minutes? hows that going to work?
Posted by rehtaeh
Member since Oct 2013
4487 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:23 am to
This is a pretty amusing and entertaining thread.

How romantic! "Excuse me, I need to spray some plastimold on my penis and stand there looking sheepish for two minutes (I assume you can't touch it while it is drying)."

Or, let us do it but what if we accidentally grab the wrong spray can?
This post was edited on 7/31/15 at 10:26 am
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179948 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:24 am to
when your dick spits, does it make a bubble?
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66925 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:25 am to
quote:

spray-on condom which will work in a similar fashion to a deodorant
Uh
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22046 posts
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:27 am to
Looks like great science behind this, but I believe a poor user experience will hold this back.
This post was edited on 7/31/15 at 10:28 am
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