re: OT Poll: PB&amp;J Construction

Posted by IAmNERD

Member since May 2017

19313 posts

Posted on 4/30/18 at 10:23 pm to fr33manator

quote:
Method A is quicker but method B is inarguably better

I've been wondering about it since I discovered this was a thing earlier tonight. Maybe I'll have her make me one her way later this week. See what all the fuss is about.

Posted by lsuwontonwrap

Member since Aug 2012

34147 posts

Posted on 4/30/18 at 10:24 pm to IAmNERD

Spread peanut butter on one side of bread
Spread jelly in the middle of the pb (same side of bread, damnit!), gently working it to the edges
Close the sandwich
Eat
Digest

Posted by Spelt it rong

Louisiana

Member since Oct 2012

10042 posts

Posted on 4/30/18 at 10:27 pm to AFtigerFan

quote:
Neither method. Here's my go-to:
1. Put 3 slices of bread in the toaster and toast them up.
2. Put a generous amount of peanut butter on 2 of the slices and spread it around.
3. Put jelly on both sides of the 3rd slice, and make this the middle piece of the PB&J toasted sandwich.
4. Enjoy.

Posted by Martini

Near Athens

Member since Mar 2005

48861 posts

Posted on 4/30/18 at 10:30 pm to Pelican fan99

quote:
Your son is mental if he chose a PB&J over Chick-fil-A. Probably got it from his mental mom since she makes them that way

I will eat a PBandJ over any fast food anytime. Crunchy Jif or Whole Foods on fresh white Bunny Bread with my homemade strawberry jelly.

A tin of Charles Chips and a big glass of ice cold whole milk.

Posted by NELARiceGuy

NELA

Member since Nov 2015

97 posts

Posted on 4/30/18 at 10:41 pm to IAmNERD

My house is divided

Myself, my older daughter and my son : Method A
My wife and my younger daughter : Method B

Posted by moneyg

Member since Jun 2006

56695 posts

Posted on 4/30/18 at 10:43 pm to IAmNERD

B is waaaaay better.

Posted by Fratigerguy

Member since Jan 2014

4749 posts

Posted on 4/30/18 at 11:49 pm to IAmNERD

Buncha fricking commies in this thread, I swear. The ONLY answer is B. It’s fricking B. Who wants goddam peanut butter stuck to the roof of their mouth? And jelly squirting out of the side of their bread? Mix the shite up so you get the correct ratio of peanut butter and jelly.

Posted by lsubuddy

houma, la

Member since Jul 2014

4319 posts

Posted on 4/30/18 at 11:54 pm to IAmNERD

Ok, I know the world we live in is f___ed up ,but nobody makes a p b & j by method b. Right ?? I mean not even Florida would do some mess like that

Posted by go_tigres

Member since Sep 2013

5164 posts

Posted on 4/30/18 at 11:57 pm to IAmNERD

Bowl method here. Only way to ensure an even consistency throughout.

Posted by djmicrobe

Planet Earth

Member since Jan 2007

4970 posts

Posted on 5/1/18 at 12:44 am to IAmNERD

Both. Method A 50% of the time, and Method B the other 50%.

Posted by DannyB

Bagram, Afghanistan

Member since Aug 2010

6141 posts

Posted on 5/1/18 at 12:54 am to Havoc

quote:
C: spread PB on penis, allow dog to lick it off. Eat jelly while doing so.

Stupid Retort:
You got it wrong. You are supposed to put the jelly on your butthole and let the dog toss your salad after licking all the PB off your junk.

My Answer: PB on both slices of bread and jelly in the middle or cut up banana.

This post was edited on 5/1/18 at 12:58 am

Posted by carnuba

tickfaw

Member since Jan 2009

1270 posts

Posted on 5/1/18 at 1:15 am to liz18lsu

quote:
liz18lsu

sorry for your childhood, guess what i'm eating............

Posted by ForLSU56

Rapides Parish

Member since Feb 2015

5582 posts

Posted on 5/1/18 at 4:13 am to IAmNERD

Try

Method C: PB and bananas in a bowl, mix well until you have a snot sammich

Posted by fishfighter

RIP

Member since Apr 2008

40026 posts

Posted on 5/1/18 at 4:21 am to ForLSU56

Been over 45 years from the last time I ate one. After one of my Grandma's pasted that used to make home made jelly and we ran out, I quit eating them.