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OT move or Creepy? Man answers door nude to greet pizzawoman

Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:01 pm
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20373 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:01 pm
Sounds like he thought it would turn into a porno. BTW, he is a cop so the OT will really love this. If only shooting a dog had been involved...

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Searches for pizza porn may be on the rise. But in real life, indecently exposing yourself to a deliveryman (or woman) can have serious consequences. According to Las Cruces Sun-News, William Gonzalez, 28, a police officer in the New Mexico city, has been cited for indecent exposure and suspended for greeting a pizza deliverywoman completely in the nude.

Gonzalez, a five-year veteran of the force, was “immediately” placed on administrative leave early last month after the young woman reported the incident to her supervisor.

According to the report, the woman said Gonzalez told her he had just gotten out of the shower, but she noticed his hair was dry and he didn’t have a towel. After he signed the receipt, she said, he went back inside the home to get her a tip and returned to the front door — still naked — with cash.

The officer who filed the report said Gonzalez also had “threatened” to expose himself to the same woman months earlier when, according to the report, he came to the door wearing only basketball shorts and told her his friends had dared him to answer the door naked.


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Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70467 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:03 pm to
Lock the sick frick up for a good while before he rapes somebody
Posted by TidenUP
Coden, AL
Member since Apr 2011
14696 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:04 pm to
Not sure but that's a good way to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
Posted by Chazzy McRamzee
Member since Jun 2014
2681 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:04 pm to
She signed up for it.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
59341 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:04 pm to
Attractive females don't have to resort to delivering pizza so it's creepy
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84834 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:05 pm to
quote:

Lock the sick frick up for a good while before he rapes somebody




Is THAT how you thank someone who puts their life on the line for your safety every single day?!
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110616 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:08 pm to
quote:

he went back inside the home to get her a tip


He sure did.
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49696 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:10 pm to
At least he gave her a tip. And she waited for it.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
17199 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:10 pm to
Shooting dogs is ok but whipping out your dong isn't?
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73722 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:11 pm to
What... people don't do this?
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
127593 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:12 pm to
Creepy.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134318 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:15 pm to
That's how civilized gentlemen thank womenfolk. Were y'all raised in a fricking barn?

Have some chivalry and drop trou
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:19 pm to
How is it illegal to be naked in your own house?



If only the teenage me could go back, i'd march right up to Miss Jones's open window and tell her that showing those big knockers with the pencil eraser nipples and dark pink areolas the size of silver dollar pancakes was ILLEGAL!
This post was edited on 12/5/16 at 6:55 pm
Posted by forever lsu30
Member since Nov 2005
4042 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:22 pm to
Hold up.

Dude answers the naked in his home & no mention of him stepping outside, right? So he was cited for indecent exposure for being naked IN his own home?!?!!?

So now we can't be naked in our own home anymore?
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59570 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:26 pm to
I bet he ordered HAND TOSSED

NOT creepy she had to know this was coming
Posted by FLBooGoTigs1
Nocatee, FL.
Member since Jan 2008
59570 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:29 pm to
I would use the #safespace defense no fricking way he gets charged
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
110616 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:31 pm to
quote:

At least he gave her a tip. And she waited for it.


That's all she wanted.

Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69233 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:35 pm to
Hey, my eyes are up here baby doll
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
9007 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:38 pm to
So did he bang her or not?
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39212 posts
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:50 pm to
This is a solid strategy called "the naked man". Basically you get but naked and then the woman comes in she either fricks or not. You cut out all the bullshite tat usually comes before it. It's definitely a bold move cotton.
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