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OT move or Creepy? Man answers door nude to greet pizzawoman
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:01 pm
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:01 pm
Sounds like he thought it would turn into a porno. BTW, he is a cop so the OT will really love this. If only shooting a dog had been involved...
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Searches for pizza porn may be on the rise. But in real life, indecently exposing yourself to a deliveryman (or woman) can have serious consequences. According to Las Cruces Sun-News, William Gonzalez, 28, a police officer in the New Mexico city, has been cited for indecent exposure and suspended for greeting a pizza deliverywoman completely in the nude.
Gonzalez, a five-year veteran of the force, was “immediately” placed on administrative leave early last month after the young woman reported the incident to her supervisor.
According to the report, the woman said Gonzalez told her he had just gotten out of the shower, but she noticed his hair was dry and he didn’t have a towel. After he signed the receipt, she said, he went back inside the home to get her a tip and returned to the front door — still naked — with cash.
The officer who filed the report said Gonzalez also had “threatened” to expose himself to the same woman months earlier when, according to the report, he came to the door wearing only basketball shorts and told her his friends had dared him to answer the door naked.
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Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:03 pm to jbgleason
Lock the sick frick up for a good while before he rapes somebody
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:04 pm to jbgleason
Not sure but that's a good way to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses 
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:04 pm to jbgleason
Attractive females don't have to resort to delivering pizza so it's creepy
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:05 pm to ksayetiger
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Lock the sick frick up for a good while before he rapes somebody
Is THAT how you thank someone who puts their life on the line for your safety every single day?!
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:08 pm to jbgleason
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he went back inside the home to get her a tip
He sure did.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:10 pm to SabiDojo
At least he gave her a tip. And she waited for it.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:10 pm to jbgleason
Shooting dogs is ok but whipping out your dong isn't?
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:11 pm to jbgleason
What... people don't do this?
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:15 pm to jbgleason
That's how civilized gentlemen thank womenfolk. Were y'all raised in a fricking barn?
Have some chivalry and drop trou
Have some chivalry and drop trou
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:19 pm to jbgleason
How is it illegal to be naked in your own house?
If only the teenage me could go back, i'd march right up to Miss Jones's open window and tell her that showing those big knockers with the pencil eraser nipples and dark pink areolas the size of silver dollar pancakes was ILLEGAL!
If only the teenage me could go back, i'd march right up to Miss Jones's open window and tell her that showing those big knockers with the pencil eraser nipples and dark pink areolas the size of silver dollar pancakes was ILLEGAL!
This post was edited on 12/5/16 at 6:55 pm
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:22 pm to jbgleason
Hold up.
Dude answers the naked in his home & no mention of him stepping outside, right? So he was cited for indecent exposure for being naked IN his own home?!?!!?
So now we can't be naked in our own home anymore?
Dude answers the naked in his home & no mention of him stepping outside, right? So he was cited for indecent exposure for being naked IN his own home?!?!!?
So now we can't be naked in our own home anymore?
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:26 pm to jbgleason
I bet he ordered HAND TOSSED
NOT creepy she had to know this was coming
NOT creepy she had to know this was coming
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:29 pm to forever lsu30
I would use the #safespace defense no fricking way he gets charged
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:31 pm to Martini
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At least he gave her a tip. And she waited for it.
That's all she wanted.

Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:35 pm to jbgleason
Hey, my eyes are up here baby doll 
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:38 pm to jbgleason
So did he bang her or not?
Posted on 12/5/16 at 6:50 pm to jbgleason
This is a solid strategy called "the naked man". Basically you get but naked and then the woman comes in she either fricks or not. You cut out all the bullshite tat usually comes before it. It's definitely a bold move cotton.
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