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OT help me out - how to deal with a horrible kid
Posted on 11/3/17 at 1:58 pm
Posted on 11/3/17 at 1:58 pm
So I was recently over at a boss' house because he invited a couple of us over to watch the World Series, and he has three kids. Two girls and a boy. The girls are well behaved in every way. The son, however, is basically Satan incarnate. This fricker was straight up trying to grab my crotch because he knew it would hurt. And yes, he landed it the first time, when I had no idea I should be protecting my package. Kid is in pre-school. What in the actual frick. I was basically just laughing and pushing this kid off me. But I am in no position to tell my boss and his wife how to discipline their kid, but this is freaking weird.
I imagine, I will be invited over there again. I have to have a better gameplay next time. What would the OT do? Do I just risk it and call this fricking kid out?
I imagine, I will be invited over there again. I have to have a better gameplay next time. What would the OT do? Do I just risk it and call this fricking kid out?
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Posted on 11/3/17 at 1:59 pm to SwaggerCopter
Knife hand that little frick in the throat and then grab ya boss man's wife titty just so he knows who the alpha is
Posted on 11/3/17 at 1:59 pm to SwaggerCopter
belt. whip. rinse and repeat. his daddy will thank you later in life however you will probably be fired.
In all honesty it's never too young to nut check back. The kid is still a boy and he needs to learn the rules sooner or later.
In all honesty it's never too young to nut check back. The kid is still a boy and he needs to learn the rules sooner or later.
This post was edited on 11/3/17 at 2:03 pm
Posted on 11/3/17 at 1:59 pm to SwaggerCopter
quote:
Do I just risk it and call this fricking kid out?
Yeah, do this to your boss's kid...
What could possibly go wrong?
This post was edited on 11/3/17 at 2:00 pm
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:00 pm to SwaggerCopter
Punt that little bastard if he goes after the jewels again.
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:00 pm to SwaggerCopter
Slap him across the face when nobody's looking. Or tell your boss you can't go to his house anymore because his homo son keeps grabbing your dick.
Either should work.
Either should work.
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:00 pm to SwaggerCopter
Pop him in the chops
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:00 pm to SwaggerCopter
quote:
I have to have a better gameplay next time
at a minimum wear a cup....
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:00 pm to SwaggerCopter
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This post was edited on 9/24/20 at 8:49 pm
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:00 pm to SwaggerCopter
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:00 pm to SwaggerCopter
wear a cup?
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:00 pm to SwaggerCopter
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:01 pm to SwaggerCopter
If you don't want to say anything, wear a cup
On second thought get wait until he nails you while standing up. Fall down roll around, moan and wretch. Now the boss owes you one and he knows it. Wife might even massage the pain away.
On second thought get wait until he nails you while standing up. Fall down roll around, moan and wretch. Now the boss owes you one and he knows it. Wife might even massage the pain away.
This post was edited on 11/3/17 at 2:03 pm
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:01 pm to SwaggerCopter
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But I am in no position to tell my boss and his wife how to discipline their kid
You're focused on the wrong subject. The kid isn't the problem.
It's the wife.
One of these to the wife and I'll guarantee you the kid will be on his best behavior next time you go to visit:
This post was edited on 11/3/17 at 2:03 pm
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:01 pm to WhoGeaux
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You should just grab the kids crotch back and show him how it feels. If your boss asks any questions I'm sure you'll be able to effectively explain yourself.
frick this situation. 
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:01 pm to SwaggerCopter
Or wear a cup outside your pants the next time so they get the message.
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:02 pm to SwaggerCopter
Threaten to sue for sexual harassment if your boss doesn’t give you a promotion and raise.
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:02 pm to SwaggerCopter
Instead of bending the kid for a spanking , bend the wife over for fun.
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:03 pm to SwaggerCopter
Pick him up and body slam him. Seriously. Somewhere soft like the couch though. If he wants to play fight and you don't think you can tell him to frick off then play fight. Pick him up and throw him around (in a playful manner of course), but now you're in control and have him on the defensive. He's more worried about escaping and finding a new angle of attack than going all Bobby Hill on you.
Posted on 11/3/17 at 2:03 pm to TigerinATL
Good advice. I like that.
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