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re: OT Fatties Rejoice Zero Sugar Oreos Arrive on Store Shelves

Posted on 2/26/26 at 3:23 pm to
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
21721 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

So a "cookie" that has more sugar substitute in it than flour. Got it.


Pretty nasty.
Posted by DandA
Mandevillian
Member since Jun 2018
988 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 3:28 pm to
Yall ever seen the video of the guy blasting oreos with a blowtorch and it had absolutely zero effect on them? They were glowing red with heat, but still completely intact. I haven't eaten an oreo since then.
Posted by rpg37
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Sep 2008
54554 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 3:32 pm to
Not going to lie, Oreos with milk is my biggest food weakness.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83032 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 3:32 pm to
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It's a bait. 2 of the regular cookie are 90 calories. Fat people will eat 20 cookies and consume 900 calories of carbs.



Yep. Been seeing these everywhere. You're looking at 45 calories per sugar free Oreo versus 53 calories per regular.

But the way I've seen people jumping for joy, no doubt they're going to mow down double the amount because they're sugar free.

I say this as someone who normally gets excited by sugar free versions of things.
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
18853 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 3:36 pm to
Maltitol is 1st ingredient.....eat about 5 or 6 of them, and your gonna regret it.
Posted by HonoraryCoonass
Member since Jan 2005
20198 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 3:42 pm to
I’m predicting they’ll taste terrible.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
11928 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 3:50 pm to
It's not just the -droses of many kinds in them, it's all the stuff that bodies will quickly convert to glucose. So they cut out (glucose + frustose), BFD
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
12190 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 4:26 pm to
Ace K and Sucralose

Might as well just eat the real deal.
Posted by rltiger
Metairie
Member since Oct 2004
2435 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 4:33 pm to
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What’s even the point?


Diabetics and pre-diabetic people. There are over 100 million of those in the US. If they capture some of that market, it’s a win.
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
1545 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 4:45 pm to
O in Oreo is for Ozempic!
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30258 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 4:51 pm to
Oreos always sucked anyway.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
12694 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 5:17 pm to
Here is the real back of the package:



First ingredient is flour. Maltitol is draino that leaves you empty if you consume too many.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75132 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 5:28 pm to
Careful......the artificial sweetener in those gives some people the shits.
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
9722 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 5:55 pm to
Something else I don’t eat because once I get started I ain’t stopping.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33489 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 6:00 pm to
So instead of pure cane sugar, they’re introducing another 45 chemicals which taste like sugar
Posted by Onyx Aggie
Foothills of the Smokies
Member since Sep 2012
2949 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 6:00 pm to
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Just don’t eat too many they may cause diarrhea.
one of the ingredients
quote:

Maltitol is a sugar alcohol (a polyol) used as a sugar substitute and laxative.
This post was edited on 2/26/26 at 6:07 pm
Posted by Locoguan0
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2017
7270 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 6:03 pm to
Worst night of gas in my life was from eating too much sugar free chocolate. The power and duration of my farts, deep into the night, were a thing of legend.
Posted by EastWestConnection
Denver/Shenzhen/Belfast
Member since Jul 2024
1990 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 6:57 pm to
my buddy is something like a district rep for Nabisco and told me a few weeks ago about these, and that he was being stopped in the store all the time by people asking him when they were going to be in stores. Id just stick to the regular ones , but thats me
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74850 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 6:59 pm to
quote:

Probably taste like communion
Black on the outside,
White on the inside
Posted by Banned
Member since Feb 2026
331 posts
Posted on 2/26/26 at 7:09 pm to
quote:

Reminds me of the Olestra chips of the 1990’s.


That stuff was no joke.

I got on a kick eating fat free Pringles back in the day, with olestra in them.

I shite out 100 pounds before I knew what was going on.
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