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re: Oregon Governor encourages citizens to call police over gatherings

Posted on 11/21/20 at 10:20 pm to
Posted by gizmothepug
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2015
6439 posts
Posted on 11/21/20 at 10:20 pm to
What if it’s a group of what some call a minority? Would I be committing a micro aggressive and basically be breaking the law myself? It’s hard to keep up.
Posted by vuvuzela
Oregon
Member since Jun 2010
14663 posts
Posted on 11/21/20 at 10:21 pm to
quote:

It’s hard to keep up.


It really is
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260483 posts
Posted on 11/21/20 at 10:28 pm to
Karen's unite!

Report your neighbors!
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62782 posts
Posted on 11/21/20 at 10:31 pm to
I've got an idea.
First, can you post the number we're supposed to call.
Then, we'll all call the number incessantly reporting "violations" using street maps of random houses
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
31497 posts
Posted on 11/21/20 at 10:38 pm to
Friend,
Official Guidelines:
1. If you see (or hear from within 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon, or just sense) more than six people gathering, or 6 people and 2 or more unmasked dogs over 35 lbs, then call the social worker hotline (311) to report them, unless the 6-person group consists of two transtesticle threesomes or a sixsome of gender-perplexed pederast fecal freaks, then report to the altar and pray for them and plan a riot.

2. When the dangerous group tells the social workers to eat a bag of 'em, then the social workers should call neighborhood security if available, and if not then hire private security to stabilize the situation.

3. When rioters show up at the scene of the disturbance, protesting the inequitable distribution of security services, then deputize the private security service and they can reestablish the peace.

This really isn't that far from reality these days.
Posted by GardenDistrictTiger
Fort Worth
Member since Sep 2020
2480 posts
Posted on 11/21/20 at 11:30 pm to
The "if you see something, say something" bunch loves ratting others out.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
95425 posts
Posted on 11/21/20 at 11:34 pm to
Does this apply when the gatherings are 6 or more black people?

Pretty sure this same person also insisted the cops not be called on blacks as not to create a potential incident.
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
35749 posts
Posted on 11/21/20 at 11:34 pm to
quote:

Isn't the oregon governor the really ugly one?


Is there any other kind?

(Jack Nicholson voice)
Posted by cubsfan5150
Member since Nov 2007
15767 posts
Posted on 11/21/20 at 11:49 pm to
So you'd be willing to view and distribute kiddie porn just to try to frame someone else, knowing that they'd track it back to you and you'd go to prison for even more time? You sound smart.
Posted by cubsfan5150
Member since Nov 2007
15767 posts
Posted on 11/21/20 at 11:50 pm to
That's actually a great idea... post the governor's address along with the number.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35488 posts
Posted on 11/21/20 at 11:52 pm to
quote:


So you'd be willing to view and distribute kiddie porn just to try to frame someone else, knowing that they'd track it back to you and you'd go to prison for even more time? You sound smart
when in Rome...
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 11/21/20 at 11:52 pm to
Just don't answer the door
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
58208 posts
Posted on 11/22/20 at 1:14 am to
I mean is this not a direct violation of the right to assembly?
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17000 posts
Posted on 11/22/20 at 3:42 am to
I will beat a neighbors arse over this.

Fricking play with me if you want to
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12422 posts
Posted on 11/22/20 at 4:44 am to
Truly feel sorry for the police in Oregon, they should all walk out and let the lunatics figure it out for themselves.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39291 posts
Posted on 11/22/20 at 6:41 am to
We should all call in fake complaints on our neighbors. The huge volume of fake calls would neutralize this.
Posted by tossedoff
LP
Member since May 2009
1517 posts
Posted on 11/22/20 at 6:47 am to
Only the Dem ones can be summarily categorized this way. Rep woman governors usually have far more beauty. I’m not talking to you Alabama.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119143 posts
Posted on 11/22/20 at 6:48 am to
If the police have time to respond to mask complaints, then they really can defund them in Oregon.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
18398 posts
Posted on 11/22/20 at 7:00 am to
quote:

I will beat a neighbors arse over this.

Fricking play with me if you want to


Bricks through their windows seems to be an acceptable way of showing displeasure towards someone else.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55616 posts
Posted on 11/22/20 at 7:06 am to
quote:

What they mean is call the police if you see white people gathering. Like in New Orleans and everywhere else everyone else is cool.
say what you will about New Orleans, but Karen Kulture is minimal here
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