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Posted on 7/11/24 at 7:05 am to nugget
A clean poop with zero shite on the paper on first wipe.
Posted on 7/11/24 at 7:48 am to nugget
Lucky you. Some of us can't go back to sleep when we wake up.
Posted on 7/11/24 at 7:49 am to nugget
And the worst feeling in the world is waking up 15 minutes before the alarm.
Posted on 7/11/24 at 8:02 am to nugget
Sounds like you've never pured a 5 iron that you've lost in the sun but just stared at the pin cause you knew it was going to land tight.
Posted on 7/11/24 at 8:17 am to PowerTool
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Used to be a good feeling when I was still able to fall back asleep. It’s not such a cool feeling now.
Exactly. This means, great I'm up now, so go do something, and you know when you are ready to go back to sleep...when you were originally supposed to be up. frick all that.
Posted on 7/11/24 at 8:23 am to LegendInMyMind
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Or, a good, solid shite that you have to work for just a little (but not too much).
One that makes you feel 10lbs lighter
Posted on 7/11/24 at 8:25 am to nugget
Pissing on an ant pile in the backyard
Posted on 7/11/24 at 8:29 am to nugget
During a power outage when the power comes back on.
Posted on 7/11/24 at 8:39 am to nugget
Making the perfect shot and watching a nice buck fold like a paper napkin.
"No blood trailing needed, fellas..."
"No blood trailing needed, fellas..."
Posted on 7/11/24 at 8:56 am to nugget
Morning sex followed by a little more sleep
Posted on 7/11/24 at 10:36 am to nugget
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is when you wake up in the middle of the night and it’s hours earlier than you feel like it should be.
Woke up in the middle of the night and felt really rested so I thought damn I’ve probably gotta get up in an hour. Checked my phone and still had like 4 more hours to sleep
Is when you’re retired and DGAF about all that BS. Most of the time I don’t even know (or even care) what day of the week it is. (I know, NB4 the “congrats on the dementia”).
Posted on 7/11/24 at 10:45 am to nugget
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One of the best feeling in the world
Not having a wake up time!
Posted on 7/11/24 at 6:00 pm to SouthPlains
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Real men wake up at 2:30 AM, put a dip in, and get to the plant by 3:00. Sorry you work a fake WFH email job
Thought at first this was an El Gaucho post.
Posted on 7/11/24 at 7:15 pm to nugget
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Woke up in the middle of the night and felt really rested so I thought damn I’ve probably gotta get up in an hour. Checked my phone and still had like 4 more hours to sleep
Bonus sleep.
Posted on 7/11/24 at 7:35 pm to nugget
Getting a good price on crawfish.
Oh wait that never happens.
Oh wait that never happens.
Posted on 7/11/24 at 7:43 pm to nugget
Having the house to myself for a few days. It rarely happens but damn it’s nice.
Posted on 7/11/24 at 8:07 pm to nugget
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One of the best feeling in the world
The best feeling in the world is when you are not sure what will happen, but she lets you remove her panties.
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