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Olympic events if New Orleans hosted the Games...

Posted on 7/24/21 at 6:17 pm
Posted by Zachary
Member since Jan 2007
1635 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 6:17 pm
Watcha got?
This post was edited on 7/24/21 at 7:08 pm
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30258 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 6:18 pm to
The gold medals would all be stolen and made into teeth.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14792 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 6:19 pm to
Spotting the number of athletes fathers in attendance.
Posted by sledgehammer
SWLA
Member since Oct 2020
3364 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 6:20 pm to
Who can carjack the fastest.
This post was edited on 7/24/21 at 6:22 pm
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26563 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 6:21 pm to
Ever watched Seaspiracy? That’s what the swimming comps would turn into.

Also track and field would involve an element of having to run from a mugger.

Goddamn New Orleans sucks. That being said, looking forward to visiting next week.
This post was edited on 7/24/21 at 6:22 pm
Posted by weaveballs1
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
3040 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 6:22 pm to
Pothole diving
Posted by Zachary
Member since Jan 2007
1635 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 6:22 pm to
I'm thinking men's 4x4 car window breaking (hosted by Lakeview) and kayaking (hosted by any major street when it rains).
This post was edited on 7/24/21 at 6:23 pm
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 6:23 pm to
Any American athletes from Georgia get boo'd over North koreans and Arabs
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
58128 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 6:25 pm to
The fart competition
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119144 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 6:26 pm to
Can you 1000 yard dash to see if you can outrun a bullet.
Posted by UncleLester
West of the Mississippi
Member since Aug 2008
6608 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 6:27 pm to
Basketball in the Smoothie King Center.

Gymnastics in the Superdome.

Baseball at Zephyr Field.

Softball at Kirsch Rooney.

Track at Tad Gormley.

Handball at the Ponchatrain Center in Kenner.

Boxing at the Lakefront Arena.

And most obvious...Fencing and Table Tennis could be held in the ballroom at the Holiday Inn West Bank Tower.
Posted by ChunkyLover54
Member since Apr 2015
6529 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 6:27 pm to
Twirking/bouncing
Posted by jkylejohnson
Alexandria
Member since Dec 2016
14007 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 6:27 pm to
Destroya would make the swimmers wear a mask
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8589 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 6:28 pm to
Panhandling relay
Posted by Zachary
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 7/24/21 at 6:28 pm to
Interstate bullet-dodging
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3157 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 6:29 pm to
Drive-by shooting

Stolen bike cycling
Posted by DomincDecoco
of no fixed abode
Member since Oct 2018
10875 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 6:30 pm to
National anthem played by 3 boys beating on 5 gallon buckets
Posted by jkylejohnson
Alexandria
Member since Dec 2016
14007 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 6:30 pm to
Opening ceremonies music

Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32647 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 6:31 pm to
Track stars all know where Dey got dem shoes
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 6:35 pm to

quote:

And most obvious...Fencing and Table Tennis could be held in the ballroom at the Holiday Inn West Bank Tower.




What about shooting?
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