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re: Oldest American at 113... Smoked, ate junk food bonus WYHI

Posted on 7/21/16 at 11:58 pm to
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 7/21/16 at 11:58 pm to
and she might remember it, if 6 year old girls paid attention to such things.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108361 posts
Posted on 7/22/16 at 12:01 am to
Would visit
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
44943 posts
Posted on 7/22/16 at 12:15 am to
If you ever become the oldest person alive I think it's your duty to make up some crazy shite that you did everyday to make people try it.
Posted by Bootyrich
Mandeville
Member since Jan 2015
1189 posts
Posted on 7/22/16 at 12:16 am to
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World War I (1914-1919)


she was born in 1899?
Posted by Lionnation1993
Member since Nov 2013
6103 posts
Posted on 7/22/16 at 1:05 am to
My great Grandma was born in 1906. She passed in 2009. She was 103 and still ate two servings at every meal and got up and cleaned her dishes after. Was quite incredible. Had another that was born in 1914 and passed in 2010
Posted by puse01
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 7/22/16 at 1:46 am to
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Posted by hombreman9
USA
Member since Feb 2009
3782 posts
Posted on 7/22/16 at 2:46 am to
So you'll be a cardiac pharmacologist, which is in no way a cardiologists, right? Don't tell me the additional few months of training required are referred to as residency.
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4738 posts
Posted on 7/22/16 at 2:53 am to
She looks like death taking a shite. She is probably sitting in shitty diapers...have no desire to live that long.
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
11689 posts
Posted on 7/22/16 at 3:43 am to
You all should look at her twitter. She's pretty funny for an old bird

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The Wright Brothers would have been so broken up about 9/11. I dated both of them btw lol


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When I was a little girl, the Encyclopedia Brittanica was one 43 page book.


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Nothing is sadder than looking at the obituaries to find out you outlived another great-grandson
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 7/22/16 at 4:35 am to
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You mean 19th century, because she's from the 1890's not the 1800's.
It can refer to both.

Dumbass.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 7/22/16 at 4:36 am to
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If you ever become the oldest person alive I think it's your duty to make up some crazy shite that you did everyday to make people try it.

Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62018 posts
Posted on 7/22/16 at 5:18 am to
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Not that bad for 113.

She doesn't look a day over 105
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161246 posts
Posted on 7/22/16 at 5:26 am to
at least she still has all her hair
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16102 posts
Posted on 7/22/16 at 6:01 am to
Social securities worst nightmare right here not that its not a nightmare already .
This post was edited on 7/22/16 at 6:02 am
Posted by rintintin
Life is Life
Member since Nov 2008
17063 posts
Posted on 7/22/16 at 7:39 am to
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Which short circuits me someone is still alive from the 1800'


It boggles my mind just as much as that other thread here weeks ago about some old President (forgot which one) who still has 2 living grandsons.

Posted by Sody Cracker
Distemper Ward
Member since May 2016
3409 posts
Posted on 7/22/16 at 7:55 am to
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If you ever become the oldest person alive I think it's your duty to make up some crazy shite that you did everyday to make people try it.


Yes, such as instructing women to give 3 BJs a week for a longer and healthier life.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20015 posts
Posted on 7/22/16 at 8:01 am to


No boobs. WNHI
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36765 posts
Posted on 7/22/16 at 8:02 am to
There was a woman who turned 100 a few years ago that started smoking and drinking. Everyone asked her why?

She said "why not?"
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 7/22/16 at 8:39 am to
My great grandma lived until she was 102. She smoked from when she was 12 until she was 92 and couldn't hold a cigarette anymore. If smoking is supposed to give you cancer, why was she able to smoke for 80 years and not get it? She also lived in da parish her whole life, so chemicals didn't effect her either.

My grandma is 83 and still works 5 days a week and is running around when she's not. She is in better shape than a lot of 60-70 year olds
This post was edited on 7/22/16 at 8:43 am
Posted by blzr
Saratoga
Member since Mar 2011
30744 posts
Posted on 7/22/16 at 8:43 am to
So you're saying smoking in fact does not give you cancer?
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