re: Old Man Advice

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Take care of your teeth

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From my Pops who came up poor and then got WWII for dessert:

“Take care of your eyes, teeth, and feet.”

And he did.

From my great uncle who had been married 4 times:
“ If you find a woman you can’t live without, you won’t be able to live with her either.”

“If you gotta eat a turd, don’t nibble at it” - Mr. Wanny


Beware of an old man in a young man’s profession- Unknown.

Don't sharpen you knife towards you, and don't piss into the wind!

When handicapping a horse, crunch all the numbers and pick one, and through that horse out and bet another.

Never mix your peter and the payroll! i.e. "Don't f@ck the help"

Tight pussy, loose shoes, and a warm place to shite.

You never have to remember what you said when you tell the truth.

A man with a hard dick will go places that a man with a loaded gun would never go.

Just a bunch of shallow Budweiser drinking butt crack scratching advice in here. Maybe 2 funny posts surrounded by useless played out horse shite. Have some self respect and respect for women by not reading the OT. that’s my advice.

My pawpaw used to tell my Mawmaw “Don’t worry about the blind mule..” A shortened version of the old saying “Don’t worry about the mule going blind, just load the wagon.” Meaning don’t worry about things that you can’t control.

Don't let your mouth write checks that your arse can't cash