re: "Oh my God, I'm having a baby!"

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I'm eating lunch at Mcdonalds and one of the employees yelled it out from behind the counter.

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McDonalds is drive thru only

Ronald is a man whore....

She should really get to a hospital.

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Needs that $15 an hour baw

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Man this brings back a memory. The summer between high school and college I was working at Burger King. I went on a casual date with a co-worker who was sweet but also gave off a bit of a slutty vibe. I had absolutely no game so nothing happened. But as Fall approached we found out that she was pregnant. The manager promoted her to "lead" so she could make more money. That pissed off people who had been there longer who should have been promoted first. And then one night, three of us were scheduled to close the place. The manager let the pregnant one go home early, leaving the place to just two of us to clean up. Well we got pissed and I convinced the other guy to walk off the job and leave it to the manager to clean up the whole place by herself. I was about to go to college so that was how I quit. I think the other guy got his crappy job back.

Did you order the McPlacenta sandwich?

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I'm in the waiting room right now for my initial vasectomy consultation. I can't wait to never to have to worry about knocking the wife up ever again.

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And you can go back to fricking prostitutes without a rubber.

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I'm in the waiting room right now for my initial vasectomy consultation. I can't wait to never to have to worry about knocking the wife up ever again.

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Don't worry baw. I'll still rawdog it on the hood in the parking lot of the scuttlebutt.

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Now she can quit and get that gubment McCheese

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I commend anyone working, even at McDonalds. Particularly right now.

Because he's lying. Yesterday he lied about having his gun stolen at lunch, today he's lying about this happening at lunch.