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"Oh my God, I'm having a baby!"

Posted on 4/1/21 at 3:00 pm
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 4/1/21 at 3:00 pm


I'm eating lunch at Mcdonalds and one of the employees yelled it out from behind the counter. (Its not my baby & I dont work at mcdonalds)

Lawd have mercy
Posted by whitetiger1234
They/Them
Member since Oct 2016
4885 posts
Posted on 4/1/21 at 3:01 pm to
Get the Happy Meal ready
This post was edited on 4/1/21 at 3:01 pm
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164137 posts
Posted on 4/1/21 at 3:01 pm to
Hopefully she washed her hands after peeing on the stick before she made your Big Mac baw
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18054 posts
Posted on 4/1/21 at 3:01 pm to
You find your gun?
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
16534 posts
Posted on 4/1/21 at 3:01 pm to
I'm in the waiting room right now for my initial vasectomy consultation. I can't wait to never to have to worry about knocking the wife up ever again.
Posted by TDTOM
Member since Jan 2021
14541 posts
Posted on 4/1/21 at 3:01 pm to
I thought you were gay?
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166291 posts
Posted on 4/1/21 at 3:03 pm to
*insert flooring pun*

Your story floored me.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89945 posts
Posted on 4/1/21 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

I'm eating lunch at Mcdonalds


trashy
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 4/1/21 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

You find your gun?


Ill let you know.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124248 posts
Posted on 4/1/21 at 3:04 pm to
I’d say “don’t shake the baby”


But you know damn well there ain’t no shakes at McDonald’s
This post was edited on 4/1/21 at 3:08 pm
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
65728 posts
Posted on 4/1/21 at 3:05 pm to

Don't order until after they mop up.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26577 posts
Posted on 4/1/21 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

I dont work at mcdonalds


But did you sell them their floors?
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 4/1/21 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

thought you were gay?


No but Ill let you suck my dick for a dollar.
Posted by davyjones
NELA
Member since Feb 2019
30112 posts
Posted on 4/1/21 at 3:06 pm to
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 4/1/21 at 3:06 pm to
Already done
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
8162 posts
Posted on 4/1/21 at 3:10 pm to
Getting that guvment raise
Posted by DykonIcon
Member since Jun 2019
307 posts
Posted on 4/1/21 at 3:25 pm to
Did you sell her some new flooring for the nursery?
Posted by lsuhunt555
Teakwood Village Breh
Member since Nov 2008
38410 posts
Posted on 4/1/21 at 3:26 pm to
Fatty
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 4/1/21 at 3:34 pm to
Believe me. I will
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 4/1/21 at 3:34 pm to
I am a cheep o.
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