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Office Bathroom Horror Stories
Posted on 10/20/17 at 2:18 pm
Posted on 10/20/17 at 2:18 pm
As an O-T Baller I obviously have my own personal bathroom w/ attendant but I was wondering what the worst thing some of y'all have seen in the office bathroom.
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Posted on 10/20/17 at 2:19 pm to jlovel7
Seeing people not wash their hands and then seeing them touching stuff throughout the office.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 2:19 pm to jlovel7
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what the worst thing some of y'all have seen in the office bathroom.
My own dick.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 2:20 pm to jlovel7
Apparently the women's bathroom where I once worked was a horror show. All the females had to be pulled into the conference room multiple times by HR and reminded of basic bathroom courtesy and sanitation. I was told alot of it stemmed from the old "hover move" that sometimes resulted in piss missing the toilet entirely.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 2:20 pm to jlovel7
For some reason the women in my office have a difficult time flushing the toilets. I'll never understand how a grown adult shits in public and doesn't flush.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 2:22 pm to jlovel7
Some prick ignored the perfectly good blow next to the sink and splashed water all over it
Posted on 10/20/17 at 2:22 pm to jlovel7
You would think the woman's bathroom would be clean, but i've heard stories that isn't close to anything i've seen in a men's bathroom.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 2:24 pm to jlovel7
Somebody kept ignoring me tapping my foot under the divider
Posted on 10/20/17 at 2:24 pm to jlovel7
There's a female executive who blows up the toilet every time she uses the restroom. It's awkward to make eye contact with her post-explosion.
We've also got a fella or two who flush their underwear down the toilet, which leads to our 10 story building flooding. Three pairs were found in the pipes the last time this happened.
We've also got a fella or two who flush their underwear down the toilet, which leads to our 10 story building flooding. Three pairs were found in the pipes the last time this happened.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 2:25 pm to jlovel7
The strangest thing was a guy talking himself through a dump, even after I cleared my throat to let him know that I was in the stall next to him.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 2:25 pm to jlovel7
Women in general are nasty fricks. That's why they're always cleaning, but they've somehow come together as a pack and make us men feel like WE made the mess, when it was them all along.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 2:26 pm to ImAComanche
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There's a female executive who blows up the toilet every time she uses the restroom. It's awkward to make eye contact with her post-explosion.
We've also got a fella or two who flush their underwear down the toilet, which leads to our 10 story building flooding. Three pairs were found in the pipes the last time this happened.
Not sure if serious.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 2:26 pm to HoustonChick86
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I'll never understand how a grown adult shits in public and doesn't flush.
Sometimes I'm scared to walk into the restroom at work.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 2:27 pm to tiggerthetooth
100% serious
Posted on 10/20/17 at 2:27 pm to ImAComanche
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We've also got a fella or two who flush their underwear down the toilet,
WTF?
Posted on 10/20/17 at 2:27 pm to jlovel7
Had my gallbladder removed a while back and the Doc jacked up my surgery. Now I poo 4+ times a day -- which can obviously be awkward in an office environment.
Work from home now. Much more convenient.
Get wet wipes. Much more pleasant experience.
Work from home now. Much more convenient.
Get wet wipes. Much more pleasant experience.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 2:28 pm to ImAComanche
Guy clearly watching porn on his phone.
I guess dude forgot his volume was up or his headphone came unplugged.
I guess dude forgot his volume was up or his headphone came unplugged.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 2:30 pm to The Pirate King
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The strangest thing was a guy talking himself through a dump, even after I cleared my throat to let him know that I was in the stall next to him.
Also yeah women are disgusting in the bathroom and not for "feminine" reasons either. I've heard of the "hover move" but why? why would you do that? just sit - it's no different than #2 and you're just gonna make a fricking mess.
Posted on 10/20/17 at 2:30 pm to BR Tiger
It's mind boggling. I don't know if this makes it worse or not, but this is all happening on the executive floor of my office. I guess their stomachs can't handle the stress. 
Posted on 10/20/17 at 2:30 pm to jlovel7
Had a former coworker never wash his hands after using the restroom, even after dropping a nasty shite. I'd be in there using the urinal and he's walk out of the stall (with the stink still in the air, so I know he wasn't just pissing) and leave without washing his nasty arse hands. Same dude would also use the urinal with his pants completely unbuttoned and down around his knees. WTF dude?
I tried to never shake his hand, ever. He probably thought I hated him, he wouldn't be completely wrong.
I tried to never shake his hand, ever. He probably thought I hated him, he wouldn't be completely wrong.
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