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jlovel7
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New Orleans, Louisiana
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Office Bathroom Horror Stories
As an O-T Baller I obviously have my own personal bathroom w/ attendant but I was wondering what the worst thing some of y'all have seen in the office bathroom.


GetCocky11
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Seeing people not wash their hands and then seeing them touching stuff throughout the office.


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slackster
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Houston
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what the worst thing some of y'all have seen in the office bathroom.


My own dick.


jdd48
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Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
11755 posts

re: Office Bathroom Horror Stories
Apparently the women's bathroom where I once worked was a horror show. All the females had to be pulled into the conference room multiple times by HR and reminded of basic bathroom courtesy and sanitation. I was told alot of it stemmed from the old "hover move" that sometimes resulted in piss missing the toilet entirely.


HoustonChick86
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Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
49198 posts

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For some reason the women in my office have a difficult time flushing the toilets. I'll never understand how a grown adult shits in public and doesn't flush.


DirtyMikeandtheBoys
LSU Fan
Member since May 2011
17965 posts

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Some prick ignored the perfectly good blow next to the sink and splashed water all over it


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OweO
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Saints Fan
Member since Sep 2009
66330 posts

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You would think the woman's bathroom would be clean, but i've heard stories that isn't close to anything i've seen in a men's bathroom.


Packer
River Ridge
Member since May 2017
1977 posts

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Somebody kept ignoring me tapping my foot under the divider


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ImAComanche
Oklahoma Fan
Member since Sep 2017
537 posts

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There's a female executive who blows up the toilet every time she uses the restroom. It's awkward to make eye contact with her post-explosion.

We've also got a fella or two who flush their underwear down the toilet, which leads to our 10 story building flooding. Three pairs were found in the pipes the last time this happened.


The Pirate King
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Pangu
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The strangest thing was a guy talking himself through a dump, even after I cleared my throat to let him know that I was in the stall next to him.


ThatMakesSense
LSU Fan
Texas
Member since Aug 2015
11410 posts

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Women in general are nasty fricks. That's why they're always cleaning, but they've somehow come together as a pack and make us men feel like WE made the mess, when it was them all along.


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tiggerthetooth
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re: Office Bathroom Horror Stories
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There's a female executive who blows up the toilet every time she uses the restroom. It's awkward to make eye contact with her post-explosion.

We've also got a fella or two who flush their underwear down the toilet, which leads to our 10 story building flooding. Three pairs were found in the pipes the last time this happened.



Not sure if serious.


ImAComanche
Oklahoma Fan
Member since Sep 2017
537 posts

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I'll never understand how a grown adult shits in public and doesn't flush.


Sometimes I'm scared to walk into the restroom at work.


ImAComanche
Oklahoma Fan
Member since Sep 2017
537 posts

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100% serious


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BR Tiger
LSU Fan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2004
3408 posts

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We've also got a fella or two who flush their underwear down the toilet,


WTF?


YouKnowIt
LSU Fan
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2005
370 posts

re: Office Bathroom Horror Stories
Had my gallbladder removed a while back and the Doc jacked up my surgery. Now I poo 4+ times a day -- which can obviously be awkward in an office environment.

Work from home now. Much more convenient.

Get wet wipes. Much more pleasant experience.


BoogaBear
LSU Fan
Member since Jul 2013
2475 posts

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Guy clearly watching porn on his phone.

I guess dude forgot his volume was up or his headphone came unplugged.


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drexyl
LSU Fan
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
19647 posts

re: Office Bathroom Horror Stories
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The strangest thing was a guy talking himself through a dump, even after I cleared my throat to let him know that I was in the stall next to him.


Also yeah women are disgusting in the bathroom and not for "feminine" reasons either. I've heard of the "hover move" but why? why would you do that? just sit - it's no different than #2 and you're just gonna make a fricking mess.


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ImAComanche
Oklahoma Fan
Member since Sep 2017
537 posts

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It's mind boggling. I don't know if this makes it worse or not, but this is all happening on the executive floor of my office. I guess their stomachs can't handle the stress.


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LSUBoo
Bowling Green Fan
None. None More Black.
Member since Mar 2006
75647 posts

re: Office Bathroom Horror Stories
Had a former coworker never wash his hands after using the restroom, even after dropping a nasty shite. I'd be in there using the urinal and he's walk out of the stall (with the stink still in the air, so I know he wasn't just pissing) and leave without washing his nasty arse hands. Same dude would also use the urinal with his pants completely unbuttoned and down around his knees. WTF dude?

I tried to never shake his hand, ever. He probably thought I hated him, he wouldn't be completely wrong.


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