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re: Office bathroom - do you try to keep it a secret or do you not care?
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:11 pm to TDsngumbo
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:11 pm to TDsngumbo
Every morning as soon as I get here like clockwork. I get to the office about an hour before anyone else does though. Take a dump then get more work done in that hour than I do the rest of the day.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:12 pm to TDsngumbo
I take at least 2 shites at work everyday and don't give a frick. To be fair I have IBS... :jump1:
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:12 pm to TDsngumbo
A guy I used to work with would walk down the long hall with a magazine in his hand. He might as well have announced over the intercom.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:12 pm to TDsngumbo
I try not to shite at home
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:12 pm to TDsngumbo
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I shite on company time.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:14 pm to TDsngumbo
I go down to the single hole shitter in the basement when I feel a rumble in the Bronx. No one works down there (it's just storage) so it has the most privacy.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:15 pm to SoFunnyItsNot
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Nothing much on the top floor. I just take the stairs to the top floors bathroom and shite in peace
People on the top floor despise you.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:16 pm to Pitch To Johnny
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I couldn't care less.
..I could.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:24 pm to TDsngumbo
Why would this bother anyone?
I take a dump wherever I'm at if the need arises.
I take a dump wherever I'm at if the need arises.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:28 pm to TDsngumbo
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time.
Ten minutes a day on the shitter is about 40 hours a year of paid time.
Ten minutes a day on the shitter is about 40 hours a year of paid time.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:56 pm to Pesticide
I don't care who knows. Im the guy who will come in and sit in the stall next to you, and drop the Cosby's off.
No shame, everyone poops
No shame, everyone poops
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:58 pm to TDsngumbo
quote:Quit beating off in the work place bathroom.
, is the jingling of my work belt.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:59 pm to TDsngumbo
Whew. I thought this was about jerking it. Either way I'm pretty open with it.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 3:01 pm to TH03
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Wtf? Is your toilet in your break room?
My first AND second jobs right out of college were for small companies where the bathroom was right next to someone's desk. I'm talking only a couple feet away.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 3:06 pm to TDsngumbo
I was thinking about posting a similar topic just earlier today.
My manager announces it.
"Hello everyone, i will be going down the ball for a few minutes." The only thing down the hall is the bathroom. Usually gone for 15-20 minutes plus
My manager announces it.
"Hello everyone, i will be going down the ball for a few minutes." The only thing down the hall is the bathroom. Usually gone for 15-20 minutes plus
Posted on 11/1/17 at 3:08 pm to TDsngumbo
I used to hate my old job so much that I’d always go sit on the shitter for 30 minutes in the morning and 30 minutes in the afternoon and just check out. I wanted everyone to think I was shitting, because that was my excuse.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 3:10 pm to HeavyCore
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No shame. I don't give a frick, you're just dumping man. Everybody knows what's up already.
Seriously.
OP acts like nobody takes a shite but him.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 3:53 pm to SoFunnyItsNot
I also work in a large building and a few of the floors don't have very much occupancy. I just go down to one of those floors.
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:12 pm to TDsngumbo
I drink my coffee at work, so that’s where I shite.
I’ll even hold off on a big fart for a bit in the hopes someone walks in to take a leak, then I’ll let it rip.
I’ll even hold off on a big fart for a bit in the hopes someone walks in to take a leak, then I’ll let it rip.
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