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re: Office bathroom - do you try to keep it a secret or do you not care?

Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:11 pm to
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:11 pm to
Every morning as soon as I get here like clockwork. I get to the office about an hour before anyone else does though. Take a dump then get more work done in that hour than I do the rest of the day.
Posted by geaux4a
Nola
Member since Sep 2013
316 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:12 pm to
I take at least 2 shites at work everyday and don't give a frick. To be fair I have IBS... :jump1:
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
88029 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:12 pm to
A guy I used to work with would walk down the long hall with a magazine in his hand. He might as well have announced over the intercom.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
72879 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:12 pm to
I try not to shite at home
Posted by Esquire
Chiraq
Member since Apr 2014
15266 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:12 pm to
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I shite on company time.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104482 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:14 pm to
I go down to the single hole shitter in the basement when I feel a rumble in the Bronx. No one works down there (it's just storage) so it has the most privacy.
Posted by uway
Member since Sep 2004
33109 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

Nothing much on the top floor. I just take the stairs to the top floors bathroom and shite in peace


People on the top floor despise you.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

I couldn't care less.

..I could.
Posted by LSU
Houston
Member since Oct 2003
9155 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:24 pm to
Why would this bother anyone?

I take a dump wherever I'm at if the need arises.
Posted by Murtown
OT Ballerville
Member since Sep 2014
1805 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:28 pm to
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time.

Ten minutes a day on the shitter is about 40 hours a year of paid time.
Posted by SCndaBR
BR
Member since Dec 2015
517 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:56 pm to
I don't care who knows. Im the guy who will come in and sit in the stall next to you, and drop the Cosby's off.
No shame, everyone poops
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

, is the jingling of my work belt.
Quit beating off in the work place bathroom.
Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
8521 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:59 pm to
Whew. I thought this was about jerking it. Either way I'm pretty open with it.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83170 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

Wtf? Is your toilet in your break room?



My first AND second jobs right out of college were for small companies where the bathroom was right next to someone's desk. I'm talking only a couple feet away.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
20651 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 3:06 pm to
I was thinking about posting a similar topic just earlier today.

My manager announces it.

"Hello everyone, i will be going down the ball for a few minutes." The only thing down the hall is the bathroom. Usually gone for 15-20 minutes plus
Posted by TigerGrad2011
Member since Aug 2016
1592 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 3:08 pm to
I used to hate my old job so much that I’d always go sit on the shitter for 30 minutes in the morning and 30 minutes in the afternoon and just check out. I wanted everyone to think I was shitting, because that was my excuse.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89848 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

No shame. I don't give a frick, you're just dumping man. Everybody knows what's up already.


Seriously.

OP acts like nobody takes a shite but him.
Posted by bogart
Member since Dec 2013
1382 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 3:53 pm to
I also work in a large building and a few of the floors don't have very much occupancy. I just go down to one of those floors.
Posted by Sweltering Chill
Member since Aug 2017
2150 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 6:50 pm to
Working from home FTW
Posted by Bruco
Charlotte, NC
Member since Aug 2016
3034 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 10:12 pm to
I drink my coffee at work, so that’s where I shite.

I’ll even hold off on a big fart for a bit in the hopes someone walks in to take a leak, then I’ll let it rip.
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