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Office bathroom - do you try to keep it a secret or do you not care?

Posted on 11/1/17 at 1:59 pm
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
51639 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 1:59 pm
I try not to shite at work but when I do, I try to be quick and discrete about it. The one thing that always pisses me off, though, is the jingling of my work belt. There's no reason my work belt would be touched if I'm pissing, so when it starts jingling like church bells in the office bathroom, it pretty much gives it away to the rest of the office break room that I'm in there taking a shite.

Does this bother anyone else or am I just a little bitch?
Posted by HeavyCore
Member since Sep 2012
2552 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:00 pm to
No shame. I don't give a frick, you're just dumping man. Everybody knows what's up already.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
179931 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:00 pm to
quote:

starts jingling like church bells


you shite like a racist too.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62207 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:00 pm to
I don't shite at work.
Posted by Pitch To Johnny
Houston
Member since Jun 2015
4243 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:00 pm to
I couldn't care less. When I gotta go, I gotta go.
Posted by skidry
Member since Jul 2009
3589 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:00 pm to
I shite at home only.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:00 pm to
Nice thread TDsngumbOweO
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:01 pm to
quote:

There's no reason my work belt would be touched if I'm pissing, so when it starts jingling like church bells in the office bathroom, it pretty much gives it away to the rest of the office break room that I'm in there taking a shite.


Wtf? Is your toilet in your break room?
Posted by SpiceyBoi
Covington, LA
Member since Oct 2017
90 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:01 pm to
Why would you not shite at work? You get paid to shite and save money on TP
Posted by SoFunnyItsNot
Member since Mar 2013
4636 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:01 pm to
work in an office building on the second highest floor. Nothing much on the top floor. I just take the stairs to the top floors bathroom and shite in peace
Posted by Dav
Dhan
Member since Feb 2010
8162 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:01 pm to
quote:

I just a little bitch.
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
4241 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:01 pm to
As long as the courtesy flush rule is observed why should anyone care?
Posted by HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
Member since Feb 2017
12458 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:01 pm to
have you considered taking the belt off before you drop trou to take a shite?

When I was working , my office had a private bathroom, so I didn't have to worry about anyone hearing.
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:02 pm to
I go home and take a shite. I hate public bathrooms. Went home today actually
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:02 pm to

Your only shitter is in the only break room?

Jiffy Lube FTE, huh?
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26350 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:03 pm to
I take my time, read the news and TD on my phone, then don't spray any air freshener when I'm done. Zero fricks given.

Posted by DuckManiak
Member since Nov 2011
3856 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:06 pm to
I have a private bathroom in my office. Not baller status, they just gave me an office in an already vacant spot. I’ll be pissed if/when they move someone else in my spot.
Posted by Shepherd
Member since Nov 2009
3100 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:08 pm to
Let er rip tater chip!
Posted by HogX
Madison, WI
Member since Dec 2012
5667 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:09 pm to
We have 3 private restrooms attached to our workout room.

Bombs away.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23562 posts
Posted on 11/1/17 at 2:11 pm to
When I have to bomb Berlin, I go and bomb Berlin. If the next person gags when they walk in, then that is a bonus.
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