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Odd use of terms in company emails

Posted on 3/4/22 at 10:00 am
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
28440 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 10:00 am
Do certain terms that we use strike you as odd in some way, perhaps vague or outdated? Not as much aggravating jargon or phrases, but for example:

ASAP - does this mean drop everything and do it as fast as humanly possible? Or more likely, as soon as reasonable?

FYI - this is usually intended as a heads up or quick note, but “For Your Information” sounds kinda condescending or abrasive.

Or maybe I’ve had too much coffee.
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 10:02 am to
IANAL bugs me. I know for a fact a lot of people who use it do not in fact do anal.
This post was edited on 3/4/22 at 10:02 am
Posted by Athanatos
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
8141 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 10:03 am to
I hate when people use ASAP interchangeably with “immediately”
Posted by McCaigBro69
TigerDroppings Premium Member
Member since Oct 2014
45086 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 10:03 am to
I use asap as a way to say it’s a priority as soon as I can get to it. Not that I’m going to drop everything to take care of whatever it is.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9653 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 10:04 am to
ASAP just means make it a priority. FUBAR and SNAFU are better outdated ones - those are ones actual men used.
This post was edited on 3/4/22 at 10:06 am
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
25376 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 10:06 am to
Okay

-sent from my iPhone
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
66763 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 10:06 am to
quote:

does this mean drop everything and do it as fast as humanly possible?


Those get phone calls before the email, and I keep calling until I talk to someone. You can't properly convey urgency through text.

People have gone cry wolf with the red explanation point, ASAP, NEEDS IMMEDATE ATTENTION, and other things like that in emails. If you need me right now, you better call. If I need you right now, im going to call you.
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Bogalusa
Member since Jul 2018
4812 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 10:07 am to
ID10T ERROR is still my favorite.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30334 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 10:09 am to
quote:

FYI

Never considered this condescending.

I’ve always viewed emails as a record of communication…i.e. a paper trail as proof of message sent.

Like you said ASAP can be construed different ways. If I use that term in an email, I’ll usually follow up with a conversation clarifying.
Posted by GarmischTiger
Humboldt County
Member since Mar 2007
6609 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 10:09 am to
FYSA - for your situational awareness - was egregiously overused when I was in the military.

It's a f*cking longer version of FYI that means the same thing.
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8434 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 10:11 am to
I hate ASAP. The "as possible" is the operative term, and it's usually not possible for me to prioritize your need as much as you'd like.

I also hate the red exclamation point. I don't need you to try harder to get my attention; I read every email that I get. Putting the red exclamation point on the message usually just means I'll put you in time out and get back to you whenever I damn well please. You're not special.
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
6851 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 10:11 am to
Starting an email with FYSA has always bugged me.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 10:12 am to
Put your pants back on is weird one I sometimes get.
Posted by Bama Bird
Member since Dec 2011
Member since Mar 2013
19039 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 10:13 am to
quote:

ASAP - does this mean drop everything and do it as fast as humanly possible?


Yes. If you're getting an email, consider the email itself an "as soon as reasonable" request

quote:

FYI - this is usually intended as a heads up or quick note, but “For Your Information” sounds kinda condescending or abrasive.


Depends on who's sending it, but some people use it as a "JSYK". I never use it because it sounds county
Posted by Celery
Nuevo York
Member since Nov 2010
11093 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 10:13 am to
Technically ASAP means when reasonably possible, however people interpret it as do it now. I am careful not to say I’ll get on it ASAP, because I know they will expect it now.
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
Member since Mar 2014
27364 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 10:14 am to
Had someone tell me PIIHB wasn’t appropriate for company emails
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11108 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 10:14 am to
quote:

FYI - this is usually intended as a heads up or quick note, but “For Your Information” sounds kinda condescending or abrasive.



FYI, if I use "FYI" in an email, I am purposely meaning to be a condescending a-hole.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56363 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 10:16 am to
quote:

FYI - this is usually intended as a heads up or quick note, but “For Your Information” sounds kinda condescending or abrasive.
We live in a world where FYI is abrasive. Jesus.
Posted by FCP
Delta State Univ. - Fightin' Okra
Member since Sep 2010
4789 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 10:16 am to
Got a guy at DOTD who sends me emails regularly. They are ALL marked "urgent." Gives me that annoying little red exclamation point in Outlook. Doesn't matter if we're discussing work that's 5 years away--everything is marked highest priority.
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
13554 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 10:17 am to
"Go meet with HR ASAP" is the one that always gets me.
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