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re: NYPost - Miami Beach Pastry Chef killed in bread making machine
Posted on 1/18/26 at 6:01 am to LSUGrad9295
Posted on 1/18/26 at 6:01 am to LSUGrad9295
quote:
hate the overuse of this word. I am sure he was a good dude and well liked, but I don't think the word beloved is meant to be used in reference to a pastry chef.
Why?
People, well, most people, are beloved by someone no matter their profession.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 6:15 am to DecadePlusLurker
quote:
All these stupid arse puns
What is this (b)reddit?
Pretty much. They all take turns trying to out-stupid each other. And it's usually when someone dies.

Posted on 1/18/26 at 6:25 am to fr33manator
Had to delete, mine was technically used by Libertarian
This post was edited on 1/18/26 at 6:29 am
Posted on 1/18/26 at 7:52 am to Eurocat
Can’t think of many worse ways to go.
Some Final Destination shite.
Some Final Destination shite.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 11:40 am to DecadePlusLurker
Accidents can happen to anyone if complacent and loafing around machinery.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 11:57 am to Eurocat
The amount of blood in that bakery.
This post was edited on 1/18/26 at 11:59 am
Posted on 1/18/26 at 11:58 am to Bama and Beer
Those seem excessively large for a regular grocery store to have? Seems like they should have at least 2 employees present at all times when machinery like that is in use.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 12:11 pm to gmac8604
We don't kneed all this nonsense, have some compassion for the man.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 12:29 pm to Eurocat
The coroner’s instructions when he first arrived:
“Batter off dead”
“Batter off dead”
Posted on 1/18/26 at 12:39 pm to fr33manator
You have a rye sense of humor, my friend.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 12:45 pm to LSUGrad9295
quote:
I hate the overuse of this word. I am sure he was a good dude and well liked, but I don't think the word beloved is meant to be used in reference to a pastry chef
FWIW the quote using beloved in the article was from his wife.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 1:47 pm to GaryHobson
quote:
still having to grind at a grocery store at 71. What a lif
Maybe he lived an extravagant lifestyle and kneeded the extra dough.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:34 pm to Eurocat
Knead to be more careful around those machines.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 6:21 pm to Eurocat
quote:
Sad if that is the case, but my one of my late fathers best friends is still working as a lawyer and he is in his 80s and he swears his goal is to live and work until 100. He refuses to give it up, he says he would be dead in a week from having no reason to get up in the morning. I guess you never know.
working as a lawyer and at a gas station are 2 different things
Posted on 1/18/26 at 6:24 pm to Eurocat
Pun threads are my favorite threads.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 6:54 pm to Eurocat
I will not be buying any bread from that place for at least 2 months.
Posted on 1/18/26 at 7:55 pm to nealnan8
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I will not be buying any bread from that place for at least 2 months.
Why? The cost will be baked in
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