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re: NYPost - Miami Beach Pastry Chef killed in bread making machine

Posted on 1/18/26 at 6:01 am to
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
21453 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 6:01 am to
quote:

hate the overuse of this word. I am sure he was a good dude and well liked, but I don't think the word beloved is meant to be used in reference to a pastry chef.


Why?

People, well, most people, are beloved by someone no matter their profession.

Posted by DWIGHT
LSU
Member since Dec 2008
361 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 6:09 am to
Someone call Monk
Posted by GeauxTigers0107
We Coming
Member since Oct 2009
10986 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 6:15 am to
quote:

All these stupid arse puns


What is this (b)reddit?


Pretty much. They all take turns trying to out-stupid each other. And it's usually when someone dies.

Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
9677 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 6:25 am to
Had to delete, mine was technically used by Libertarian
This post was edited on 1/18/26 at 6:29 am
Posted by okietiger
Chelsea F.C. Fan
Member since Oct 2005
42449 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 7:52 am to
Can’t think of many worse ways to go.

Some Final Destination shite.
Posted by SalE
At the beach
Member since Jan 2020
3122 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 10:44 am to
Buck Kleinpeter
Posted by Dirk Dawgler
Georgia
Member since Nov 2011
4287 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 11:40 am to
Accidents can happen to anyone if complacent and loafing around machinery.
Posted by Lexis Dad
Member since Apr 2025
6399 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 11:57 am to


The amount of blood in that bakery.
This post was edited on 1/18/26 at 11:59 am
Posted by Bubb
Member since Mar 2010
4289 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 11:58 am to
Those seem excessively large for a regular grocery store to have? Seems like they should have at least 2 employees present at all times when machinery like that is in use.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23241 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 12:11 pm to
We don't kneed all this nonsense, have some compassion for the man.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74724 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 12:29 pm to
The coroner’s instructions when he first arrived:

“Batter off dead”
Posted by epbart
new york city
Member since Mar 2005
3322 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 12:39 pm to
You have a rye sense of humor, my friend.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
78321 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 12:45 pm to
quote:


I hate the overuse of this word. I am sure he was a good dude and well liked, but I don't think the word beloved is meant to be used in reference to a pastry chef


FWIW the quote using beloved in the article was from his wife.
Posted by PJinAtl
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2007
14406 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 1:47 pm to
quote:

still having to grind at a grocery store at 71. What a lif

Maybe he lived an extravagant lifestyle and kneeded the extra dough.
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
8442 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 2:34 pm to
Knead to be more careful around those machines.
Posted by GaryHobson
Member since Jan 2026
301 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 6:21 pm to
quote:

Sad if that is the case, but my one of my late fathers best friends is still working as a lawyer and he is in his 80s and he swears his goal is to live and work until 100. He refuses to give it up, he says he would be dead in a week from having no reason to get up in the morning. I guess you never know.


working as a lawyer and at a gas station are 2 different things
Posted by TexasTiger33
United States of America
Member since Feb 2022
16128 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 6:24 pm to
Pun threads are my favorite threads.
Posted by oldtrucker
Marianna, Fl
Member since Apr 2013
3496 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 6:40 pm to
Pastries half price
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
4676 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 6:54 pm to
I will not be buying any bread from that place for at least 2 months.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
24186 posts
Posted on 1/18/26 at 7:55 pm to
quote:

I will not be buying any bread from that place for at least 2 months.


Why? The cost will be baked in
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