re: Nsfw: the most embarrassing sexual thing you've done

And you wear blush

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drugs + gay scene + pizza delivery = All BR

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I sat next to him at an LSU baseball game. That has to be a little gay.

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hhh yeaaa. She was telling the truth. We had partied hard and went to see DJ Trashy at Triple A

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So you obviously know exactly who I’m talking about.

What’s weird is that not only that connection, but I lived in the same townhome complex (PR) for 14 years that you live in, or at least last I heard. I sold my place in 2016.

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I was so fricked up that after I dropped her off, I drove to my grandmas house at 2 in the morning and just parked my car outside her house and blacked out in my car.

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Love this. Crazy how you can subconsciously remember shite while super fricked up

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I remember absolutely none of it

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that's because it didn't happen

When i was 17 i cut school was banging my gf when her dad walked in her room. He was 6'4 and a welder at the shipyard. He was from Scotland originally and id heard numerous stories about him headbutting dudes damn near to death in barfights when he was younger. He yelled for me to come downstairs and i jump out her 2nd floor window in my boxers and rolled up my ankle so bad i thought it shattered. Turns out he just wanted to have the safe sex talk lol

Scariest shite thatd ever happened to me at that point in life. Not shitting you he looked like Zangief from street fighter

You know that boy is real unstable. Way to much porn.

Ex gf shite all over me during anal. She had no idea because of the desensitizing lube. She looked back at me and asked if I liked it.....I ran to the bathroom to throw up.

The smell. I'll never forget it and I never did look at her the same way

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Ex gf shite all over me during anal.

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