re: Not the list I was expecting when I Googled “best books to read to preschoolers”

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Check out this thread from a couple years ago with more suggestions:

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Exactly what I was looking for. Appreciate it!

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Go ahead and tell me you didn’t get similar results as I did.

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hi

I got similar results as you but my buddies got normal results. I have a very pg search history so not sure what the deal is here

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wonder if Balls Deep is completely innocuous and the title is so the parents can giggle.

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Summary from Amazon

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Dive headfirst into "Balls Deep: A Tale of Stormy Days and Ball Pit Plays," the laugh-out-loud addition to the "Cancelled Children's Books" series by Jack M. Offman & Amanda E. Tass. This cheekily titled adventure follows Jimmy, Sally, and Dick as their carefree days at the park are upended by a storm, leading them to discover the unbridled joy of a ball pit. Through playful swings and mischievous dips into the depths of colorful spheres, this story is a hilarious ode to friendship, resilience, and the unexpected twists of childhood. Perfect for adults with a sense of humor, new parents seeking a chuckle, and the aficionado of white elephant gifts, this book promises to be a delightfully irreverent journey through the eyes of the newly christened "Balls Deep Gang." Whether you're nostalgic for the innocence of play or just in need of a good belly laugh, this tale of bouncing back and diving in will leave you wanting to go balls deep into life's next adventure.

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You Google that exact phrase and see what pops up. Because for me it was a bunch of tranny shite and one thing about Bluey and Ronald Dahl.

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I did and showed it. Unlike you I never search for anything trans related. Anyone remotely familiar with your posts would know if there was a children's book about a Transexual that transitioned because their life's dream was to have Putin's baby then it would have literally been the only Google result for you. The result page would simply read "this is the book you are searching for OML".

Like the quip "you are what you eat" as far as the internet is concerned "you are what you search". You might consider going on a diet.

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I used duckduckgo.com
and didn't get any of that shite.

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To go along with this, I use Duckduckgo as my default browser. When I searched using it I, also, didn't get any of that shite. What I did get was children's books geared towards Nature with topics such as bugs, weather (a book about a raindrop), animals. Why? Well, similar stuff makes up not only a large portion of my search history, but also a significant chunk of articles, papers, and topics I regular do click on and read.

I rarely use Google, but when I did try it I just got a rather generic list of children's books. Nothing at all objectionable.

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My browser history is 98% tigerdroppings. The other 2% is me YouTubing how to do something.

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Stop Googleing how to use a butt plug and gimp mask then. No one else is seeing your click bait re:re:re: garbage.

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I suggest you change your search engine.

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Honestly, I had no idea you could change your search engine on iPhone. Have never even considered it. Just did.

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Go ahead and tell me you didn’t get similar results as I did.

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Sorry for being normal

Sick fricking people need to be aerated.