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Not the list I was expecting when I Googled “best books to read to preschoolers”

Posted on 8/7/24 at 8:16 pm
Posted by DuckManiak
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 8/7/24 at 8:16 pm
Looking for new books for 4 year old. We’ve read everything we have at least 4 times. This was the list I got:


Really intrigued about the “What Do Brothas Do All Day” one.
Posted by 9Fiddy
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Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 8/7/24 at 8:18 pm to
Not sure what the frick google has pegged as your search history, but you may need an intervention.

That said, there is only one answer…




ETA: Holy frick they actually put some of those out there as results. We’re so fricked as a country.
This post was edited on 8/7/24 at 8:21 pm
Posted by TJack
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Posted on 8/7/24 at 8:22 pm to
I googled the same thing and not one of those came up.
Posted by DuckManiak
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 8/7/24 at 8:22 pm to
quote:

Not sure what the frick google has pegged as your search history, but you may need an intervention.

it clearly states that those are the “sponsored” books. Publishers pay for those to show up. That one is good. This one is better.

Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 8/7/24 at 8:22 pm to
quote:


Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 8/7/24 at 8:23 pm to
I suggest you change your search engine.
Posted by Crimson1L
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Posted on 8/7/24 at 8:23 pm to
I got the same results as well except sadly the one about the bros. We are so fricked.
This post was edited on 8/7/24 at 8:24 pm
Posted by Schmelly
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Posted on 8/7/24 at 8:23 pm to
I have this book lol
Posted by DarthRebel
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Posted on 8/7/24 at 8:24 pm to
Quit making shite up.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 8/7/24 at 8:25 pm to
quote:

I got the same results as well except sadly the one about the bros. We are so fricked.

I got none of those using Duckduckgo. I was happy to see a good selection of Nature related children's books.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 8/7/24 at 8:25 pm to
quote:

Really intrigued about the “What Do Brothas Do All Day” one.

That basis of that narrative is incorrect. It should be titled “What Do Brothas Do After They Wake Up At 11 am”.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Posted on 8/7/24 at 8:26 pm to
I wonder if Balls Deep is completely innocuous and the title is so the parents can giggle.
Posted by SUB
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Posted on 8/7/24 at 8:27 pm to
I want to read “What Do Brothas Do All Day.”
Posted by Tyga Woods
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Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 8/7/24 at 8:28 pm to
quote:

Quit making shite up.


I thought the same thing so I googled and got similar results.

In My Daddy’s Belly is another popular title.

This post was edited on 8/7/24 at 8:30 pm
Posted by DuckManiak
Member since Nov 2011
3850 posts
Posted on 8/7/24 at 8:28 pm to
quote:

Quit making shite up.

That’s a screenshot from my phone..
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 8/7/24 at 8:29 pm to
I got Pete the Cat
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Posted on 8/7/24 at 8:36 pm to
Brave search brought up a bunch of articles where someone else made a list.

Bing had a photo that included Kindergarten Here I Come, plus a text list

The 25 Best Books for Preschoolers

Laugh Out Loud Books for P reschoolers

The Book With No Pictures By B.J.Novak
The Wonkey Donkey By Craig Smith We are in a Book! ...
Animal Favorites Elmer By David McKee Goodnight Gorilla By Peggy Rathmann ...
Favorite Character Series
Pete The Cat Series By James Dean Llama, Llama Series By Anna Dewdney ...
No-Fail, Always Awesome Creepy Carrots By Aaron Reynolds The Gruffalo By Julia Donaldson ...

Yahoo called up articles.

DuckDuckGo recommend Pete the Cat, Franklin Goes To School, Masie Goes To School, How Do Dinosaurs Go To School, Grumpy Monkey's Little Book of Grumpiness.

Google recommended Just In Case You Ever Wonder, the I Can Read book club, the Pete the Cat series. Sponsored ads included 8 Little Planets which still makes me want to meet the International Planetary people at Sonic.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 8/7/24 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

included 8 Little Planets which still makes me want to meet the International Planetary people at Sonic.

It is a fricking travesty.
Posted by DuckManiak
Member since Nov 2011
3850 posts
Posted on 8/7/24 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

Sponsored ads included 8 Little Planets which still makes me want to meet the International Planetary people at Sonic.

Pluto is definitely a planet. Frick those nerds who say it isn’t.
Posted by CatsGoneWild
Pigeon forge, Tennessee
Member since Jan 2008
15098 posts
Posted on 8/7/24 at 8:40 pm to
I found similar list when I searched. SMH!!
Found another book called when my fart followed me home
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