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Nordstrom's selling a rock for $85

Posted on 12/6/16 at 4:40 pm
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
11800 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 4:40 pm
Just in time for the Christmas. Accessorized with a tanned American leather pouch.

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A paperweight? A conversation piece? A work of art? It’s up to you, but this smooth Los Angeles-area stone—wrapped in rich, vegetable-tanned American leather secured by sturdy contrast whipstitching—is sure to draw attention wherever it rests. A traditional hardening process gives the leather a beautiful ombré effect. Like all Made Solid leather pieces, this one is cut, shaped, sewn and finished by hand in artist Peter Maxwell’s Los Angeles studio. Using vintage leatherworking tools and traditional saddle-stitching techniques, Maxwell aims to create beautiful designs that embody both simplicity and functionality, and that develop rich character and patina over time.





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Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77959 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 4:41 pm to
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embody both simplicity and functionality
What is its functionality?
Posted by ProjectP2294
West St. Louis County
Member since May 2007
79620 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 4:41 pm to
I wish I could come up with some dumb shite stupid people with money would buy.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19444 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 4:41 pm to
You know it's "Nordstrom", not "Nordstrom's", right?
Posted by ellunchboxo
G-Town
Member since Feb 2009
19539 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 4:42 pm to
Sounds to me they're selling a leather pouch that happens to have a rock in it.
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22814 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 4:42 pm to
All the people who say they don't know what to ask for this Christmas, well here you go.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 4:42 pm to
I feel sorry for the person who gets a rock for Christmas.
Posted by ProjectP2294
West St. Louis County
Member since May 2007
79620 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 4:42 pm to
quote:

What is its functionality?


There are at least two settings: a) Break glass coffee table and b) break window.

Setting B may require effort.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16028 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 4:43 pm to
How much for the sack??... could be a pretty nice nut warmer
Posted by WarBuzzard
Bammer
Member since Oct 2016
910 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 4:43 pm to
Millennials will be lining up by the 100s to buy them
Posted by 805tiger
Member since Oct 2011
4557 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 4:43 pm to
I'm going to have to check out Nordstrom Rack to get it cheaper.
This post was edited on 12/6/16 at 4:44 pm
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173688 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 4:43 pm to
The day I truly become an OT Balla, let me tell you sonny Jim, i am going to drop some serious cash in that Skymall.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
111618 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 4:43 pm to
Stolen idea from the early 80s.

Posted by ProjectP2294
West St. Louis County
Member since May 2007
79620 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 4:44 pm to
quote:

I'm going to have to check out Nordstrom Rack to get in cheaper.


They're only selling pumice stone in a burlap sack.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139207 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 4:45 pm to
Trophy wives will by a pile of dog shite if it's sold at the right store.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 4:45 pm to
Can you smoke it?
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
37553 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 4:45 pm to
quote:

You know it's "Nordstrom"


Confirmed. Outside my office window.



Posted by CENLALSUFAN
Beaumont
Member since Mar 2009
7269 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 4:45 pm to
Never know when you might run into goliath again?? Just make sure you don't leave your sling at home!
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20373 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 4:47 pm to
I am waiting on the first news story where some dude carries this on his belt into a bar and then bashes someones head in during a drunken brawl.

Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16028 posts
Posted on 12/6/16 at 4:47 pm to
Organize your desk you filthy animal
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