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re: Nick Cannon's children timeline

Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:58 am to
Posted by StringMusic
Metaire, LA
Member since Dec 2006
790 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:58 am to
Makes me wonder what he was doing between 2011 & 2017.
He had a long dry spell.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42206 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 10:02 am to
More like I think he made a conscious decision to father as many bastard children as possible starting in 2020
This post was edited on 11/16/22 at 10:03 am
Posted by SuperOcean
Member since Jun 2022
4585 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 10:03 am to
quote:

This dude has 8 kids under 2?

I can barely keep up with 1


He ain't keeping up with them either


Assistants at his financial advisors/ trust dept's office... They are the ones keeping up with the kids.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
96763 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 10:12 am to
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He said he paid $3 million child support last year. Only had 7 of his 12 at that time.


He only pays $5,000/month to his kids with Mariah apparently. Also makes $5M/season the Masked Singer.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22304 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 10:14 am to
Cannon is an antisemitic POS.
Posted by hubertcumberdale
Member since Nov 2009
7196 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 10:16 am to
I really like how he circles back and impregnates past baby mommas after he already knocked up a couple others.

Also, Zion Mixolydian sounds like an Anti Anxiety medication
Posted by DJ3K
Member since Dec 2011
7500 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 10:16 am to
quote:

Here is the Baby Mama timeline:
1a) Carey
1b) Carey
3) Bell
4) Bell
5a) De la Rosa
5b) De la Rosa
7) Scott
8) Tiesi
9) Cole
10) Bell
11) De la Rosa
12) Scott


See a pattern here. First, he went back to back. Now, he is rotating.

Tiesi, you are on the clock
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
19266 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 10:16 am to
Lol
Dude has 9 kids under age 2.
And the names…..
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
26834 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 10:25 am to
Only thing he's keeping up with is his career
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
4221 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 10:25 am to
Why would you willingly sleep with a man who basically has a harem and then name your daughter Powerful Queen when you are not living up to that role model for your daughter.
Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 10:26 am to
JFC........ the fricking names these idiots have named these kids.
Posted by Tigerlaff
FIGHTING out of the Carencro Sonic
Member since Jan 2010
22699 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 10:27 am to
Congrats on producing a bunch of bastard kids with ridiculous names that will never have a normal father's presence in their lives. Sorry, you just can't have that relationship when your dad has 20 other kids by 8 different women.
Posted by SippyCup
Gulf Coast
Member since Sep 2008
6984 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 10:28 am to
quote:

Nick Cannon


This guy fricks!
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
Member since Aug 2014
21642 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 10:30 am to
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See a pattern here. First, he went back to back. Now, he is rotating.

Tiesi, you are on the clock


Only went back-to-back with Bell. Carey & De la Rosa (1st time) both had twins

Tiesi is probably on hold, hers is only 4 months old.
Posted by geauxjuice
t(-.-t)
Member since Jan 2007
4414 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 10:35 am to
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"Zion Mixolydian"? Did he look at a medication bottle when choosing Zion's middle name?


mixolydian mode is a major scale with a flat 7th degree. its also a retarded arse name for a child
Posted by Roovelroe
Mandeville
Member since Jan 2005
4372 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 10:37 am to
quote:

I can barely keep up with 1


I seriously doubt he "keeps up with" any of them.

Posted by EZE Tiger Fan
Member since Jul 2004
55454 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 10:44 am to
quote:

Congrats on producing a bunch of bastard kids with ridiculous names that will never have a normal father's presence in their lives. Sorry, you just can't have that relationship when your dad has 20 other kids by 8 different women.


You're racist and don't understand the current culture. This is the new America. Learn to adapt.

Sincerely,

Progressives
Posted by 610man
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
8321 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 10:47 am to
Keeping it real
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
70903 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 10:48 am to
5 kids in 5 months with 5 different women. Get the frick outta here.
Posted by TrouserTrout
Member since Nov 2017
6425 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 10:52 am to
What stupid fricking names.

I guess if you 1 of 5 baby mommas the chances are you aren’t too bright in the first place.
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