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re: Nick Cannon's children timeline

Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:39 am to
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
156432 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:39 am to
9 kids in 24 months is almost impressive. I would love to see what his child support-type payments look like.


This is an absolutely hysterical list of names:

Monroe
Moroccan
Golden
Powerful
Rise
Zillion
Zion
Beautiful
Zen
Baby (TBD, but I wouldn't put it past him to just name it "Baby")
Legendary
Onyx
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43444 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:39 am to
This dude be BUSSIN
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10729 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:40 am to
quote:

how much does he bring home every month after child support?
He said he paid $3 million child support last year. Only had 7 of his 12 at that time.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
28499 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:41 am to
"Legendary Love Cannon?" Isn't that a nickname for a penis?
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
49636 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:42 am to
quote:

This dude has 8 kids under 2?

I can barely keep up with 1


He isn't keeping up with them.
Posted by brewhan davey
Audubon Place
Member since Sep 2010
33350 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:42 am to
He's been a prolific nutter over the last year or so.
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
39193 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:42 am to
He’s basically building up the Nation of Islam
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
24225 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:42 am to
Damn, two sets of twins with two different women on top of the other single births?

That mfer has some potent swimmers huh? Why not get snipped?
This post was edited on 11/16/22 at 9:43 am
Posted by brewhan davey
Audubon Place
Member since Sep 2010
33350 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:43 am to
These women basically made a business decision to get a $250k - $500k/year salary for 18 years.
Posted by Saskwatch
Member since Feb 2016
18183 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:44 am to
Baby Cannon #12

5 baby mommas

I wonder how he'd ranked them 1-5 in best lay

quote:

Why not get snipped?


Probably because he likes the thought of leaving all these non-attended kids sprinkled about

What's this MFs holidays look like??? Everyone eating at the same table for Thanksgiving
This post was edited on 11/16/22 at 9:46 am
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
22268 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:44 am to
quote:

Mixolydian


Phonetically, it sounds like a drunk trying to tell you his kids love Nickelodeon
Posted by saturday
Pronoun (Baw)
Member since Feb 2007
7944 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:46 am to
He should just rent out a room in the maternity ward
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
28499 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:46 am to
First of all, this is not a timeline as it's not in chronological order. Let me help you with that.

Monroe Cannon - 04/30/2011
Moroccan Scott Cannon - 04/30/2011
Golden Sagon Cannon - 02/21/2017
Powerful Queen Cannon - 12/23/2020
Zillion Heir Cannon - 06/14/2021
Zion Mixolydian Cannon - 06/14/2021
Zen Cannon (RIP) - 06/23/2021
Legendary Love Cannon - 06/28/2022
Onyx Ice Cole Cannon - 09/14/2022
Rise Messiah Cannon - 09/23/2022
Beautiful Zeppelin Cannon - 11/11/2022
Baby Cannon - 12/XX/2022

Here is the Baby Mama timeline:
1a) Carey
1b) Carey
3) Bell
4) Bell
5a) De la Rosa
5b) De la Rosa
7) Scott
8) Tiesi
9) Cole
10) Bell
11) De la Rosa
12) Scott
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32488 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:47 am to
Interesting choices of names there Nick Cannon.
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
16352 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:48 am to
He guess he is Eliot Ness....

quote:

Nick Cannon fired after calling white people, Jews 'evil savages, closer to animals' in racist podcast rant
LINK
Posted by brewhan davey
Audubon Place
Member since Sep 2010
33350 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:48 am to
The wildest part about all of this is that less than 2 years ago, he only had 3 kids.
Posted by Beauw
Blanchard
Member since Sep 2007
4205 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:49 am to
There seems to be a lot of overlap....
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42205 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:50 am to
He will have fathered 9 kids under 2 years old. That absolutely irresponsible and reckless, I don’t care how rich you are. It’s likes he’s an ancient Muslim king with a harem.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42205 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:51 am to
quote:

This dude has 8 kids under 2? I can barely keep up with 1


What are the odds he keeps up with any?
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
31555 posts
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:51 am to
Good Lord at the names...
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