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re: Nick Cannon's children timeline
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:39 am to hikingfan
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:39 am to hikingfan
9 kids in 24 months is almost impressive. I would love to see what his child support-type payments look like.
This is an absolutely hysterical list of names:
Monroe
Moroccan
Golden
Powerful
Rise
Zillion
Zion
Beautiful
Zen
Baby (TBD, but I wouldn't put it past him to just name it "Baby")
Legendary
Onyx
This is an absolutely hysterical list of names:
Monroe
Moroccan
Golden
Powerful
Rise
Zillion
Zion
Beautiful
Zen
Baby (TBD, but I wouldn't put it past him to just name it "Baby")
Legendary
Onyx
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:40 am to dallastiger55
quote:He said he paid $3 million child support last year. Only had 7 of his 12 at that time.
how much does he bring home every month after child support?
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:41 am to hikingfan
"Legendary Love Cannon?" Isn't that a nickname for a penis?

Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:42 am to Taffeta
quote:
This dude has 8 kids under 2?
I can barely keep up with 1
He isn't keeping up with them.
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:42 am to hikingfan
He's been a prolific nutter over the last year or so.
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:42 am to hikingfan
He’s basically building up the Nation of Islam
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:42 am to hikingfan
Damn, two sets of twins with two different women on top of the other single births?
That mfer has some potent swimmers huh? Why not get snipped?
That mfer has some potent swimmers huh? Why not get snipped?
This post was edited on 11/16/22 at 9:43 am
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:43 am to IAmNERD
These women basically made a business decision to get a $250k - $500k/year salary for 18 years.
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:44 am to hikingfan
Baby Cannon #12
5 baby mommas
I wonder how he'd ranked them 1-5 in best lay
Probably because he likes the thought of leaving all these non-attended kids sprinkled about
What's this MFs holidays look like??? Everyone eating at the same table for Thanksgiving
5 baby mommas
I wonder how he'd ranked them 1-5 in best lay
quote:
Why not get snipped?
Probably because he likes the thought of leaving all these non-attended kids sprinkled about
What's this MFs holidays look like??? Everyone eating at the same table for Thanksgiving
This post was edited on 11/16/22 at 9:46 am
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:44 am to Roll Tide Ravens
quote:
Mixolydian
Phonetically, it sounds like a drunk trying to tell you his kids love Nickelodeon
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:46 am to hikingfan
He should just rent out a room in the maternity ward
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:46 am to hikingfan
First of all, this is not a timeline as it's not in chronological order. Let me help you with that.
Monroe Cannon - 04/30/2011
Moroccan Scott Cannon - 04/30/2011
Golden Sagon Cannon - 02/21/2017
Powerful Queen Cannon - 12/23/2020
Zillion Heir Cannon - 06/14/2021
Zion Mixolydian Cannon - 06/14/2021
Zen Cannon (RIP) - 06/23/2021
Legendary Love Cannon - 06/28/2022
Onyx Ice Cole Cannon - 09/14/2022
Rise Messiah Cannon - 09/23/2022
Beautiful Zeppelin Cannon - 11/11/2022
Baby Cannon - 12/XX/2022
Here is the Baby Mama timeline:
1a) Carey
1b) Carey
3) Bell
4) Bell
5a) De la Rosa
5b) De la Rosa
7) Scott
8) Tiesi
9) Cole
10) Bell
11) De la Rosa
12) Scott
Monroe Cannon - 04/30/2011
Moroccan Scott Cannon - 04/30/2011
Golden Sagon Cannon - 02/21/2017
Powerful Queen Cannon - 12/23/2020
Zillion Heir Cannon - 06/14/2021
Zion Mixolydian Cannon - 06/14/2021
Zen Cannon (RIP) - 06/23/2021
Legendary Love Cannon - 06/28/2022
Onyx Ice Cole Cannon - 09/14/2022
Rise Messiah Cannon - 09/23/2022
Beautiful Zeppelin Cannon - 11/11/2022
Baby Cannon - 12/XX/2022
Here is the Baby Mama timeline:
1a) Carey
1b) Carey
3) Bell
4) Bell
5a) De la Rosa
5b) De la Rosa
7) Scott
8) Tiesi
9) Cole
10) Bell
11) De la Rosa
12) Scott
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:47 am to hikingfan
Interesting choices of names there Nick Cannon.
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:48 am to Tornado Alley
The wildest part about all of this is that less than 2 years ago, he only had 3 kids. 
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:49 am to hikingfan
There seems to be a lot of overlap....
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:50 am to hikingfan
He will have fathered 9 kids under 2 years old. That absolutely irresponsible and reckless, I don’t care how rich you are. It’s likes he’s an ancient Muslim king with a harem.
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:51 am to Taffeta
quote:
This dude has 8 kids under 2? I can barely keep up with 1
What are the odds he keeps up with any?
Posted on 11/16/22 at 9:51 am to hikingfan
Good Lord at the names... 
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