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re: NEW- UPDATE: Regarding the flash mob theft...would you steal too if...

Posted on 8/22/23 at 2:14 pm to
Posted by UncleRuckus
Member since Feb 2013
10043 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 2:14 pm to
I’m an adult. I don’t steal.

ETA: I would be in favor of chopping off a hand for habitual thieves
This post was edited on 8/22/23 at 2:15 pm
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8679 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 2:14 pm to
I would loot food to survive if society broke down.

I'm not taking a TV bc I'm not a piece of shite.
This post was edited on 8/22/23 at 2:15 pm
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
32068 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 2:16 pm to
No
Posted by Froman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
38908 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 2:17 pm to
I don’t see the need to steal from other people when I can afford to pay for whatever I need and for the most part, want.
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
59230 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

Let's just say there is some situation that creates total panic and pandemonium in the store you're shopping in...could be active shooter, fire alarm, explosion...whatever it is everyone is panicking and running for the doors and the place is chaos...do you grab a few things on the way out too???


frick no. Why would I? My default mindset isn't "don't steal" not "don't steal unless you can get away with it".

quote:

UPDATE- OT baws have NEVER stolen a single thing in their life and are the MOST righteous baws to exist


Translation: "I would steal the shite out of a store in such a situation and I expected many others to think like me, but they don't so I'm going to deflect my lack of morals back onto them."

Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
24863 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 2:19 pm to
No. I've only heard of one situation where I might not feel guilty if I "stole" something. At the end of the Vietnam war when the Americans were being evacuated, they were frantically getting off the roof, via helicopter, of the American consulate building. An American soldier said he ran by a pallet load of hundred dollars bills on the roof. I always wondered if I would feel guilty if I grabbed a stack in that situation.
This post was edited on 8/22/23 at 2:20 pm
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37834 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 2:24 pm to
Probably back when I was a dipshit teenager.

But I can afford what I want now so hell no.
Posted by sidewalkside
rent free in yo head
Member since Sep 2021
4603 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 2:25 pm to
quote:

Translation: "I would steal the shite out of a store in such a situation and I expected many others to think like me, but they don't so I'm going to deflect my lack of morals back onto them."


OK Bard
Posted by Jwils
Member since Jan 2012
1840 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 2:27 pm to
Hell no. I had a dad around to raise me.
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
16402 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 2:28 pm to
Well we know what you would do... Dirty thief...
Posted by Saintsisit
Member since Jan 2013
5252 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 2:28 pm to
No, and I have tattoos.

Disclaimer, I also always return shopping carts and don't leave them in parking spots. My kids also hold doors going in convenience stores for strangers because I taught them right.
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
49636 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 2:35 pm to
No. I don't steal.

Your situation is downright silly. If I'm in a situation as you describe, I'm certainly not going to stop and shop before leaving.
Posted by Quatrepot
Member since Jun 2023
4154 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 2:38 pm to
No. If I was going to be a thief I would want to come in guns-a-blazing, have everyone hit the floor and see fear in their eyes.
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
14011 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

UPDATE- OT baws have NEVER stolen a single thing in their life and are the MOST righteous baws to exist


Bragging about being a POS is no way to go through life son.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71044 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

UPDATE- OT baws have NEVER stolen a single thing in their life and are the MOST righteous baws to exist



What's with the attempt to guilt people for not stealing from someone else?

Zero chance I'm worried about stealing in most of those situations you described. If I'm standing in line with something in my hands and shots start ringing, I'm probably taking it as a byproduct of fleeing, unless I drop it for the same reason.

If it's a flash mob scenario I find myself in, I'm doing everything I can to not be like the scumbags, so not stealing shite there either.
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87334 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 2:48 pm to
Even if I wasn't opposed to theft on a morality/faith basis:

I quite seriously can't think of anything I would want badly enough to steal it and deal with the guilt/fear of being caught. Anything super low risk wouldn't be worth it, anything expensive/harder to get (say, a high end watch, jewelry, etc.) would only raise the stakes and likelihood of being caught. I'm guessing that is part of the problem here - those who do this tend to lack a moral compass (guilt) and a vested interest in avoiding legal prosecution (fear).
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
87334 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

What's with the attempt to guilt people for not stealing from someone else?



he's trying to make himself feel better because for him this is a quandary but for the majority of the board it is not. Now, this board is probably better educated, more likely to be people of faith, etc. than the general population. It's a cesspool but it's a more virtuous than average cesspool, believe it or not
Posted by SWCBonfire
South Texas
Member since Aug 2011
1418 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 3:06 pm to
Honor is a gift a man gives to himself, OP
Posted by SwampyWaters
Member since Apr 2023
1901 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 3:09 pm to
Nope! There are still honest people out there and unfortunately you are not one of them!
Posted by unclejhim
Folsom, La.
Member since Nov 2011
3703 posts
Posted on 8/22/23 at 3:09 pm to
NO
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