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Posted on 12/24/19 at 4:50 am to The Baker
One of those linemen would have to be Chuck Norris
Posted on 12/24/19 at 7:37 am to Possumslayer
Did anyone mention that the chimps each have four hands? Think about that. A chimp can grab you and pull on you or pull you- in four different directions at once. The lineman may grab the chimps two upper appendages but then that little fricker is gonna rip- not kick- your nuts. Eye gouging? frick, he’s gonna de-glove your whole skull while you’re holding hands with him.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 7:38 am to The Baker
It seems like there’s been a slight obsession on this board for a couple of years now with chimps and this hypothetical chimp fighting club. What started it? What was chimp thread 0?
Hell I remember one thread was about a pack of gray wolves vs three chimps or something like that, and the chimp fighting experts were right there posting pics of hairless chimps and declaring the wolves as basically DOA.
To read what some of you have to say it’s a damn miracle chimps have decided to let us all live this long
Hell I remember one thread was about a pack of gray wolves vs three chimps or something like that, and the chimp fighting experts were right there posting pics of hairless chimps and declaring the wolves as basically DOA.
To read what some of you have to say it’s a damn miracle chimps have decided to let us all live this long
This post was edited on 12/24/19 at 7:45 am
Posted on 12/24/19 at 8:06 am to The Baker
Saw a video of a chimp snapping another chimps bones to eat it like it was snapping dried spaghetti...and apparently they can bite your hands off with the quickness, I think once they grab your arms your going to get some k9's to the face.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 8:12 am to 200MPHCOBRA
Chimps win. They'd rip the nose off of 2 of the linemen and they'd be out of the fight. 3 on 3, advantage chimps
Posted on 12/24/19 at 8:14 am to The Baker
Racists in this thread.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 8:18 am to PhiTiger1764
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How is this thread just completely littered with chimp fighting experts. Where the frick do you people come from? How and why do you all have this information at the ready?
The humans are 3x the size of the chimps. And the chimps are outnumbered.
They are all bigger than a female lion also. Think they have a shot with that? Gtfo of here with that nonsense.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 8:19 am to The Baker
Zee's staaaaaacked
Men fuuuuuuuucked
Men fuuuuuuuucked
Posted on 12/24/19 at 8:23 am to ExtraGravy
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You can hit a chimp as hard as you want with your fist, or a tire iron, and you ain't stopping him.
I’m not saying it wouldn’t be hard as hell to get in striking distance to do so, but I’m pretty sure you could crack a chimp’s skull open with a freaking tire iron quite easily and it ain’t going nowhere after that.
Your statement is silly. Their bones aren’t made of iron.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 8:24 am to CptRusty
Put Joe Burrow behind those linemen and the GOAT says, "Death to those chimps!" GAME OVER
:DROPSMIC:
:DROPSMIC:
Posted on 12/24/19 at 8:34 am to diat150
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Gtfo of here with that nonsense.
Nonsense!?! I googled “chimpanzee average weight” and clicked on the very first link that popped up.
LINK
quote:
Once he’d corrected the measurement for their smaller body sizes, chimpanzees did turn out to be stronger than humans—but not by a factor of five or anything close to it. Repeated tests in the 1960s confirmed this basic picture. A chimpanzee had, pound for pound, as much as twice the strength of a human
This is now the extent of the knowledge that I have on chimpanzees. How else am I supposed to come up with an opinion on the subject? Where did all of you people gain this extensive knowledge which leads to such strong opinions on chimpanzees!?!?
This post was edited on 12/24/19 at 8:40 am
Posted on 12/24/19 at 8:35 am to tiggerthetooth
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Really? Chimps arent that big, so the 5 linemen, easily. Maybe 2 gorillas would have a good shot depending on how large. Those chimps have no shot.
You obviously know absolutely nothing about the ferocity and strength of a chimp when in "Beast Mode".
Not only does an opponent/victim have to worry about all 4 of their limbs, but even more so about their bite. They'll bite off fingers, ears, noses, genitals in one grab if they are agitated enough.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 8:38 am to The Baker
Do not frick with a mature male chimp. They are faster than us humans and they couple that with strength
Posted on 12/24/19 at 8:41 am to gumbo2176
the lineman would never come close to matching the brutality of the chimps.
No rules in a chimp fight, its gonna do anything to hurt you, claw eyes, bite chunks out of your arm, that only would wreck the human lineman because they are still gonna be fighting on human terms.
3 chimps makes quick work of these dudes.
No rules in a chimp fight, its gonna do anything to hurt you, claw eyes, bite chunks out of your arm, that only would wreck the human lineman because they are still gonna be fighting on human terms.
3 chimps makes quick work of these dudes.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 8:43 am to bamabenny
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well if we ever wanted proof that you were a fricking dumbass, this is it
That bench press quote is gold
Posted on 12/24/19 at 8:53 am to blzr
quote:Im fricking retarded because I know 5 humans weighing 1500 lbs that are roughly 2-3x stronger would crush 3 chimps weighing 350 lbs?
You are absolutely retarded
Yall are ridiculous about the mythical power of a chimp
This post was edited on 12/24/19 at 8:54 am
Posted on 12/24/19 at 8:55 am to The Baker
Chimpanzee
Animal kingdom food beverage
Animal kingdom food beverage
Posted on 12/24/19 at 8:56 am to Rebel
quote:If one of those lineman wanted to absolutely massacre a woman they could as well.
Read about the attack by Travis the Chimp.
Posted on 12/24/19 at 8:57 am to MusclesofBrussels
quote:What other feats of strength would you like?
That bench press quote is gold
Those lineman are far stronger than a chimp. This isnt debatable
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