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‘Naturally antibacterial’: Sex doll companies trying to cash in on coronavirus (NSFW)
Posted on 3/23/20 at 11:58 am
Posted on 3/23/20 at 11:58 am
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Sex doll companies have an important public service message: Self-isolating can be fun and safe at the same time.
Abyss, the maker of sex robots RealDolls, assured potential buyers that its dolls are free of COVID-19 in an Instagram post. “Self-isolating doesn’t have to be the worst! All RealDolls are made from Platinum Grade Silicone and are naturally antibacterial and nonporous! Want one?” the company’s caption reads.
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Sex doll maker Silicon Wives has also tried capitalizing on the pandemic, with a giveaway contest for free sex dolls “to help with the coronavirus quarantine,” according to its website. “Are you stuck inside with nothing to do for the Corona virus [sic] quarantine? We’re giving away free sex dolls to ease your ‘social distancing,’” the website reads.
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Posted on 3/23/20 at 11:59 am to Tigerbait357
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‘Naturally antibacterial’
Covid is a virus not a bacteria.
Posted on 3/23/20 at 12:00 pm to Tigerbait357
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All RealDolls are made from Platinum Grade Silicone and are naturally antibacterial and nonporous
Posted on 3/23/20 at 12:00 pm to Tigerbait357
3, 1, 2
Posted on 3/23/20 at 12:22 pm to JDPndahizzy
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3, 1, 2
3.
2, 1. or 1, 2.
3 is so sweet looking. I'd treat her with respect.
Posted on 3/23/20 at 12:24 pm to Tigerbait357
Yeah but they're not so sterile once you spray dem........gears.
Posted on 3/23/20 at 12:26 pm to Tigerbait357
You'll have to call a friend to help you move it around.
Posted on 3/23/20 at 12:28 pm to chinese58
3 reminds me of Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island
Posted on 3/23/20 at 12:36 pm to Tigerbait357
Posted on 3/23/20 at 1:02 pm to Tigerbait357
These dolls may be great when you're single... but good luck stashing it away if you ever get a girlfriend. Would have to take the doll apart piece by piece and put her outside for the trash to pickup.
And would be super embarrassing if the doll gets semi-stuck in the trash can when the garbage truck passes and gets left on the ground at the end of your driveway for all the neighbors to see your doll maimed up, mafioso style.
And would be super embarrassing if the doll gets semi-stuck in the trash can when the garbage truck passes and gets left on the ground at the end of your driveway for all the neighbors to see your doll maimed up, mafioso style.
Posted on 3/23/20 at 1:26 pm to BurningHeart
Case in point. Lil Dicky's show, "Dave" on FXX.
This post was edited on 3/23/20 at 1:27 pm
Posted on 3/23/20 at 1:30 pm to Tigerbait357
There is something about the idea of fricking something that looks like a lifeless person that just doesn't do it for me.
Posted on 3/23/20 at 1:32 pm to OweO
What if it were only 50% lifeless?
Posted on 3/23/20 at 1:35 pm to EveryoneGetsATrophy
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3 reminds me of Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island
you nailed it.
which makes me want to nail her
Posted on 3/23/20 at 1:36 pm to Tigerbait357
A couple days into quarantine without a frick buddy and I'd probably beat the breaks off of one of these
Posted on 3/23/20 at 1:39 pm to X123F45
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What if it were only 50% lifeless?
Can it wiggle around and yell for help?
Posted on 3/23/20 at 1:39 pm to ksayetiger
Posted on 3/23/20 at 1:41 pm to Tigerbait357
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Naturally antibacterial
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trying to cash in on coronavirus
Does not compute
Posted on 3/23/20 at 1:41 pm to PeteRose
They're mad that men have finally developed a technology that replaces the only thing women are good for.
Posted on 3/23/20 at 2:05 pm to Tigerbait357
You know. All those rubber pussies, mouths and buttholes have to be cleaned out of all that jizm.
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