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re: Natalie Portman is back on the market: divorcing her bobble head husband

Posted on 8/7/23 at 3:41 pm to
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
6278 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 3:41 pm to
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I remember when SNL did this joke with Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett. Brings me back to my youth.
Yeah I stole Norm's joke.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103104 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 3:41 pm to
Stand up and look me in the eye to say that.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
15570 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 3:41 pm to
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Jason Genova.




Posted by TheFlyingTiger
Member since Oct 2009
4121 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 4:17 pm to
Hes upset because when he asked for head she always said he had enough already.
Posted by Ziippy
Member since Aug 2023
1347 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 4:18 pm to
Natalie strikes me as being very boring. She also needs a few sandwiches.
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
22112 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 4:21 pm to
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That may be the biggest forehead I have ever seen. It is actually kind of amazing.

This post was edited on 8/7/23 at 4:45 pm
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
41935 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 4:23 pm to
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You could land C130 on that forehead of his

I dunno ... maybe a 123. A 130 would be cutting it close. Take-off perhaps, with the jet boosters, but I doubt the landing.

Definitely a Huey though.
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
28514 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 4:28 pm to
That dude must be hung like a walrus
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
68751 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 4:32 pm to
She's good looking but she looks pissed in that pic.

That dudes head is otherworldly
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
19285 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 4:34 pm to
Damn, you could land a helicopter on that forehead.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50323 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 4:34 pm to
quote:

husband Benjamin Millepied


How many creampies are in a millepie? I don't know the metric system.
Posted by TheRoarRestoredInBR
Member since Dec 2004
31022 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 4:35 pm to
That dude sailed past forehead and fivehead..that’s at least a sixhead..

But, kudos to him on the years of getting great head!
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26080 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 4:36 pm to
frick that liberal bitch. I mean literally I would frick her but frick that liberal bitch.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22447 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 4:37 pm to
She was married to Butthead?
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
128925 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 4:40 pm to
He looks kinda like butthead

Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
41969 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 4:43 pm to
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Why is she an intellectual? Because she went to Harvard?


No, because she's demonstrably intelligent.
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
23391 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 4:44 pm to
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frick that liberal bitch. I mean literally I would frick her but frick that liberal bitch.


Her big screen debut was almost pedo-like. She has an argument that she was groomed. She's been in Hollywood since she was 8 or 9. That's a fricked up place.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
25848 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 4:45 pm to
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Why is she an intellectual? Because she went to Harvard? You know who else went to Harvard? Sheila Jackson Lee

There are a tremendous amount of stupid famous people that have a degree from harvard. It's basically a celebrity/politician honorary degree school now.


No, I think she's actually a highly intelligent person, like a Danica McKeller.
Posted by POTUS2024
Member since Nov 2022
20943 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 4:47 pm to
That head's so big it's got its own weather system.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25539 posts
Posted on 8/7/23 at 4:52 pm to
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Why wouldn’t you just smell it


because he wants to suck it
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