Garth Brooks released a version on his Christmas album so I've heard this song many, many times. It was on the radio this morning and it just clicked that Mommy is engaging in some light Christmas Eve fantasy RP.

ETA: My contribution - in addition to previously mentioned The Fairytale of New York I present:

Dominick The Donkey

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Posted by lsusteve1

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Posted on 12/21/21 at 8:21 am to Wayne Campbell

Christmas Guest - Grandpa Jones

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Posted by SCgamecock2988

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Posted on 12/21/21 at 8:26 am to alpinetiger

Edit: non-traditional.

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Posted by FlagLake

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Posted on 12/21/21 at 8:29 am to alpinetiger

To me it’s not Christmas until I hear “Please come home for Christmas” by Charles Brown.

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Posted by SantaFe

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Posted on 12/21/21 at 8:34 am to alpinetiger

LINK

Please Come Home for Christmas - Charles Brown

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Posted by Southof10Tiger

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Posted on 12/21/21 at 8:38 am to alpinetiger

My top three are

1) It’s Christmas (Baby, Please Come Home) - Darlene Love

2) Happy Christmas- Lennon and Ono

3) Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis- Tom Waits. I like the YouTube video where he does a Silent Night Intro/Ending to the song

Tom Waits- Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis + Silent Night

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Posted by Areddishfish

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Posted on 12/21/21 at 8:41 am to alpinetiger

quote:
Wonderful Christmas Time - McCartney

The worst Christmas song ever

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Posted by Sheep

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Posted on 12/21/21 at 9:21 am to alpinetiger

Pearl Jam - Let Me Sleep (It's Christmas Time)

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Posted by ForLSU56

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Posted on 12/21/21 at 9:31 am to alpinetiger

Please Come Home For Christmas by Charles Brown

Please Come Home For Christmas

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Posted by 91TIGER

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Posted on 12/21/21 at 9:40 am to Areddishfish

quote:
quote:
Wonderful Christmas Time - McCartney

The worst Christmas song ever

That goes to the Christmas Shoes and seconded to Thistlehair the Christmas Bear.

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Posted by whoisnickdoobs

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Posted on 12/21/21 at 9:43 am to 91TIGER

Rudy the Big Booty Reindeer

Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo.

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Posted by WildTchoupitoulas

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Posted on 12/21/21 at 9:51 am to alpinetiger

Akim: Hey, you want to hear something that’s out of sight?
You know what I found out last night?
It’s when Mama turned out the light.
I went in the living room to see
What’s the noise that woke up me
And I saw him by the Christmas tree.

Santa Claus is a black man, Santa Claus is a black man
And he’s handsome like my daddy too
Santa Claus is a black man, Santa Claus is a black man
And I found out, that’s why I’m telling you...

CM: No, aw, man, you don't know who Santa Claus is, man!

TM: Yeah, well, I'm not from here, man. Like, I'm from Pittsburgh, man. I don't know too many local dudes

CM: Ohhh, I see. Well, hey, man, sit back and relax and I'll tell you da story about Santa Claus, man. Listen...

(background music begins)

Once upon a time, about, hmmm, five years ago, there was this groovy dude and has name was Santa Claus, y'know? And he used to live over in the projects with his old lady and they had a pretty good thing together because his old lady was really fine and she could cook and all that stuff like that, y'know. Like, she made da best brownies in town, man! Oh, I could remember 'em now, man. I could eat one of 'em, man, wow...

TC: Wow, did you know these people, man?

CM: Oh, yeah, man. They used to live next door to me, y'know...until they got kicked out, man

TC: Wha? They got kicked out of the projects, man?

CM: Yeah, you know what happened, man? They used ta live with all these midgets, y'know, and da midgets used ta make a lotta noise, y'know, like pounding and hammering and pounding all night, man...

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