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Naked swimmer accused of killing Maui guard with water bottle

Posted on 8/11/26 at 4:13 pm
Posted by Shexter
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 4:13 pm
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A former California college swimmer was naked when he allegedly broke into a security office at a Maui condominium complex and killed a guard with a 5-gallon water bottle


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A criminal complaint filed Friday by the Maui County Department of the Prosecuting Attorney alleges that Storer intentionally or knowingly caused Dyer’s death early Wednesday at the Sands of Kahana, a beachfront condominium complex in West Maui. Prosecutors allege that Storer unlawfully entered a building at the property while armed with a “dangerous instrument”: a 5-gallon water bottle.

Maui police said surveillance footage showed a naked man approaching Dyer’s office at approximately 1:45 a.m. and assaulting him before fleeing on foot. About 90 minutes later, officers responding to reports of a nude man wandering through the nearby Kahana neighborhood found Storer unclothed and covered in abrasions, police said. He was taken to Maui Memorial Medical Center for an evaluation.

Dyer was not discovered until approximately 5:35 a.m., when police responded to a report of an unresponsive security guard at the condominium complex. Medical personnel pronounced him dead at the scene. Authorities have not disclosed a possible motive.



Legend Storer, 20, of Lahaina, has pleaded not guilty to second-degree murder, first-degree burglary and indecent exposure in the death of Michael Dyer, 63.
Storer swam for Concordia University Irvine, a private Lutheran college, during the 2024-25 school year.


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A coworker told Hawaii News Now that Dyer had been eating during his overnight shift when he was attacked.

“He was a great person and he was just in his office having a cheeseburger on his lunch break,” Bell Hill told the outlet. “... It’s horrible.”


https://www.sfgate.com/hawaii/article/california-swimmer-maui-guard-killing-22382168.php
This post was edited on 8/11/26 at 4:14 pm
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 4:16 pm to
I'm assuming much hasn't changed since the dog days and meth is the drug of choice in Hawaii still.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 4:17 pm to
Boy, you don’t see that kind of murder weapon that often. Usually the closest thing is a piece of firewood.

Posted by Breauxsif
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 4:20 pm to
Posted by NFLSU
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 4:20 pm to
Clearly, not a cheeseburger in paradise.
Posted by Shexter
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 4:23 pm to
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Clearly, not a cheeseburger in paradise.


Imagine enjoying a cheeseburger on your lunch break, and some naked guy walks in holding a water bottle over his head.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 4:40 pm to
Dog the bounty hunter and duane lee tracked this kid down witth Leeland running point. Prayers, cigs and lectures given before slamming the cuffs on him.
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 4:41 pm to
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killed a guard with a 5-gallon water bottle

Little loose with “bottle” there? Seems like at some point just call it a five gallon jug.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 4:43 pm to
Looks like the brother of Charlie Kirk’s killer, let’s call them demented soy.
Posted by GCTigahs
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 5:07 pm to
His defense team will likely smear the hell out that poor man. I can see his defense claiming he was lured online by what he believed to be a female with the promise of sex then killed him when he discovered it was a man.
Posted by shutterspeed
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 5:25 pm to
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Legend Storer, 20, of Lahaina


Legend has it... a 5-lb water bottle, that is.
Posted by SUB
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 5:30 pm to
Who the hell wrote this?

Killed with a 5 gallon water “bottle”?

Broke into his office at 1:45AM and the guard was eating a cheeseburger on his”lunch break”?
Posted by Bawpaw
Member since May 2021
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 5:33 pm to
Yea security is a 24 hour job. He obviously had the night shift so this would be half way through his 12 hour shift. Are you dense?
Posted by SUB
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 5:36 pm to
No, I get it. Just never heard that referred to as lunch.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 5:46 pm to
How exactly do you kill a guy with a 5 gallon water jug?

I assume you walk up behind him unbeknownst to the victim and slam it on his head breaking his neck. But if the guard sees it coming, I don't understand how you can't fight back and slow momentum to a bruised toe nail at worst.
Posted by duckblind56
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 6:49 pm to
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killed a guard with a 5-gallon water bottle


How the hell do you kill someone with a 5 gallon water jug?

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armed with a “dangerous instrument”: a 5-gallon water bottle.


WITHAF
Posted by Boomdaddy65201
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Member since Mar 2020
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 7:08 pm to
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How exactly do you kill a guy with a 5 gallon water jug?


With the state of journalism today, who fricking knows?

But a typical 32 ounce Hydro flask filled with water weighs 3 pounds so a Hydro flask that holds 54 ounces of water would do the trick besides the fact that it’s a metal/stainless steel flask.
Posted by Volvagia
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 7:27 pm to
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Just never heard that referred to as lunch.


What, you thought people who work overnights called it “second supper?”
Posted by SUB
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Posted on 8/11/26 at 7:31 pm to
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What, you thought people who work overnights called it “second supper?”


I don’t know baw. I’ve never worked night shift and never heard anybody call it that. Are they eating “breakfast” at 6pm and “dinner” at 6am?

ETA: I looked it up and no, what you are saying is not normal. As I suspected, most just call it their “break” or “meal break”
This post was edited on 8/11/26 at 7:34 pm
Posted by GCTigahs
Member since Oct 2014
2664 posts
Posted on 8/11/26 at 7:56 pm to
I’m thinking a 5 gallon water bottle are what you find in those home/office water dispensers.
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