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re: Mystery pair of panties in my house
Posted on 3/15/24 at 12:37 am to Wishnitwas1998
Posted on 3/15/24 at 12:37 am to Wishnitwas1998
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Posted on 3/15/24 at 12:39 am to Wishnitwas1998
Your 3 year old is sleeping with his pre-K teacher.
Posted on 3/15/24 at 12:51 am to Wishnitwas1998
Possible scenarios:
1) fabricated story (sounds familiar though details differ)
2) wife meant for you to find them but why?
2a) they’re hers and she is just messing with you to see how you react
2b) they were unfamiliar and she wanted to see your reaction and test you to see if you would say anything.
2c) they were a gift and she wanted you to find them
3) Jody/Jodi bought them for her and she was getting rid of them and forgot to burn them
4) Jody/Jodi bought them for her and she wanted you to find them
5) Jodi left them behind and she wanted you to find them
6) she found your side piece’s panties and you are covering things up now that she found them
7) they are your panties and you had to burn your pretty panties once your wife found them to keep your secret safe by fabricating such a story. Just tell her the truth, what’s the worst that could happen?
1) fabricated story (sounds familiar though details differ)
2) wife meant for you to find them but why?
2a) they’re hers and she is just messing with you to see how you react
2b) they were unfamiliar and she wanted to see your reaction and test you to see if you would say anything.
2c) they were a gift and she wanted you to find them
3) Jody/Jodi bought them for her and she was getting rid of them and forgot to burn them
4) Jody/Jodi bought them for her and she wanted you to find them
5) Jodi left them behind and she wanted you to find them
6) she found your side piece’s panties and you are covering things up now that she found them
7) they are your panties and you had to burn your pretty panties once your wife found them to keep your secret safe by fabricating such a story. Just tell her the truth, what’s the worst that could happen?
Posted on 3/15/24 at 1:04 am to Wishnitwas1998
Posted on 3/15/24 at 1:20 am to Wishnitwas1998
quote:
Frankly with the young kids and the three year old being in school it would be near impossible for either of us to pull off an affair
I'd just ask her if there is something missing.
While I can't imagine trying to bang some chick on the way to the grocery in the middle of the week, some people can. For some reason.
Don't underestimate how dirty women have gotten in the last 20 years, even though your wife is pretty young based on your username. I'm not saying involving other people is a great idea, but maybe she wants you to try things you don't think are OK. But if she wants it, and you try it, it releases stuff you're probably not prepared for, but will gladly appreciate.
If she wears good underwear most of the time, you need to have sex at least twice a week (if she was Latina, that would be 10+ times a week, and they still wouldn't be happy,) but I'm working on white girl calcs.
Posted on 3/15/24 at 3:55 am to Wishnitwas1998
I'll tell you what's worse...
When she finds a pair of panties in your dirty clothes when you come home from a business trip that she wasn't on with you.
That's much worse.
When she finds a pair of panties in your dirty clothes when you come home from a business trip that she wasn't on with you.
That's much worse.
Posted on 3/15/24 at 4:04 am to Wishnitwas1998
probably some chick you saw years ago. I still find stuff they left in my house, It's what they do.
Posted on 3/15/24 at 4:55 am to Wishnitwas1998
Is this your way of subtly telling us about your panty wearing fetish? A guilt thing?
Posted on 3/15/24 at 5:26 am to cable
Exactly.
Posted on 3/15/24 at 5:59 am to Wishnitwas1998
quote:
think it would be unusual to be familiar with even the majority of your SO's panties let alone all of them but then again I'm the dumbass who has found himself in this situation so what do I know
Right, it wouldn't be normal to have your wife's panties memorized. You said they were in the burn bin, which sounds like it would be potentially to hide evidence. However, it sounds like in your typical process from burn bin to burn barrel transfer, there was an extremely likely chance you would find them. Maybe you were supposed to find them, but the question is who wanted you to find them and why? Panties don't just show up. If there's zero chance a guest of the house could have left them (that's another question, were they clean as in washed/dried and then discarded?), then your wife knows exactly where they came from.
Posted on 3/15/24 at 6:05 am to Wishnitwas1998
quote:
She said "maybe I'm just secretly Bi"
She confessed, and you looked the other way.
Posted on 3/15/24 at 6:19 am to Wishnitwas1998
Fess up dude...they were yours and your wife is aware that you like putting on women's panties!
Posted on 3/15/24 at 6:29 am to Wishnitwas1998
The One Where Wishnitwas Finds Out His Wife is Bi On The Side
Posted on 3/15/24 at 6:30 am to Wishnitwas1998
quote:Looks like she did tell you.
She actually joked about this when we were talking about it. She said "maybe I'm just secretly Bi" and I said well then I'd just be mad you didn't tell me
She’s lunching at the Y.
Posted on 3/15/24 at 6:32 am to Wishnitwas1998
Shes eating snatch! End of story!!
Posted on 3/15/24 at 6:43 am to Wishnitwas1998
You’re going to have weird feelings when it all comes out they were, in fact, your mom’s underwear.
Her reaction seems too chill. I don’t think she’s got a lesbian lover leaving panties behind, but I don’t know many women who would give it zero second thoughts if she found unrecognized panties in her house. Even if I didn’t suspect cheating, I’d worry someone is living in my walls or something.
Her reaction seems too chill. I don’t think she’s got a lesbian lover leaving panties behind, but I don’t know many women who would give it zero second thoughts if she found unrecognized panties in her house. Even if I didn’t suspect cheating, I’d worry someone is living in my walls or something.
This post was edited on 3/15/24 at 8:50 am
Posted on 3/15/24 at 6:43 am to Wishnitwas1998
I have a theory, but I'll need you to test it. and report back with the results. First, put a pair of panties in the glove compartment of your car. Second, the next time she's in there with you think up an excuse for her to have to open it. Third, when the panties fall out, take a mental note her reaction.. Fourth, if you're still alive after that, then either one of two things will happen One, if she wasn't cheating on you then she will be very soon or Two, she will serve you with divorce papers. Either way you won't be worried about whose panties you burned.
Posted on 3/15/24 at 6:48 am to Wishnitwas1998
quote:
She actually joked about this when we were talking about it.
Yeah buddy...she wasn't joking. She was gauging your reaction.
Posted on 3/15/24 at 6:57 am to Wishnitwas1998
Something similar happened in my house circa 1999. I was at home from college for the summer and my younger brother folded the clothes, finding an unknown pair of womens cotton panties. He assumed they were my girlfriend’s and told me about it. Sure enough, looked just like hers. But when I asked she said they weren’t hers.
So I finally went to my mom with the mystery panties and she died laughing. They were actually men’s bikini briefs that my stepdad wore under his bathing suit.
Maybe your wife is laughing bc they are in fact men’s briefs and you have no idea she is banging some dude who wears sexy underwear.
So I finally went to my mom with the mystery panties and she died laughing. They were actually men’s bikini briefs that my stepdad wore under his bathing suit.
Maybe your wife is laughing bc they are in fact men’s briefs and you have no idea she is banging some dude who wears sexy underwear.
Posted on 3/15/24 at 7:02 am to Wishnitwas1998
quote:Dammit Wishn. Who will start the MNRT when rt3 or me neglect our duties? Please just stop cheating on your wife with some mystery forgetful woman and think about your true priorities in life.
Is she gonna stab me in my sleep?
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