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re: My wife wants to go Vegan....What should I expect?

Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:29 pm to
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:29 pm to
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She said it’s healthy or some crap like that

False and she will be taking vitamins to supplement her diet from what she is missing from meat.
Posted by rld280z
Richmond, VA
Member since Mar 2018
142 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:30 pm to
Hopefully she will soon come to her senses. Going Vegan is just the beginning of becoming a full blown loony bird
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
26627 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:30 pm to
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My wife wants to go Vegan....What should I expect?



A miserable marriage.
Posted by Miketheseventh
Member since Dec 2017
7116 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:32 pm to
A very bitchy woman. She will probably be bitchy every day instead of one week a month
Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
32383 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:34 pm to
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No more blow jobs
this is fake news

he's already married
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18878 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:34 pm to
Man up and go kick her sister in the count and tell her stay out of your family life.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:35 pm to
more bacon for the rest of us
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:36 pm to


Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
29911 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:36 pm to
Vegans are horribly intolerant.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:36 pm to
How vegan is she going? Some people go vegan and get all new cookware and dishes because they don't want to use anything that might have ever had meat on it. What triggered such a drastic move?
Posted by TheIrishFro
Member since Aug 2010
4709 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:37 pm to
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Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:40 pm to
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My wife wants to go Vegan

The moment you realize that you fricked up in your choice of mates.
Posted by brian_wilson
Member since Oct 2016
3581 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:41 pm to
my wife was vegetarian for 20 years. It got to the point that she would freak out if meat was in the house but she settled down.


I like vegetarian food but I have to say now that she eats meat my life is tangibly better. She won't eat pork, and all meat has to be free range/organic but frick it, life is easier.

Vegan food can be really good fwiw, it just takes a bit of work. It also doesn't really fill you up, or at least in my experience.
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
7202 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:42 pm to
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She said it’s healthy or some crap like that


So you've barely discussed it? Did you ask her the question you asked the OT in your OP? I'm guessing not, my first statement after she said that would have been, "great, more meat for me. When we go out, you can eat my salad and I will eat your steak."
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:44 pm to
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What should I expect?


Lots of people rolling their eyes when all she will talk about is veganism.
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:44 pm to
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What should I expect?


About 2-3 weeks of the smelliest farts that linger and stick to you like tar while her body purges itself of the animal fats, etc.

It's truly nauseating to be around someone when they first go vegan.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
12212 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:46 pm to
Friends went vegan for a short time then macrobiotic.

She asked me at what age my hair started falling out. My answer: it hasn't. Has yours?

Her hair had started to fall out during Vegan and was still falling out.

You might want to talk about how good her hair looks and how her skin looks. then two months it, you can notice the changes.

Most women don't want their hair to look lifeless and their skin sallow.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64548 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:46 pm to
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eating a shite ton of red meat isn't the best


Why not? And what is the best?
Posted by HDAU
Member since Nov 2014
1701 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:48 pm to
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Between the boiled cabbage, diarrhea, and farting your house is gonna smell like hot arse.


That's just to make it easier when she leaves him for her girlfriend that talked her into going vegan.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:50 pm to
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What should I expect?


She is stepping off the deep end of the pool and don't know how to swim.
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