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re: My wife wants to go Vegan....What should I expect?

Posted on 8/30/18 at 4:46 pm to
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 4:46 pm to
When are you going to introduce your new female friend you can take out to dinner to her?
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21165 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 7:04 pm to
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I hope you like grass.


Smoke it every day and her diet won’t be on your mind at all.
Posted by justice
Member since Feb 2006
55383 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 7:22 pm to
Dump the bitch. Or go vegan as well. Your only choices
Posted by Vastmind
B Ara
Member since Sep 2013
5322 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 7:31 pm to
A very dry, dusty cooter
Posted by thejudge
Westlake, LA
Member since Sep 2009
15246 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 7:32 pm to
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My wife wants to go Vegan....What should I expect


The three S's

Short hair

Subaru

Strap on.

(Not necessarily in that order)
Posted by GetmorewithLes
UK Basketball Fan
Member since Jan 2011
23387 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 7:42 pm to
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What should I expect?


TWo weeks of painful starvation and a spending spree at the best steak joint in town when the idea is later thankfully abandoned
Posted by liz18lsu
Member since Feb 2009
18134 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 7:43 pm to
Stupid
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
13056 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 7:44 pm to
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So not some health fallacy or ethical bullshite?

That's my favorite one. They better stop using candles, perfumes, paint, mouthwash, toothpaste, cars, and a shitload of other common items in life since they all contain animal parts in one way or another.

Also, you have to be completely oblivious to think that, by eating a vegan diet, you are not impacting wildlife. That food came from a farm, which is only there at the expense of wildlife.

There are plenty of studies that argue about the effects of different diets on humans. There's no arguing that a vegan diet is any better for the environment or the animals they are no longer harming because of their dietary choices. All it is is moral posturing.
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 7:49 pm to
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My wife wants to go Vegan....What should I expect?


Congrats, Youre a vegan
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
84323 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 8:35 pm to
What’s this tofu shite?? Wife says it’s just like meat but it looks funny
Posted by OTIS2
NoLA
Member since Jul 2008
52753 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 8:42 pm to
Cut her loose.
Posted by CorkSoaker
Member since Oct 2008
9823 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 8:49 pm to
No. It means she’ll spend $300 at the grocery store, try it for a week, then decide it’s not for her.
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11915 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 9:32 pm to
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Does this mean I will be Vegan also?


Why does she want to go vegan? Because of some bs she read on Facebook? Humans are meant to eat meat.
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
36529 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 9:33 pm to
Convince her to drink sperm smoothies
Posted by donRANDOMnumbers
Hub City
Member since Nov 2006
17535 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 9:36 pm to
My wife practically is. Has no effect on me and my daughter . She eats steak with me regularly, lol.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61791 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 9:48 pm to
If she joins a CrossFit Box too, you will lose all your friends too after they get the meat is murder lecture and burpee demos.
Posted by beauchristopher
Member since Jan 2008
74134 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 10:41 pm to
vegan seems too rough

vegetarian maybe, but straight up vegan.. wow
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
19318 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 11:17 pm to
Cuck
Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 11:21 pm to
I eat mostly vegan, but it's out of necessity really not having a gallbladder. It has nothing to do with any personal convictions, I just feel better.
Posted by SouthernImmigrant
NELA
Member since Jul 2018
624 posts
Posted on 8/31/18 at 12:25 am to
You should expect to be reminded about how she’s vegan and how much she’s helping the planet, Every. Single. Day.
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