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re: My wife wants to go Vegan....What should I expect?

Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:10 pm to
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
84323 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:10 pm to
Man I’m not happy about this shite
Posted by AnorexicGator
northshore
Member since Apr 2018
258 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:10 pm to
That rules out eatin pussy too.
Posted by Uncle Stu
#AlbinoLivesMatter
Member since Aug 2004
33877 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:11 pm to
you know that box in the closet that says "NO MAS" where you tossed your sex life years ago?

yeah, you can toss prime rib, fried chicken and seafood gumbo in there as well
Posted by BigB0882
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:11 pm to
Does she think she will be eating healthier? Because I assure you eating a shite ton of rice and potatoes is not healthy.
Posted by Rox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:12 pm to
quote:

Man I’m not happy about this shite
Did she watch the fricking netflix documentary telling everyone to go vegan and it was the only way?

That one brainwashed a couple of my friends too.

ETA: I think it was called "What the Health"
This post was edited on 8/30/18 at 1:13 pm
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:12 pm to
My wife wants to go Vegan....What should I expect? by NorthshoreTiger76


Lots of judgment, irrational behavior, and eventually an open relationship with a guy named Reggie who wears a pony tail.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33146 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:12 pm to
quote:

My wife wants to go Vegan....What should I expect?



First she wants to go vegan, then she goes vagitarian.
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
37023 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:12 pm to
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NorthshoreTiger76


Why don't you convince your wife to take baby steps instead of jumping into the world of vegan?

Ask her to be a vegetarian for awhile. Maybe she won't go full retard?

Being married makes such a move a little more difficult in an already difficult world.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64548 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:13 pm to
Lethargy, decreased sex drive, complexion problems, digestive problems, depression. Among others.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86696 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

Man I’m not happy about this shite



you should start the carnivore diet

then y'all could both be condescending assholes, but on the opposite ends of the spectrum

fun for everyone!
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:13 pm to
What prompted her to make this change?
Posted by Skywalker
St. George
Member since Jul 2010
1300 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:14 pm to
Her Balloon Knot will taste like a copper penny...so i was told.
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33964 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:14 pm to
Seems like that's the type of weirdo shite you should've sniffed out before putting a ring on it.
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18878 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:14 pm to
1. She will brag to everyone you all know, Vegans are proud for what ever reason?
2. Lots of gas
3. Grocery shopping for yourself if you want decent food.
4. Later stages she will quit shaving pits, pubes and legs.
5. Next will be the smell of Patchuli
6. Divorce
Posted by Pahnew
Member since Apr 2008
5374 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:14 pm to
Having a wife at all expect no sex
Posted by Mud_Till_May
Member since Aug 2014
9685 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

Does this mean I will be Vegan also?



Listen to me. She will be doing the cooking. you will get healthier by eating better and fricking more often.
Posted by TimeOutdoors
LA
Member since Sep 2014
13642 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:16 pm to
Pick up the book Eat to Run. Will make it a little easier for you to accept. Regardless, I couldn’t do it.
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13915 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:17 pm to
well...you've already started telling everyone about so that's a good first step
This post was edited on 8/30/18 at 1:26 pm
Posted by TigerMeister
North shore
Member since Nov 2009
2454 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:17 pm to
I think it’s hilarious that vegans think they’re eating a healthy diet. You’re better off eating nothing but meat.
Posted by GrammarKnotsi
Hammond
Member since Feb 2013
10172 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

fricking more often


different people, but still
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