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My wife wants to go Vegan....What should I expect?

Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:06 pm
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
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Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:06 pm
Does this mean I will be Vegan also?
Posted by LZ83
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Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:07 pm to
Divorce
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Posted by gazelles
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Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:07 pm to
Diarrhea
Posted by Rox
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Lots of gas. Prayers sent.
Posted by LSUBoo
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Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:07 pm to
Depends, does she make all your decisions for you?
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
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Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:07 pm to
At dinner time you will be.

Just cow out at lunch.
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:07 pm to
Decreased libido
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
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Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:07 pm to
Give her the sausage...
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:08 pm to
quote:

My wife wants to go Vegan


So...no animal products at all then, eh? Not even leather and whatnot?
Posted by Teeoff007
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Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:08 pm to
Your meat will be left alone
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:08 pm to
quote:

Does this mean I will be Vegan also?


cook your prime rib and let her eat her mush veggie patty
Posted by GrammarKnotsi
Hammond
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:08 pm to
quote:

Give her the sausage...



odds are she switched teams already
Posted by Salmon
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:08 pm to
quote:

Does this mean I will be Vegan also?


Not when she isn't around

but yeah, you will be eating a lot more vegan meals, especially if she cooks


Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
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Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:08 pm to
Hairy armpits and legs
Loud, violent outburst about the patriarchy
Her diet to come up in every conversation
Speaking to managers everywhere you go
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
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Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:08 pm to
Just means she no longer wants your meat
Posted by Placebeaux
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No more blow jobs
Posted by terd ferguson
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Between the boiled cabbage, diarrhea, and farting your house is gonna smell like hot arse.
Posted by fallguy_1978
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What kind of Subaru did she get?
Posted by LSUintheNW
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Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:10 pm to
quote:

Does this mean I will be Vegan also?


Not if you stand up for yourself.
Posted by TheWiz
Third World, LA
Member since Aug 2007
11893 posts
Posted on 8/30/18 at 1:10 pm to
Vegan is fricking complicated. Vegetarian is tolerable. At least tell her fish & shrimp don't have any fricking feelings. My wife is essentially vegetarian/pescatarian. I eat steak or pork when we go out to eat usually. I have lived so far.
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