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Posted on 10/7/18 at 7:41 pm to Ole Geauxt
Posted on 10/7/18 at 7:42 pm to Slippy
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My wife refuses to allow me to buy a handgun.
quote:
for the coming civil war.
frick it, buy an AR-15 then.
Then buy some balls.
Then buy a handgun.
Posted on 10/7/18 at 7:51 pm to Slippy
She thinks you'll shoot her one day. Get one and don't tell her. Civil War is coming.
Posted on 10/7/18 at 7:51 pm to Slippy
quote:just let your wife protect you
I need one for the coming civil war.
Posted on 10/7/18 at 7:52 pm to whit
quote:
if you get off the internet long enough and interact with real people you’ll see that a civil war will never happen.
Probably not but our country hasn't been this divided since the Civil War.
Posted on 10/7/18 at 7:57 pm to arkiebrian
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Probably not but our country hasn't been this divided since the Civil War.
You obviously never heard of a little event called the Viet man war. The 60s and 70s weren’t exactly a period of unity.
History. You should learn some.
Posted on 10/7/18 at 7:58 pm to Slippy
"allow"?
Posted on 10/7/18 at 8:24 pm to Slippy
quote:So buy two
a handgun
Eta: Jefferson Gun on Airline and David Dr has the biggest handgun selection around here
This post was edited on 10/7/18 at 8:25 pm
Posted on 10/7/18 at 9:04 pm to arkiebrian
quote:In what way?
Probably not but our country hasn't been this divided since the Civil War.
Posted on 10/7/18 at 9:28 pm to Slippy
Are you growing a set or will your wife dictate?
Posted on 10/7/18 at 9:51 pm to Slippy
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TBH, she is afraid of them, and I think she is especially afraid I will use it on myself.
That’s code for she thinks you will get drunk and shoot her
Posted on 10/7/18 at 9:53 pm to Slippy
quote:
My wife refuses to allow me to buy a handgun.
quote:
allow
Good. You couldn't handle one anyway.
Posted on 10/7/18 at 9:55 pm to Slippy
Take her with you to shoot some. Most places with a range will rent. She will feel the power and probably like it
Posted on 10/7/18 at 9:57 pm to Slippy
Just go buy one. Why even ask?
Posted on 10/7/18 at 11:06 pm to Slippy
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My wife refuses to allow me to buy a handgun
Then by a rifle. Problem solved.
Just curious, but does your wife require you to sit down when you pee?
My wife gets aggravated when she finds out I bought another gun. I don't care. I just tell her I need it and that I don't complain when she buys another pair of shoes.
Posted on 10/7/18 at 11:10 pm to Tester1216
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Do you not work?
Are you financially dependent on her?
Will this purchase take away from something your children will need?
If you answered no to any of these questions, I don’t see the problem with you wanting to purchase ANYTHING you want
Another woman?
Posted on 10/7/18 at 11:11 pm to Slippy
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Well, she said she would leave me if I got a pistol.
Not sure why the rifle and shotgun don't bother her
She's obviously an idiot.
A semi-automatic 12 gauge shotgun with the plug removed is probably the most dangerous weapon anyone can easily purchase
Posted on 10/7/18 at 11:15 pm to deltaland
quote:
I always liked my dad’s response to my mom when he would buy another gun.
Her: “Don’t you own enough guns?”
Him: “how many pairs of shoes do you need?”
FIFY
Posted on 10/7/18 at 11:15 pm to Slippy
Don't waste money on the pistol. Just practice pulling the shotgun trigger with your big toe.. Problem solved.
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