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re: My wife (no pics) was talked into a girl’s cruise.

Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:58 pm to
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:58 pm to
She gets to hang with her girlfriends and you get to hang with yours.
Posted by Addison Tiger
Antwerp, Belgium
Member since Jul 2005
803 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:58 pm to
Why is the first thing I saw on this picture a guy?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92280 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 5:59 pm to
quote:

Why is the first thing I saw on this picture a guy?


OP's bawfriend took the pic
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
55329 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 6:10 pm to
quote:

It’s like The Golden Corral except if you jump out the window you get eaten by sharks instead of landing in poorly tended landscaping.


I wish. I WISH that this Carnival cruise ship Valor had buffet food as good as the Golden Corral in Alec. Sadly, it does not.

The food at the "sit-down" dinners is the only decent food.
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
16268 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 6:12 pm to
quote:

There he is. Red shirt. Right in front of the bar on the left.

That's the guy who is going to lay a rope down your wife's back.


It’s nice of you to make him think that someone will be pulling out.

No strings attached, anonymous sex? Dude is spraying those guts.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17717 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 6:12 pm to
quote:

The toes in the center bottom actually look kinda nice. I hope the guy to her right is her dad and I am not scoping out some 70 year olds feet.



quote:

tigerfoot



Checks out
Posted by MMauler
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Member since Jun 2013
24487 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 6:16 pm to
quote:

girl's cruise


Translation: She'll be getting 3-4 BBCs in one week.
Posted by Triple Bogey
19th Green
Member since May 2017
6821 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 6:18 pm to
at all the dudes ITT who've never left their wives alone for a few days without the fear of them fricking someone else. Pathetic.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26069 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 6:18 pm to
I like the two old farts in the foreground, clearly hoping to pick up on some of the women.
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
14680 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 6:20 pm to
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At once or are we talking a round 1 round 2 situation.


It’s always a round 1 and round 2 situation. By day three they have sowed their wild oats and start hoping their friends that only did BJs the first two days don’t spill the beans. They all get drunk the remainder of the trip and cautiously laugh it off as good fun.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
92280 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 6:20 pm to
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clearly hoping to pick up on some of the women.


before they get to the Gulf they'll be looking like a young Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise to those old hoes
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46171 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 6:24 pm to
quote:

at all the dudes ITT who've never left their wives alone for a few days without the fear of them fricking someone else. Pathetic.


Your wife is fricking Jody. Sorry baw.

Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 6:26 pm to
quote:

My wife is a lightweight drinker but they bought some bladders off of Amazon called Booze Cruise or something like that and it all made it on the ship. I expected the jokes and that’s fine. My point was to point out in real time how awful that crowd looks.


These aren’t jokes, pal. There’s a better than good chance she’s swallowing dick or getting pounded like she’s never been pounded before by dumb beefcakes.
This post was edited on 7/25/19 at 6:36 pm
Posted by Woodreaux
OC California
Member since Jan 2008
2790 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 6:27 pm to
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
61448 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 6:30 pm to
quote:

Checks out

What can I say, I like a nice set of feet/toes
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11788 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 6:46 pm to
quote:

These aren’t jokes, pal. There’s a better than good chance she’s swallowing dick or getting pounded like she’s never been pounded before by dumb beefcakes.


Married women will cheat with their husband on the damn ship. Out of sight out of mind? She’s fricking
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 6:46 pm to
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Translation: She'll be getting 3-4 BBCs in one week.


I have an old trophy in storage from when I was twelve and playing little league baseball.

Stick with me here:

What I want to do is take some masking tape and cover the base of the trophy with it.

I’m then going to take a fresh Sharpie and write on that masking tape “MMauler: Oblivious guy that makes a joke on page 7 that has been made 83 times.”

I’m going to put the trophy in a box and mail it to you.

I just need your address.

(Before you even try, don’t say you will pick it up at my mom’s house. I’m trying to help you not be a hack.)

Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 6:48 pm to
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15199 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 6:48 pm to
online divorce

You're welcome.
Posted by dallastigers
Member since Dec 2003
10613 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 6:49 pm to
quote:




Is it safe to assume the OP’s wife will be getting less penis than these guys did?

Looks like several sexual assaults going on (and surprisingly not by the bear), but maybe gay grinding on a gay cruise is less frowned upon.

I remember being told by several females with gay besties that even the normally less flamboyant acting gay men acted much more stereotypically gay when around a larger group of gays. This is when they were more in closet, so maybe it’s not the same but always thought gay cruises just ended up being a lot 2 snaps & around the world behavior along with a bunch of orgies.
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