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re: My wife (no pics) was talked into a girl’s cruise.
Posted on 7/25/19 at 6:53 pm to Scoop
Posted on 7/25/19 at 6:53 pm to Scoop
If you decide to stay with her, make sure you have her tested for STDs.
Probably should have her take a pregnancy test too unless you’re cool raising someone else’s child.
I hope for your sake this is a troll, b/c she’s 100% taking as much D as she can fit inside her while she’s on that boat.
Probably should have her take a pregnancy test too unless you’re cool raising someone else’s child.
I hope for your sake this is a troll, b/c she’s 100% taking as much D as she can fit inside her while she’s on that boat.
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Posted on 7/25/19 at 6:54 pm to Tempratt
Lots of projection here.
I’m sorry many of you guys are so insecure that can’t let your woman out of your sight for a few days and not worry about her taking another penis.
I hope you figure it out.
I’m sorry many of you guys are so insecure that can’t let your woman out of your sight for a few days and not worry about her taking another penis.
I hope you figure it out.
Posted on 7/25/19 at 6:55 pm to Scoop
Girls Cruise is codeword for sampling foreign dick cruise the dick doesn't count because it was overseas on vacation I didn't even know the guy we just hooked up it didn't mean anything I'll never see him again so it doesn't count you see
Posted on 7/25/19 at 6:57 pm to Scoop
I could never take a cruise on a giant floating Wal-Mart.
Posted on 7/25/19 at 6:57 pm to martiallaw
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In my experience if there are 5 wives going on a girls trip, at least 3 of them are DTF. Girls really for the most part don't like each other. By day 3 on a cruise they will get bored with each other and then they will start looking for some strange.
It becomes a competition to who can hook up with the hottest guy. That's how these things play out.
Posted on 7/25/19 at 6:57 pm to airlinehwypanhandler
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Girls Cruise is codeword for sampling foreign dick cruise the dick doesn't count because it was overseas on vacation I didn't even know the guy we just hooked up it didn't mean anything I'll never see him again so it doesn't count you see
I love carnival but I doubt she's taking much foreign cock. I'd be willing to bet most of it is BBC and if its foreign its Messican peen
Posted on 7/25/19 at 7:02 pm to TigersHuskers
Is it all considered foreign if they are in international waters?
Posted on 7/25/19 at 7:02 pm to airlinehwypanhandler
One of them will definitely cheat. Then in order to force the others to keep her secret, she'll get one of them drunk and convince her to cheat. Then those two will basically blackmail the others into cheating.
At some point it will just turn into a massive gangbang. By the end of the trip one of those rooms is going to smell like semen and feet.
At some point it will just turn into a massive gangbang. By the end of the trip one of those rooms is going to smell like semen and feet.
Posted on 7/25/19 at 7:03 pm to TigersHuskers
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I love carnival but I doubt she's taking much foreign cock. I'd be willing to bet most of it is BBC and if its foreign its Messican peen
I disagree. Rodrigue the Guatemalan bartender will be serving her more than just a strawberry mojito.
Posted on 7/25/19 at 7:04 pm to JoeHackett
Dude there likly has already been a gangbang
Posted on 7/25/19 at 7:05 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Posted on 7/25/19 at 7:07 pm to Scoop
Have you shared this thread with her yet?
Posted on 7/25/19 at 7:21 pm to Methuselah
No. She would find it hilarious.
Posted on 7/25/19 at 7:26 pm to Scoop
I've never been on a cruise and have no desire to do one like that.
In the future, I am interested in a Disney Cruise, and I'd also really like to do an Alaskan cruise or one up the NE coast in the fall.
In the future, I am interested in a Disney Cruise, and I'd also really like to do an Alaskan cruise or one up the NE coast in the fall.
Posted on 7/25/19 at 7:29 pm to Scoop
I value the spirit of this post and instead of making a joke about how your wife is living out the plot of Eat, Pray, Love with Raul and his unwrapped tomale, I will instead acknowledge that the vacation your wife chose to take looks like a low rent nightmare unfit for a North Shore baw such as myself.
This post was edited on 7/25/19 at 10:11 pm
Posted on 7/25/19 at 7:38 pm to Tigerlaff
Hat tip.
Posted on 7/25/19 at 7:39 pm to Scoop
How does it feel knowing your old lady is getting absolutely drilled right now and it's just the beginning?
Posted on 7/25/19 at 7:40 pm to Scoop
Scoop, I would dig a 3' ditch in August in NOLA just to not be in that pic.
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