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re: My wife (no pics) was talked into a girl’s cruise.

Posted on 7/25/19 at 4:41 pm to
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
44435 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 4:41 pm to
Over/under on how many dicks end up in your wife.

I say 10. I like being conservative about these types of things.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171955 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 4:41 pm to
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Looks like fun. Some on the OT have to stop being judgemental tools


You, yesterday

quote:

Disney. Lolz.
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
23453 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 4:42 pm to
What's that run like $349? Do women buy the drink package? I know my wife couldn't get her money's worth.

Shite man, I'd be happy for the wife. Tell her to have a blast. You have kids? If not, enjoy the space for a couple of days.
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
14581 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 4:42 pm to
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Someone doesn't know what "girl's cruise" is code for.


It’s not usually that bad. A few will have BJs to build confidence when younger guys pay attention and one will go all the way with two complete strangers. Could be worse.
Posted by uway
Member since Sep 2004
33109 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 4:43 pm to
Until I saw this picture, I didn’t really get the “Walmart on the ocean” joke that people make.

Now......

You would have to pay me a lot of money to get on that boat unless it was the zombie apocalypse everywhere else.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 4:43 pm to
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That looks like hell on Earth.


I see lots of fat people and listeria. You couldn't pay me to get on that ship.
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6544 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 4:43 pm to
1-800-STD-TEST
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
60781 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 4:44 pm to
quote:

Looks like fun. Some on the OT have to stop being judgemental tools


What part?

The nuts to elbows people, the shite drinks, the inability to get the hell out of there? There is literally not one thing in that pic that resembles fun.

The tub full of human goo? I would imagine the oil sheen rivals the water around an outboard when it is first started. Nope
Posted by Melvin Spellvin
proud dad of 2 A&M honor grads
Member since Jul 2015
1676 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 4:44 pm to
dude, your better half just gave you a free weekend pass to attend “naughty in nawlins”, go git you some while she’s gittin some, you should be thankful for such a loving and caring wife...
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
89172 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 4:44 pm to
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disembarked


did she go or not?
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11215 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 4:45 pm to
She’s about to get some strange. Godspeed
Posted by uway
Member since Sep 2004
33109 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 4:45 pm to
It’s like The Golden Corral except if you jump out the window you get eaten by sharks instead of landing in poorly tended landscaping.
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 4:46 pm to
My wife is a lightweight drinker but they bought some bladders off of Amazon called Booze Cruise or something like that and it all made it on the ship.

I expected the jokes and that’s fine. My point was to point out in real time how awful that crowd looks.

Posted by Riolobo
On the lake
Member since Mar 2017
5140 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 4:47 pm to
Good troll.
Posted by Spawn
Berlin
Member since Oct 2006
8032 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 4:48 pm to
She'll be damaged goods when she comes back.
Congrats on the VD.
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
15638 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 4:48 pm to
This reminds me of an episode of Passion Cove I watched on Skinemax one time.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
60781 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 4:49 pm to
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one will go all the way with two complete strangers. Could be worse.
At once or are we talking a round 1 round 2 situation.
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11215 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 4:49 pm to
You’re complaining about a trip that your wife obviously wanted to go on. She’s about to go wild and enjoy herself and you’re worried about how unpleasant the cruise looks.
Posted by martiallaw
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2008
1458 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 4:49 pm to
In my experience if there are 5 wives going on a girls trip, at least 3 of them are DTF. Girls really for the most part don't like each other. By day 3 on a cruise they will get bored with each other and then they will start looking for some strange.

Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22292 posts
Posted on 7/25/19 at 4:50 pm to
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I expected the jokes and that’s fine. My point was to point out in real time how awful that crowd looks.

You’ll be changing diapers in nine months, congrats on the new baby.
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