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My wife had a bout of temporary insanity this morning

Posted on 8/6/22 at 10:54 am
Posted by Elbow Jenkins
Member since Jul 2022
112 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 10:54 am
She had to work today.

Gave me her debit card and a grocery list. Asked me to do the shopping.

She left top quality steaks, a pecan pie, and all the makings for a top notch chocolate nut sundae off the list.

I'm sure as I peruse the aisles I will see many other things she forgot to put on the list.

This is going to cost her.
Posted by whatiknowsofar
hm?
Member since Nov 2010
20900 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 10:55 am to
quote:

My wife


We have rules sir
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
37569 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 10:55 am to
Dear Facebook,
Posted by Mingo Was His NameO
Brooklyn
Member since Mar 2016
25455 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 10:55 am to
What a lame thread.

Who did you think would give even one single shite about this?
Posted by Bubb
Member since Mar 2010
3880 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 10:56 am to
Beer, bourbon?
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
38853 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 10:57 am to
Don’t do it.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22049 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 10:58 am to
quote:

My wife


quote:

This is going to cost her


Uhhh, cost yall?
Posted by SG_Geaux
1 Post
Member since Aug 2004
77929 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 10:59 am to
Mistakes are definitely being made.
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Simcoe Strip - He/Him/Helicopter
Member since Oct 2011
36224 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 10:59 am to
Wow what a fascinating thread
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41536 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 10:59 am to
quote:

My wife had a bout of temporary insanity this morning

Mine did too. Perfectly normal.
Posted by GeauxColonels
Tottenham Fan | LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2009
25604 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 11:00 am to
quote:

She had to work today.

Nah, she didn’t.

quote:

She left top quality steaks, a pecan pie, and all the makings for a top notch chocolate nut sundae off the list.

She went to get her chocolate nut sundae from someone else.
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
20869 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 11:02 am to
quote:

This is going to cost her.


Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38449 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 11:03 am to
I have news for you, it's not temporary.
Posted by Jfk Jr
Member since Jul 2022
591 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 11:04 am to
Christ marriage sounds awful.

I'll keep doing what I wanna do with zero headache.
Posted by Turf Taint
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2021
6010 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 11:05 am to
quote:

Who did you think would give even one single shite about this?


Believe the wife has just spoken.

Enjoy your Saturday workday, wife.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9632 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 11:05 am to
quote:

This is going to cost her.


It sounds like it's going to cost you - in many ways.
Posted by auwaterfowler
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
1920 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 11:07 am to
Her debit card? Is separate checking accounts the norm these days?
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
83337 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 11:08 am to
quote:

a top notch chocolate nut


She probably already got one of those this morning after she left the house
This post was edited on 8/6/22 at 11:09 am
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134843 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 11:08 am to
Don't forget the tampons


For you, not her
Posted by Elbow Jenkins
Member since Jul 2022
112 posts
Posted on 8/6/22 at 11:08 am to
quote:

Uhhh, cost yall?
NOPE! We have joint accounts for all the bills and big purchases and things that married people do like vacations.

We also have accounts that are our own money. I want a new boat? Fine. Use my account and my extra money to pay for it. She wants to splurge on something? She uses her money.

She gave me her debit card. She fricked up.
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