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Posted on 3/27/19 at 4:24 am to Eli Goldfinger
Maybe if you lost, say, a couple hundred pounds or so, you'd do better?


Posted on 3/27/19 at 6:01 am to Eli Goldfinger
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Anyone else have this vile infestation?
When will it end?
I had an episode of this way back in 1988. I was newly married at the time.
Woke up in the middle of the night and had just enough time to roll over and throw up on the floor. Then it started on the other end. Barely made it to the bathroom.
It went on like that for almost 3 full days.
My best bet would have been to sleep in the shower the whole time.
I have never been that sick before or since.
Posted on 3/27/19 at 6:40 am to Eli Goldfinger
Mine had it two weeks ago, going around middle TN like the plague. Quarantine them and stock up on Zofran, they’ll stop puking in 24 hours and diarrhea takes about 48 hours. Load up on pedialyte & chicken noodle soup.
Posted on 3/27/19 at 6:48 am to Eli Goldfinger
Sounds like food poisoning is possible. Did y’all eat the same thing recently? Man, I had food poisoning once in college and it was horrible. Exactly your sumptoms. Never want that again
Posted on 3/27/19 at 6:48 am to LongueCarabine
Had good poisoning from some sketchy taco joint when I was in high school. I ended up sleeping on the bathroom floor that night since there was no point in trying to go to bed with how much I was waking up to either barf or crap. Was miserable
Posted on 3/27/19 at 6:49 am to Pedro
My family has it too right now
Posted on 3/27/19 at 7:08 am to Eli Goldfinger
I’ve had 3 farts that weren’t farts in the past week. Not fun
Posted on 3/27/19 at 7:09 am to Eli Goldfinger
Happened to me 2 weeks ago. It'll end in a day but only once you've completely evacuated everything from your digestive system.
Posted on 3/27/19 at 7:11 am to fr33manator
I had it two weeks ago and it sucked never threw up, but I was shitting straight water for about two days. By the end it barely even changed the color of the water in the toilet. I am just now back to being able to trust a fart somewhat.
Posted on 3/27/19 at 7:19 am to Perrydawg
I think part of it is he medicine but it’s like water. Horrible. Sounds like a hose pipe
Posted on 3/27/19 at 7:22 am to Eli Goldfinger
Pics of wife squirting?
Posted on 3/27/19 at 7:28 am to Eli Goldfinger
I actually scrolled past this thread quickly so as not to come in contact with said virus...
Protip: blot don’t wipe.
Protip: blot don’t wipe.
Posted on 3/27/19 at 7:31 am to Eli Goldfinger
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Anyone else have this vile infestation?
Food poisoning. Stop eating at Burger King.
Posted on 3/27/19 at 7:33 am to Eli Goldfinger
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My whole family is puking & squirting...

Posted on 3/27/19 at 7:50 am to Eli Goldfinger
Gastrointestinal virus. Was it seafood or mexican? Drink pedialyte or ginger ale with a nausea med.
Posted on 3/27/19 at 7:55 am to northshorebamaman
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My daughter right now. Living in a haze of Lysol and fear at the moment.
Lysol does not kill the stomach bug. I learned that the hard way. You have to get this stuff. LINK
Posted on 3/27/19 at 8:10 am to Eli Goldfinger
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I always thought that 3rd guest bath or 1/2 bath is useless.
Subtle Mcmansion brag.
Posted on 3/27/19 at 8:22 am to shutterspeed
When my daughter was 6 months old, my wife and i both had it. Woke our daughter up in the middle of the night puking and she was crying and we couldn't pick her up. Coming out both ends is rough.
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