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Posted on 3/27/19 at 3:14 am to
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 3:14 am to
quote:

Video of wife squirting?
This post was edited on 3/27/19 at 3:16 am
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76128 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 4:24 am to
Maybe if you lost, say, a couple hundred pounds or so, you'd do better?



Posted by LongueCarabine
Pointe Aux Pins, LA
Member since Jan 2011
8205 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 6:01 am to
quote:

Anyone else have this vile infestation?
When will it end?


I had an episode of this way back in 1988. I was newly married at the time.

Woke up in the middle of the night and had just enough time to roll over and throw up on the floor. Then it started on the other end. Barely made it to the bathroom.

It went on like that for almost 3 full days.

My best bet would have been to sleep in the shower the whole time.

I have never been that sick before or since.

Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 6:40 am to
Mine had it two weeks ago, going around middle TN like the plague. Quarantine them and stock up on Zofran, they’ll stop puking in 24 hours and diarrhea takes about 48 hours. Load up on pedialyte & chicken noodle soup.
Posted by BengalBlood81
Member since Oct 2014
1357 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 6:48 am to
Sounds like food poisoning is possible. Did y’all eat the same thing recently? Man, I had food poisoning once in college and it was horrible. Exactly your sumptoms. Never want that again
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
39311 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 6:48 am to
Had good poisoning from some sketchy taco joint when I was in high school. I ended up sleeping on the bathroom floor that night since there was no point in trying to go to bed with how much I was waking up to either barf or crap. Was miserable
Posted by Chuckd
Louisiana
Member since May 2013
797 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 6:49 am to
My family has it too right now
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 7:08 am to
I’ve had 3 farts that weren’t farts in the past week. Not fun
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
25787 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 7:09 am to
Happened to me 2 weeks ago. It'll end in a day but only once you've completely evacuated everything from your digestive system.
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
5159 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 7:11 am to
I had it two weeks ago and it sucked never threw up, but I was shitting straight water for about two days. By the end it barely even changed the color of the water in the toilet. I am just now back to being able to trust a fart somewhat.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 7:19 am to
I think part of it is he medicine but it’s like water. Horrible. Sounds like a hose pipe
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135024 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 7:22 am to
Pics of wife squirting?
Posted by Stexas
SWLA
Member since May 2013
7134 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 7:28 am to
I actually scrolled past this thread quickly so as not to come in contact with said virus...

Protip: blot don’t wipe.
Posted by CaptainBrannigan
Good Ole Rocky Top Tennessee
Member since Jan 2010
21644 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 7:31 am to
quote:

Anyone else have this vile infestation?


Food poisoning. Stop eating at Burger King.
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18919 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 7:33 am to
quote:

My whole family is puking & squirting...


Posted by DarthRebel
Tier Five is Alive
Member since Feb 2013
26098 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 7:41 am to
quote:

Pics of squirting wife?

Posted by BayouFann
CenLa
Member since Jun 2012
7230 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 7:50 am to
Gastrointestinal virus. Was it seafood or mexican? Drink pedialyte or ginger ale with a nausea med.
Posted by TigerDude80
METRY
Member since Nov 2007
1950 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 7:55 am to
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My daughter right now. Living in a haze of Lysol and fear at the moment.


Lysol does not kill the stomach bug. I learned that the hard way. You have to get this stuff. LINK
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73721 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 8:10 am to
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I always thought that 3rd guest bath or 1/2 bath is useless.


Subtle Mcmansion brag.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18394 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 8:22 am to
When my daughter was 6 months old, my wife and i both had it. Woke our daughter up in the middle of the night puking and she was crying and we couldn't pick her up. Coming out both ends is rough.
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