re: My whole family is puking &amp; squirting...

Posted by MorbidTheClown

Baton Rouge

Member since Jan 2015

76771 posts

Posted on 3/27/19 at 8:42 am to Eli Goldfinger

quote:
squirting.

kinky

Posted by mikelbr

Baton Rouge

Member since Apr 2008

49099 posts

Posted on 3/27/19 at 8:48 am to Eli Goldfinger

quote:
squirting

quote:
wife

Pics?

Posted by Areddishfish

The Wild West

Member since Oct 2015

6538 posts

Posted on 3/27/19 at 9:03 am to Eli Goldfinger

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I always thought that 3rd guest bath or 1/2 bath is useless.

You can never have too many toilets.

Posted by deltaland

Member since Mar 2011

103799 posts

Posted on 3/27/19 at 9:19 am to Eli Goldfinger

When will it end?

3.50 days

Posted by 225bred

COYS

Member since Jun 2011

21085 posts

Posted on 3/27/19 at 9:24 am to Eli Goldfinger

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...at the same time.

Me, wife, 6yo, and 3yo with only 2 bathrooms.
I always thought that 3rd guest bath or 1/2 bath is useless. Not now.

Anyone else have this vile infestation?
When will it end?

We had it all weekend

It will pass in 24 to 48 hours

Posted by TDsngumbo

Member since Oct 2011

51578 posts

Posted on 3/27/19 at 9:26 am to S

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Pics of squirting wife?

I'm surprised it took as many posts as it did before this was said.

Posted by tgrbaitn08

Member since Dec 2007

148031 posts

Posted on 3/27/19 at 9:28 am to 225bred

I caught it at 4am on a Saturday morning and wasn’t 100% until Tuesday.

Posted by TH03

Mogadishu

Member since Dec 2008

172004 posts

Posted on 3/27/19 at 9:30 am to Eli Goldfinger

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Me, wife, 6yo, and 3yo with only 2 bathrooms.

Only 2 bathrooms? Jesus.

Posted by kingbob

Sorrento, LA

Member since Nov 2010

71131 posts

Posted on 3/27/19 at 10:34 am to Eli Goldfinger

It went through my whole family, but it took almost 3 weeks for everyone to get it. It really took its dear sweet time getting to me, but I finally had it over the weekend. Absolute misery.

Posted by tigersownall

Thibodaux

Member since Sep 2011

17199 posts

Posted on 3/27/19 at 11:15 am to Eli Goldfinger

I puked this morning. Currently on my 3rd work shite.

I can’t afford to go home.

Posted by ZappBrannigan

Member since Jun 2015

7692 posts

Posted on 3/27/19 at 11:15 am to TDsngumbo

Because who really wants to see his wife re-enact tubgirl.

Posted by danfraz

San Antonio TX

Member since Apr 2008

24550 posts

Posted on 3/27/19 at 11:18 am to Eli Goldfinger

Subtle my family is unvaccinated and is spreading the flu thread.

Posted by Buck Magnum

Springdale

Member since Dec 2003

11895 posts

Posted on 3/27/19 at 11:21 am to Eli Goldfinger

I will take a head cold all day long. But a damn stomach virus, deal me out!

This post was edited on 3/28/19 at 7:22 am

Posted by jflsufan

Baton Rouge, LA

Member since Mar 2013

5248 posts

Posted on 3/27/19 at 11:28 am to Eli Goldfinger

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When will it end?

As soon as Saban retires.

Posted by Brazos

Member since Oct 2013

20557 posts

Posted on 3/27/19 at 12:09 pm to TH03

Well aren’t you a baller

Posted by BayouBlitz

Member since Aug 2007

18126 posts

Posted on 3/27/19 at 12:11 pm to Eli Goldfinger

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My whole family is puking & squirting... by Eli Goldfinger

"Aw man, that's disgusting. What do you call your act?"

"The Aristocrats."

Posted by TigerMond84

Member since Dec 2014

555 posts

Posted on 3/27/19 at 2:22 pm to Eli Goldfinger

Get some anti nausea and anti diarrhea meds from your family physician, they can prescribe suppositories (sp) you take by mouth now, it will change your life. Will knock that out fast. Always keep a bottle of those around for this very instance.

Posted by Eli Goldfinger

Member since Sep 2016

32785 posts

Posted on 3/27/19 at 6:08 pm to ItNeverRains

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Mine had it two weeks ago, going around middle TN like the plague. Quarantine them and stock up on Zofran, they’ll stop puking in 24 hours and diarrhea takes about 48 hours. Load up on pedialyte & chicken noodle soup.

We’re in mid TN.