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My whole family is puking & squirting...

Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:49 pm
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:49 pm
...at the same time.

Me, wife, 6yo, and 3yo with only 2 bathrooms.
I always thought that 3rd guest bath or 1/2 bath is useless. Not now.

Anyone else have this vile infestation?
When will it end?
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55454 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:50 pm to
quote:

When will it end?



About 24 hours.
Posted by List Eater
Htown
Member since Apr 2005
23573 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:51 pm to
Posted by Jackie Chan
Japan?
Member since Sep 2012
4682 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:51 pm to
quote:

My whole family is puking & squirting... ...at the same time.


Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:51 pm to
Add a bunch of sharting and that nails it.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35488 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:52 pm to
My daughter right now. Living in a haze of Lysol and fear at the moment.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:53 pm to
I was basically using Lysol as hand sanitizer earlier today. I suspect it was already too late.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
84882 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:53 pm to
Someone is bound to tell you you've got the flu.

Slap that stupid motherfricker when it happens.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:54 pm to
Yeah...it’s not flu.

I especially hate “stomach flu”.
Posted by TheTexasTiger7
Dallas - Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2018
9387 posts
Posted on 3/26/19 at 11:55 pm to
quote:

squirting


Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124418 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 12:05 am to
Go stay at a hotel for the evening

No sense in you catching what they have
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155613 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 12:11 am to
Pics of squirting wife?
Posted by TROLA
BATON ROUGE
Member since Apr 2004
12334 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 12:12 am to
As the father it’s your duty to take it outside along with eldest sibling if you truly only have two bathrooms
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 12:15 am to
I have my camp toilet set up in the garage for the overflow.
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 12:15 am to
quote:

No sense in you catching what they have


Too late for that.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 12:37 am to
Subtle I have a family brag
Posted by Ham Solo
Member since Apr 2015
7729 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 1:13 am to
quote:

My whole family is puking & squirting


Wait, is this tigerdroppings or pornhub? Serious question.
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76306 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 1:15 am to
thread title is humorous
Posted by DuckManiak
Member since Nov 2011
3732 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 1:39 am to
Yep, wife and I both had it.

Lasted 3 days for me and 2 for my wife.

Prayers to you.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 3/27/19 at 2:07 am to
Uh, thanks for sharing?
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