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Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:29 pm to diddlydawg7
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We are skiing today. When it was time for lunch, my dad told us to get him a burger. My brother got him an “impossible burger” without telling him. My dad ate the whole thing.
My brother told him he just ate a meatless burger, and my dad lost it.
I’m kinda miserable at this point.
I think I'd like your dad.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:31 pm to diddlydawg7
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He’s my big brother.
Go frick him up regardless
You'll be the big brother after all is said and done.
ETA:
If you ever met my older brother you could ask him what "Primetime" meant.
I became the older brother that night
Not really but I did beat his arse.
This post was edited on 12/26/19 at 2:34 pm
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:37 pm to diddlydawg7
quote:
We are skiing today. When it was time for lunch, my dad told us to get him a burger. My brother got him an “impossible burger” without telling him. My dad ate the whole thing.
My brother told him he just ate a meatless burger, and my dad lost it.
In all seriousness, if your family has the ability to put kids in college, be together on Christmas, and go skiing, then every single problem you’re all encountering is trivial.
I know it can be kind of annoying, but your dad and brother are missing the forest for the trees.
Hope your holiday improves
This post was edited on 12/26/19 at 2:38 pm
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:42 pm to diddlydawg7
quote:
I’m kinda miserable at this point.
Christmas is over bro, you don't have to be there
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:59 pm to diddlydawg7
so who's paying for his college?...
Posted on 12/26/19 at 3:01 pm to diddlydawg7
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My brother told him he just ate a meatless burger, and my dad lost it.
I hope the next update involved Dad kicking the ever living shite out of the soy boy he raised. Keep the updates coming.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 3:05 pm to diddlydawg7
Dammit we’re talking to a high schooler
Posted on 12/26/19 at 3:07 pm to diddlydawg7
I mean, your dad sounds like a good dude but I think he's probably irritated at himself
Your son goes to college for a semester and comes back like this?
Not a good look, pops
Your son goes to college for a semester and comes back like this?
Not a good look, pops
Posted on 12/26/19 at 3:07 pm to MrLarson
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But they used gas to cook it and diesel powered tractors were used to harvest all the stuff that went on it.
And it’s cooked on the same broiler the regular meat is, meaning it comes in contact with meat.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 3:51 pm to diddlydawg7
What ski slope has Burger King at the bottom?
Posted on 12/26/19 at 4:35 pm to diddlydawg7
quote:
my dad told us to get him a burger. My brother got him an “impossible burger” without telling him. My dad ate the whole thing.
My brother told him he just ate a meatless burger, and my dad lost it.
Your dad should have dropkicked your brother into the new year for this abhorrent crime. YOU should do it for your dad.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 5:05 pm to diddlydawg7
This is fun.
Next year go on a cruise like we did. Been lovely and no drama.
Next year go on a cruise like we did. Been lovely and no drama.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 5:06 pm to diddlydawg7
quote:
impossible burger”
Those things have 18 million times the estrogen off a regular whopper
Posted on 12/26/19 at 5:14 pm to Adam4848
An “Impossible Burger” is any burger that is plant based.
The Impossible Whopper is just BK’s version of it.
The Impossible Whopper is just BK’s version of it.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 5:20 pm to Pettifogger
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Your son goes to college for a semester and comes back like this?
I’m not vegetarian, but I can’t imagine why I would possibly be bothered by someone else becoming one unless they tried pushing it on me.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 6:31 pm to diddlydawg7
Sounds like you’re afraid to back your dad’s position. I hope you aren’t causing the old man any long-term emotional damage. He’s been through enough already.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 6:44 pm to diddlydawg7
quote:you flew too close to the Sun with this troll
diddlydawg7
Nice try
Thinking that a grown arse man could not tell a plant burger was your flaw
Posted on 12/26/19 at 7:42 pm to diddlydawg7
Has your brother mentioned that Trump must be out of the White House now that he is impeached? Ask him when the sky screaming convention is.
Posted on 12/26/19 at 7:49 pm to Placebeaux
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Those things have 18 million times the estrogen off a regular whopper
You saw that too?
Gf is an NP and I asked her to guess how many times more estrogen the impossible burger had vs a whopper.
She says ten. I say more. She says 20. I say a lot more. She says 80. I say you have to think on a ridiculous and scary scale. She says 20,000. I say think of the most ridiculous and outlandish amount you can think of. Multiply it by ten and you'll be close. She says... 2 million.
When I explained it has 18,000,000x more... She legitimately got creeped out and worried about all of the women who unwittingly eat it.
No man should eat one.
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