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re: My Trashy Family Christmas Story (2nd UPDATE 12:30)

Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:25 pm to
Posted by diddlydawg7
2x Best Poster Elite 8 (2x Sweet 16
Member since Oct 2017
29592 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:25 pm to
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Wait for your little brother to go to the bathroom and barge in and frick him up.


He’s my big brother.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:29 pm to
quote:

We are skiing today. When it was time for lunch, my dad told us to get him a burger. My brother got him an “impossible burger” without telling him. My dad ate the whole thing.

My brother told him he just ate a meatless burger, and my dad lost it.

I’m kinda miserable at this point.


I think I'd like your dad.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:31 pm to
quote:

He’s my big brother.


Go frick him up regardless

You'll be the big brother after all is said and done.

ETA:

If you ever met my older brother you could ask him what "Primetime" meant.

I became the older brother that night

Not really but I did beat his arse.
This post was edited on 12/26/19 at 2:34 pm
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
38251 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

We are skiing today. When it was time for lunch, my dad told us to get him a burger. My brother got him an “impossible burger” without telling him. My dad ate the whole thing.

My brother told him he just ate a meatless burger, and my dad lost it.




In all seriousness, if your family has the ability to put kids in college, be together on Christmas, and go skiing, then every single problem you’re all encountering is trivial.

I know it can be kind of annoying, but your dad and brother are missing the forest for the trees.

Hope your holiday improves
This post was edited on 12/26/19 at 2:38 pm
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58797 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:42 pm to
quote:

I’m kinda miserable at this point.


Christmas is over bro, you don't have to be there
Posted by farad
Member since Dec 2013
12189 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 2:59 pm to
so who's paying for his college?...
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37917 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

My brother told him he just ate a meatless burger, and my dad lost it.


I hope the next update involved Dad kicking the ever living shite out of the soy boy he raised. Keep the updates coming.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
32644 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 3:05 pm to
Dammit we’re talking to a high schooler
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
85780 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 3:07 pm to
I mean, your dad sounds like a good dude but I think he's probably irritated at himself

Your son goes to college for a semester and comes back like this?

Not a good look, pops
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
37665 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 3:07 pm to
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But they used gas to cook it and diesel powered tractors were used to harvest all the stuff that went on it.


And it’s cooked on the same broiler the regular meat is, meaning it comes in contact with meat.
Posted by Adam4848
LA
Member since Apr 2006
19636 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 3:51 pm to
What ski slope has Burger King at the bottom?
Posted by stratman
NOLA
Member since Apr 2013
977 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 4:35 pm to
quote:

my dad told us to get him a burger. My brother got him an “impossible burger” without telling him. My dad ate the whole thing.

My brother told him he just ate a meatless burger, and my dad lost it.



Your dad should have dropkicked your brother into the new year for this abhorrent crime. YOU should do it for your dad.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
135261 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 5:05 pm to
This is fun.



Next year go on a cruise like we did. Been lovely and no drama.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 5:06 pm to
quote:

impossible burger”


Those things have 18 million times the estrogen off a regular whopper
Posted by diddlydawg7
2x Best Poster Elite 8 (2x Sweet 16
Member since Oct 2017
29592 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 5:14 pm to
An “Impossible Burger” is any burger that is plant based.

The Impossible Whopper is just BK’s version of it.
Posted by Tigerfan56
Member since May 2010
10526 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 5:20 pm to
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Your son goes to college for a semester and comes back like this?


I don’t see what the big deal is. I didn’t read the whole thread so maybe I missed some details, but the brother just became a vegetarian right? It would be different if he was pompous and pretentious about it or preaching to the family about why his way is better. Sounds like he didn’t even bring it up until it was forced out of him. The horror of someone making a personal change to their diet!

I’m not vegetarian, but I can’t imagine why I would possibly be bothered by someone else becoming one unless they tried pushing it on me.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37316 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 6:31 pm to
Sounds like you’re afraid to back your dad’s position. I hope you aren’t causing the old man any long-term emotional damage. He’s been through enough already.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138117 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 6:44 pm to
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diddlydawg7
you flew too close to the Sun with this troll

Nice try

Thinking that a grown arse man could not tell a plant burger was your flaw
Posted by shoelessjoe
Member since Jul 2006
11119 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 7:42 pm to
Has your brother mentioned that Trump must be out of the White House now that he is impeached? Ask him when the sky screaming convention is.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29422 posts
Posted on 12/26/19 at 7:49 pm to
quote:

Those things have 18 million times the estrogen off a regular whopper


You saw that too?

Gf is an NP and I asked her to guess how many times more estrogen the impossible burger had vs a whopper.

She says ten. I say more. She says 20. I say a lot more. She says 80. I say you have to think on a ridiculous and scary scale. She says 20,000. I say think of the most ridiculous and outlandish amount you can think of. Multiply it by ten and you'll be close. She says... 2 million.

When I explained it has 18,000,000x more... She legitimately got creeped out and worried about all of the women who unwittingly eat it.

No man should eat one.
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