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re: My Trashy Family Christmas Story (2nd UPDATE 12:30)

Posted on 12/25/19 at 6:10 pm to
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 6:10 pm to
Nobody believes you
Posted by Miketheseventh
Member since Dec 2017
5747 posts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 6:13 pm to
Wait. He’s concerned about climate change and he flew in on a plane. If he is crazy enough about altering his lifestyle for climate change then he can’t pick and choose what he wants to do. If he is truly dumb enough to change his lifestyle then he should have rode a bike instead of flying and tell him to destroy his cell phone because the process of making a cell phone hurts the ozone. Quit drinking bottle water and drink out the tap in a glass so it can be washed and used again. The list of things that he needs to give up are pretty much endless
Posted by LSU4lyfe
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2003
7808 posts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 6:23 pm to
Man up. Tell your brother to quick being gay and enter the transfer portal
This post was edited on 12/25/19 at 6:24 pm
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68235 posts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 6:27 pm to
quote:

 He flew in last night
How dare he! He should have taken a catamaran like that Swedish kid whose childhood we all stole.
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 6:52 pm to
quote:

My mom is angry because she planned out a week of meals.


He’ll eat what she cooks or he starves/gets his own food. Simple solution.
Posted by BatonScrewedTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2017
186 posts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 7:52 pm to
Be sure to tell him that being vegetarian doesn’t combat climate change
Posted by diddlydawg7
2x Best Poster Elite 8 (2x Sweet 16
Member since Oct 2017
27636 posts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:08 pm to
Updated the OP
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

ETA: We ordered pizza tonight, since my brother can eat it.

My dad got one pepperoni and one sausage pizza.

He claims he forgot. The yelling has resumed


imagine when your brother comes out of the closet.

Furthermore, does your brother not realize that cheese is a product of cows?
This post was edited on 12/25/19 at 8:10 pm
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:14 pm to
Wait till your brother tells them he enjoys the flavor of penis.
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:30 pm to
My brother in Law showed up for family Christmas at the house via taxi. I was outside talking to the neighbors and walking the dog. He hit me up for cab fare...…. I paid.

Neighbor laughed and said "Merry Christmas!!", then went inside.

That's all I got.
Posted by diddlydawg7
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Member since Oct 2017
27636 posts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:30 pm to
He’s vegetarian not Vegan.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49280 posts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:32 pm to
quote:

He claims he forgot.




Sure
Posted by diddlydawg7
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Member since Oct 2017
27636 posts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:32 pm to
My dad is certainly being an a-hole.
Posted by AmosMosesAndTwins
Lake Charles
Member since Apr 2010
17886 posts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:32 pm to
quote:

He’s vegetarian not Vegan.


Walks like a fig, talks like a fig.
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
30616 posts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:35 pm to
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This post was edited on 6/8/20 at 10:45 am
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
49280 posts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:35 pm to
quote:

My dad is certainly being an a-hole.




I would too.

Nobody wants a gay son.
Posted by BatonScrewedTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2017
186 posts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:36 pm to
You cant deny that its funny how he got pepperoni and sausage pizzas knowing why he was going to get pizza in the first place
Posted by Ralph_Wiggum
Sugarland
Member since Jul 2005
10667 posts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:38 pm to
quote:

There you go.

He needs to get it in the STEM field



The National Science Foundation considers psychology a STEM field.
Posted by msutiger
Shreveport
Member since Jul 2008
69620 posts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:39 pm to
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This post was edited on 4/15/23 at 6:56 am
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
28904 posts
Posted on 12/25/19 at 8:41 pm to
quote:

We ordered pizza tonight, since my brother can eat it. My dad got one pepperoni and one sausage pizza. He claims he forgot. The yelling has resumed


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