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My Thanksgiving has gotten off to an awful start
Posted on 11/27/19 at 12:52 am
Posted on 11/27/19 at 12:52 am
I got into Chicago this evening, visiting family.
My aunt is a Duke “fan”. The truth is she couldn’t name one player on the team, and she didn’t even know they were playing.
I spent age 0-15 in North Carolina, so I’ve always rooted for UNC and hated Duke.
Over the years we have always made jokes and texted each other when UNC beat Duke or vice versa.
So anyways, I saw Duke was tied with Stephen F Austin with 4 minutes left, so I turn the TV on.
She asked me who I wanted to win, and I said SFA of course. She told me that I should root for Duke because they aren’t playing UNC right now.
I said I always root against Duke no matter what, and she kept trying to convince me that I had an obligation to like Duke because of her.
When Duke lost on a Fast Break buzzer beater layup, I couldn’t stop fricking laughing. I thought it was hilarious, so did my uncle (UVA grad).
My aunt bursted into tears and ran upstairs screaming that I “disrespected her and her 40+ family members who have attended Duke.”
That was 3 hours ago. She never came back down.
FML. 5 more days.
My aunt is a Duke “fan”. The truth is she couldn’t name one player on the team, and she didn’t even know they were playing.
I spent age 0-15 in North Carolina, so I’ve always rooted for UNC and hated Duke.
Over the years we have always made jokes and texted each other when UNC beat Duke or vice versa.
So anyways, I saw Duke was tied with Stephen F Austin with 4 minutes left, so I turn the TV on.
She asked me who I wanted to win, and I said SFA of course. She told me that I should root for Duke because they aren’t playing UNC right now.
I said I always root against Duke no matter what, and she kept trying to convince me that I had an obligation to like Duke because of her.
When Duke lost on a Fast Break buzzer beater layup, I couldn’t stop fricking laughing. I thought it was hilarious, so did my uncle (UVA grad).
My aunt bursted into tears and ran upstairs screaming that I “disrespected her and her 40+ family members who have attended Duke.”
That was 3 hours ago. She never came back down.
FML. 5 more days.
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Posted on 11/27/19 at 12:55 am to diddlydawg7
We have our own problems to deal with bro
Posted on 11/27/19 at 12:57 am to diddlydawg7
quote:
My aunt bursted into tears and ran upstairs screaming that I “disrespected her and her 40+ family members who have attended Duke.”
That was 3 hours ago. She never came back down.
This is your "aight I'mma head out" moment
Posted on 11/27/19 at 12:59 am to Carl Tuckerson
Yeah. It just blew my mind how offended she was that I don’t like Duke.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 12:59 am to diddlydawg7
quote:
That was 3 hours ago. She never came back down.
That's a good thing. Now you don't have to deal with her.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 12:59 am to diddlydawg7
I don’t give a diddly if y’all duke it out.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 12:59 am to diddlydawg7
quote:I would have been officially miserable starting there.
I got into Chicago this evening
Posted on 11/27/19 at 1:01 am to diddlydawg7
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This post was edited on 7/13/20 at 8:37 pm
Posted on 11/27/19 at 1:02 am to diddlydawg7
quote:
My aunt bursted into tears and ran upstairs screaming that I “disrespected her and her 40+ family members who have attended Duke.”
Burst or bursted? Or are both correct?
Either way, the way to go from here on out is "apeshit". Dook.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 1:03 am to diddlydawg7
Somewhere in Africa some kid just starved to death
Sucks about the basketball though
Sucks about the basketball though
Posted on 11/27/19 at 1:07 am to diddlydawg7
quote:
Yeah. It just blew my mind how offended she was that I don’t like Duke.
Honestly, people that like Duke are counts.
ETA: counts are illegal here?
ETA2.0: interesting. Guess so.
shite piss frick count cocksucker motherfricker tit fart turd and twat.
This post was edited on 11/27/19 at 1:11 am
Posted on 11/27/19 at 1:09 am to AmosMosesAndTwins
Yep 
Posted on 11/27/19 at 1:12 am to diddlydawg7
It would have been good not to be intentionally obnoxious even though her reaction was over the top unless it involved me and an LSU game. Then, you’d be mud.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 1:19 am to diddlydawg7
I’m sick. I can’t sleep. Supposed to have work tomorrow. Then off for four days.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 1:25 am to tigersownall
4000 degrees in cabin because gf had to roast marshmallows in the fireplace.
I can't sleep above 65 unless exhausted. So bored as hell.
I can't sleep above 65 unless exhausted. So bored as hell.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 2:03 am to diddlydawg7
So, you purposely upset your aunt in her own house and felt the need to post a...brag thread? ...kay. Go to the hotel for the night and try again tomorrow.
Posted on 11/27/19 at 2:09 am to lsuwontonwrap
Nah, OP is in the right if she couldn’t name a single player on the team
Posted on 11/27/19 at 2:16 am to diddlydawg7
Posted on 11/27/19 at 2:16 am to diddlydawg7
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