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re: My Thanksgiving has gotten off to an awful start

Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:07 am to
Posted by Ham And Glass
Member since Nov 2016
1516 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:07 am to
Menopause
Posted by GainesvilleDawg
Georgia
Member since Aug 2019
502 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:10 am to
So what about this is awful? Duke losing is good for America. Happy Thanksgiving.
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
10600 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:11 am to
Bursted
Posted by PUB
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2017
18197 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:11 am to
You cannot win. Tell her you are sorry for your inconsiderate outburst and you really love her ........
Posted by diddlydawg7
2x Best Poster Elite 8 (2x Sweet 16
Member since Oct 2017
27604 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:21 am to
She’s in her 50’s.

She’s fat.

She’s liberal.

She likes the Patriots.

And we’re not blood related
Posted by Anaximander
3524 Third St New Orleans, LA
Member since Jun 2018
3412 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:38 am to
Go to her, Apologize and say no more sports talk. Then say lets talk about Universities that were built and funded off the deaths of millions from tobacco.
This post was edited on 11/27/19 at 8:39 am
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 8:47 am to
You know how to fix this?


Announce to the family that you are transgendered and would like to be called Estelle from here on out.

Your Duke problem will magically disappear.
Posted by Papplesbeast
St. Louis
Member since Dec 2014
826 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:08 am to
You should post this story here:

LINK /
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
8635 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:42 am to
If she had 40+ family members who played basketball for Duke, then maybe she would have a tall leg to stand on.

I will, however, raise the stakes by reporting a refrigerator that died Monday night.
Posted by cici
Ville Platte
Member since Aug 2011
54 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 9:56 am to
So does family!
Posted by Antonio Moss
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2006
48309 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 10:32 am to
I think now would be a good time to ask her opinion of Duke’s administration throwing its Lacrosse team under the bus for obviously false allegations.

Go all in.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30001 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 10:47 am to
My Thanksgiving has gotten off to an awful start

I got into Chicago


/thread there
Posted by WildManGoose
Member since Nov 2005
4568 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 10:57 am to
quote:

her 40+ family members who have attended Duke


40+ seems like bullshite. You should call her a liar and eat all of her favorite dish. She is a Duke fan after all.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90576 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 11:19 am to
The best was our thanksgiving dinner years ago when my uncles liberal girlfriend broke into tears and left him for good because my dad made a comment that blacks make good NFL running backs because they grew up running from the cops

Yes I know it’s racist as frick and wrong but was still hilarious
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
31107 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 11:26 am to
quote:

I’ve always rooted for UNC and hated Duke.


quote:

Georgia Fan


You're kind of a front runner too. Don't be too hard on your Aunt.

quote:

her 40+ family members who have attended Duke


The number is not even close to 40. This is a lie.

quote:

I got into Chicago this evening,


Which suburb are they in?
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21893 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 11:38 am to
The only proper response is to order a Stephen F Austin shirt on Amazon Prime and have it shipped to your aunt so you can see her reaction to receiving it before you leave
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 11:44 am to
quote:

is a sports team.


Correct so why use it to antagonize a family member when your team isn't playing
Posted by bagboy333
Youngsville, LA
Member since May 2018
379 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 12:07 pm to
she can sit at the children's table tomorrow for her childish behavior. Grow up.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20098 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 12:11 pm to
quote:

My aunt bursted into tears and ran upstairs screaming that I “disrespected her and her 40+ family members who have attended Duke.”

1. I doubt this happened
2. I would say your aunt puts a little too much into a meaningless college basketball game
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
10961 posts
Posted on 11/27/19 at 12:12 pm to
quote:


I spent age 0-15 in North Carolina, so I’ve always rooted for UNC and hated Duke


What state is Duke from?
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