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re: My penis is covered in poison ivy. AMA (edited with plot twist)

Posted on 12/18/24 at 6:31 pm to
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 12/18/24 at 6:31 pm to
Posted by inotsure
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Posted on 12/18/24 at 6:36 pm to
Best sex of my life was when I had poison ivy on my pecker. 10/10 recommend
Posted by SquatchDawg
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Posted on 12/18/24 at 6:38 pm to
Better let your boyfriend know why his bee hole is itching.
Posted by Alt26
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Posted on 12/18/24 at 6:39 pm to
Posted by Gordon Hayward
Member since Jun 2016
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Posted on 12/18/24 at 6:40 pm to
How big is the rash

:wink:
Posted by atxfan
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 12/18/24 at 6:41 pm to
Forgot to wash your hands after yard work and then jerked off?
Posted by HarryBalzack
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Posted on 12/18/24 at 6:41 pm to
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How's your boyfriend taking it?
He's all red-assed.
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
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Posted on 12/18/24 at 6:42 pm to
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My penis is covered in poison ivy. AMA



I look forward to the inevitable "How did I get poison ivy in my a-hole?" thread...
Posted by kaleidoscoping
Member since Feb 2021
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Posted on 12/18/24 at 6:44 pm to
I had this happen when I was 10 years old. It began to slowly cover up my pee hole from right to left over a couple day period. I'll never forget going out back by the wood pile to try to piss so my family wouldn't hear me crying screaming. The pain finally overcame the embarrassment and I told my parents and was taken to the doctor. It took a couple more days for it to reside. Never had to piss so bad before in my life from holding it the last two days.. Seriously be careful and you better hope you don't spread it to your dick hole by itching it.
This post was edited on 12/18/24 at 6:48 pm
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 12/18/24 at 6:44 pm to
Posted by The Torch
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Posted on 12/18/24 at 6:46 pm to
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How's your boyfriend taking it? Or I guess not right now


His anus is itching I’d imagine
Posted by Bonkers119
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Posted on 12/18/24 at 6:47 pm to
Wood
Posted by Granola
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Posted on 12/18/24 at 6:51 pm to
Having poison ivy down there sounds miserable, unbearable
Posted by Bow dude72
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Posted on 12/18/24 at 6:57 pm to
When I was 9 years old, I fed poison ivy to some cows. The end result was that I was completely covered with poison ivory. Every part of my body. I remember my mom covering me with that pink caladryl stuff. I didn’t sleep for days.
Posted by wasteland
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Posted on 12/18/24 at 6:58 pm to
Pics?
Posted by OMLandshark
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Posted on 12/18/24 at 7:25 pm to
When I was a kid, I took a shite in the woods and wiped with poison ivy. It spread up to my nutsack and engulfed my arse. It was not a pleasant experience. Probably went through five bottles of talcum powder and shitting burned like… well shite.
This post was edited on 12/18/24 at 7:28 pm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 12/18/24 at 7:29 pm to
I figured one of the LLotOT, or MikeLbr, would have been in here already saying, "Pics or it didn't happen."
Posted by billjamin
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Posted on 12/18/24 at 7:29 pm to
Damn vegans.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 12/18/24 at 7:30 pm to
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I figured one of the LLotOT


They’re like the entwives. They’ve long gone… unless you want to count Paige I guess.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
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Posted on 12/18/24 at 7:32 pm to
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When I was a kid, I took a shite in the woods and wiped with poison ivy. It spread up to my nutsack and engulfed my arse. It was not a pleasant experience. Probably went through five bottles of talcum powder and shitting burned like… well shite.

That's what is wrong with you, OML! The poison ivy got into your bloodstream via your arsehole and infected your brain. A couple decades later and you're looking up pics of gay dudes for a gay OT thread whilst you're on your honeymoon.

That explains so much!
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